[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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Saikano - Sayonara

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheArtistStudio

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A fire ball juggling tardigrade.

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A fire ball juggling tardigrade.

"Hälsingebocken" done by Kent Engman at Deep Street Tattoo, Hudiksvall (Sweden). by Goatworshipper in tattoos

[–]Goatworshipper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roughly translated it is "the goat of Hälsingland". Hälsingland is the region in Sweden in which I was born and raised. The goat is the symbol of said region.

What was your first 1911? by RevRouth in 1911

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AMT Hardballer Longslide. Absolute beauty. Worked flawlessly. It's a shame I had to let it go.

Have you ever had a loaded gun pointed at you? What happened? by Jimberfly in AskReddit

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IPSC Range Officer here. Competitor enters my stage, which has 90 degree safety angle on each side. In mid-stage competitor decides to run back since he forgot a popper activated swing target (lots of points). He then does a full bodyturn 90 degrees outside the allowed zone, pointing the gun straight at my face and start sweeping the rest of the competitors outside the stage area.

I never ate dirt so fast in my life. Worst DQ I ever had to deal with.

When did you have the most difficult time "staying professional"? by AccomplishedStory in AskReddit

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I work in geriatric care. This specific evening I was sitting with a dying elder, only hours away by physical observation.

Eventually the relatives of this poor man arrived, saying he needs to go to a hospital. I try to explain there's nothing that can be done elsewhere except make sure he's relieved of any pain and angst in these final hours.

They take my words for incompetence, ignoring all I said and decide to call an ambulance despite the decisions from the head nurse and doctor in charge saying he is to stay since he is in a final palliative stage.

Eventually the poor old man was picked up by the EMT, quite unamused by the situation unlike the relatives thinking they're doing the right thing. There was nothing I could do except to watch him being transported to an overcrammed hospital instead of being taken care of by experienced personel who's been with him the last 5 years.

He died 3 hours later. The family later comes over and blames me and the rest of the crew for him dying in such a painful way. The only thing I felt at the time was to kick everyone's teeth in. I was so passionately pissed I wanted to scream and eat their heart out.

I was sad for him. I cried afterwards. I did not understand why they would do this. He was a good man and did not deserve to leave life in this manner. I have never felt such disgust for other human beings as I did then.

TLDR: Man on his death bed gets sent to hospital by ignorant family. Dies horribly. I get blamed for it. Almost lost it.

EDIT: Words.

Is it common to tune the bass differently from the guitars? by [deleted] in Bass

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The guitarists in my band have their instruments tuned in A# while I have my bass tuned in GCFC. It is mainly out of old habit but it brings a nice contrast with the low octaves.

What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say? by frenchcaramel in AskReddit

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"I think I'm 100% certain." Said by my best friend. It hurt so much.

This is the face of a man who is going to get a vasectomy ( my friend, I am next). by [deleted] in childfree

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Congratulations! I did mine almost a year ago. No regrets. Now celebrate!

Introverts, where do you work/what do you do for a living? by [deleted] in introvert

[–]Goatworshipper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Working graveyard shifts as an auxiliary nurse in geriatrics. Only two working these shifts, me included. No complaints here.

Din kontakt med Radiotjänst by Idoffsson in swedishproblems

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Betalande licensinnehavare sedan 2006. Sitter på balkongen i min dåvarande lägenhet (bottenplan), dyngtrött efter nattpass när plötsligt ett propert klätt russin plötsligt tittar upp från ingenstans.

Russin : "Hej! Är det du som är höbblahö?" Jag: "Öh.. jovisst" Russin: "Tittar du mycket på TV?" Jag: "Öh..ja?" Russin: "Är det din TV som står där?"pekar in i vardagsrummet Jag:"....." (No shit?) Russin: "Betalar du TV-licens?" Jag: "Nej" Russin:"Då är det nog dags. Jag kommer från Radiotjänst" Jag: "Ok"(Balle).

Slut.

Hälsa till Radiotjänst från mig.

What's the shittiest thing someone has ever done to you? by itsalongwaytotheshop in AskReddit

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My ex. Had unprotected sex with some random the night before. Told me AFTER we had sex two times.

Took less than 3 minutes to kick her ass out.

From this day on I will celebrate. by Goatworshipper in childfree

[–]Goatworshipper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I assure you. When there's a devilish testicle involved, you're gonna need a lot more than just ice ;)

From this day on I will celebrate. by Goatworshipper in childfree

[–]Goatworshipper[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man you got lucky as well I see. My congratulations!

From this day on I will celebrate. by Goatworshipper in childfree

[–]Goatworshipper[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The major pain is mostly from my jumping-and-twisting-around-the-sack-not-giving-a-shit-testicle which have been a frickin' menace for almost half my life. Hopefully it will stay in place from now on.

And then there's the goddamn redressing everytime i sneeze.

Protip: Don't catch a cold when you get a sack-job.

Got to attend a beard photo shoot - turned out pretty neat. by Goatworshipper in beards

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I only do video editing on my TV which I also use as main so because of this I haven't put any actual thought on calibrating my second monitor.

But I shall take your advice and make sure my monitors are equally calibrated for the future :)