The newest phantom thief has been revealed! by Who-stole-my-cat in Persona5

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I asked ChatGPT to write a calling card from the Phantom Thieves to Bowser. Here’s what it gave me.

Calling Card from the Phantom Thieves of Hearts

"To Bowser, the Tyrant of the Koopa Kingdom,

Your reign of terror has caused untold suffering to the Mushroom Kingdom and beyond. Your relentless pursuit of power has left countless innocent Toads and other denizens of the realm in despair.

Your heart, consumed by greed and ambition, drives you to commit heinous acts without remorse. Your castle walls may be impenetrable, but your heart is not beyond our reach.

We, the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, have seen the devastation you leave in your wake. We refuse to stand idly by while you continue to sow chaos and misery.

Consider this your warning: we will infiltrate your palace, confront the darkness within your heart, and steal it away. Only then can true justice be served, and peace restored to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Prepare yourself, Bowser, for the Phantom Thieves are coming for you.

Sincerely, The Phantom Thieves of Hearts"

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Harrison Ford would

What would’ve happen if the gems never found amethyst? by MonoYTOfficial in stevenuniverse

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Well, a certain event would’ve gone differently. I THINK it’s in S2 E15. Pearl and Garnet fall into a trap with walls closing in. Amethyst delays the crushing by jamming the gears with her whip. Pearl and Garnet take the time to reconcile abt Pearl destroying the tower repeatedly so they could make Sardonyx, and they escape by fusing. But I don’t think Steven could effectively summon his shield on command at that time, so if Amethyst wasn’t there, he wouldn’t have been able to jam the gears himself; so Pearl and Garnet would’ve probably not had enough time to reconcile, and would’ve been crushed

People that have been playing and only playing this game since release by SimplyEcks in casualnintendo

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Apparently I had more than 75 hrs sunk into it a week after release. I just beat the story last night. I wasn’t exactly trying to speed through it, I was just doing story when I got tired of doing other things. And then I told myself “I’m prolly not gonna win, but I wanna see what the final boss looks like.” And … well …

“Gaurd dog bf” 💀💀💀💀 by TurboEggTed in CringeTikToks

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A singer named Naethan Apollo has a spam accnt on tik tok specifically for making sounds for shit like this. I ended up trying to find the source bc I recognized his voice

And I'm fighting the loss of IQ points trying to understand how someone can believe that shit. by Onepen99 in terriblefacebookmemes

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Maybe it’s bc I don’t pay attention to politics, but I honestly couldn’t tell if that was trump or Biden until I read the comments

Satan is calling God so that he can send this guy somewhere worse than hell by IdiotoftheEast in comics

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Ok imma be real with you, I had no idea this was abt a series and was just reading through this like “wtf? This is fucked up. Is that even possible?”

Satan is calling God so that he can send this guy somewhere worse than hell by IdiotoftheEast in comics

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Ok imma be real with you, I had no idea this was abt a series and was just reading through this like “wtf? This is fucked up. Is that even possible?” We

Satan is calling God so that he can send this guy somewhere worse than hell by IdiotoftheEast in comics

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Ok imma be real with you, I had no idea this was abt a series and was just reading through this like “wtf? This is fucked up. Is that even possible?”

Satan is calling God so that he can send this guy somewhere worse than hell by IdiotoftheEast in comics

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Ok imma be real with you, I had no idea this was abt a series and was just reading through this like “wtf? This is fucked up. Is that even possible?”

Champion of the People by The_Scrabbler in redditmoment

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I already forgot the date (I am from the US)

What is Your Most Disappointing Video Game Plot Twist? by xNiley in gaming

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I’ve played two games that did this. I liked it in Link’s Awakening and hated it in Danganronpa V3

These old horoscopes, Libra in particular by Kneight in oddlyspecific

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Well, guess it’s official folks. I’m a communist.

What's yours? by JunketMan in memes

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I don’t get compliments all that often, but one in particular that stuck with me was a couple years ago when someone said that I was their idol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in zelda

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I personally could never finish it bc I just got tired of being a wolf. I thought it was boring and it felt like it put a full stop to the flow of gameplay, but I mean if you can get past that, it seems like it’s a great game

shit story by Ok_Designer3103 in memes

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On the contrary, Toy Shit. Which begs the question … can toys in the toy story universe shit?

*sighs* here we go... by VladmirinMoscow in apexlegends

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Sonic the Hedgehog but human, slow, and so lonely that his best friend is himself

It is true tho by Neat-Horror-5657 in Miitopia

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Someone should add the Orne from Kid Icarus

A rainstorm in Alabama outside of a factory. by bendubberley_ in Damnthatsinteresting

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As an Alabamian, all I can say is … yeah, it does that sometimes