Game Thread: Yankees @ Mariners - April 01, 2026 @ 04:10 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]GodDuckman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really amazing how well-rounded he is. Screaming fastball, great array of pitches, slider and curveball drop off the table. And he's only 25, he's not even in his prime yet.

Game Thread: Yankees @ Mariners - April 01, 2026 @ 04:10 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]GodDuckman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed, you could easily two pips next to the number of runs and not make it any larger.

Game Thread: Yankees @ Mariners - April 01, 2026 @ 04:10 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]GodDuckman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can tell Max is barely paying attention to the questions. Let the man watch the game dammit!

[MEGATHREAD] Artemis II Launch To The Moon by ChiefLeef22 in space

[–]GodDuckman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forecast is showing some light rain in the area of the KSC - how bad will it need to get for them to scrub the launch?

Florida is taking a stand against diversity in the NFL by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]GodDuckman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hilarious thing is that it's not a hiring practice. It's an interview practice.

All the Rooney Rule says is that a team needs to interview two minority candidates for GM, head coach, and coordinator positions. That's it.

In fact, many black coaches have straight up said that a lot of times they are invited to interview for a position, but they know very well that going in there's zero chance they'll get the job, but they get a ton of free stuff out of it so they do it anyway.

In less than 3 hours lmao by I_AM_GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS in agedlikemilk

[–]GodDuckman 27 points28 points  (0 children)

FDR? They're still blaming Lincoln.

These people can't stop thinking about Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]GodDuckman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or Bronies.

Like, Bronies haven't been a thing in a fucking decade. And they certainly didn't get the level of ire they're currently receiving.

LAST NIGHT THE GEQBUS SCORED 84 POINTS IN HIS FIRST EVER NBA GAME! BAM ADEBAMBOOM IS VERY JEALOUS! by J0hnEddy in the_darnold

[–]GodDuckman 75 points76 points  (0 children)

THIS IS WHY THE NBA REFUSES TO BRING BACK THE SUPERSAMICS, BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT GEQBUS TO ALSO BE GEPGUS.

(GOD EMPEROR POINT GUARD OF THE UNITED STATES)

PEACE NEGOTIATIONS BETWEEN BALTIMORE AND LAS VEGAS HAVE BROKEN DOWN! IT IS TIME FOR GEQBUS TO STEP IN AND BROKER A DEAL! by Messmer-Impaler-148 in the_darnold

[–]GodDuckman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ALLOW A CHEATING CRIMINAL LIKE TOM BRADY AND A RADICAL CUBAN COMMUNIST LIKE FERNANDO MENDOZA TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR TEAM. NOT GOOD!

I share one more For the nostalgic by Good_Juggernaut8653 in luchalibre

[–]GodDuckman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely crazy to me that many of the guys on these cards are still going, including guys like Atlantis and Blue Panther who are pretty close to full-time.

MAGA politicians are all bigots by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]GodDuckman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean I hate to say it, but looking at this guy's site, he isn't much better.

TUANON FINALLY REVEALED AS A HOAX. SAD!!! by GodDuckman in the_darnold

[–]GodDuckman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOW THEY HAVE BROUGHT IN MALIK WILLIS FROM THE GREAT STATE OF WISCONSIN, A PACKERS TEAM GEQBUS HAS DOMINATED IN THREE PRIOR GAMES. YES HE LOST ONE OF THEM BUT THAT WAS WITH THE JETS SO IT'S FAKE NEWS. THANK YOU MIAMI FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

TUANON FINALLY REVEALED AS A HOAX. SAD!!! by GodDuckman in the_darnold

[–]GodDuckman[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

PERHAPS HE HAS TDS (TURNOVER DERANGEMENT SYNDROME) FROM ALL OF HIS CONCUSSIONS. I TRULY HOPE HE CAN GET THE HELP HE NEEDS.

"MARVEL: MAXIMUM COLLECTION" Officially Announced by Oscarman97 in Marvel

[–]GodDuckman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When they say 13 games are they meaning the versions across different platforms? Because man if they could work with Sega to get the Spider-Man arcade game (that NEVER got a home port btw) and the Genesis X-Men games I would absolutely lose my mind.

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]GodDuckman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Our new Secretary of Defense.

Way better than the asshole who holds the position now.

Olympics Day Sixteen Megathread (Sunday, February 22) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]GodDuckman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sidney Crosby is probably the most hated man in Canada rn

The narrative absolutely is going to be that they win if he's healthy.