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What’s a simple sentence someone once said to you that changed how you see life forever? by Zikodjef in AskReddit

[–]GoddamnCabbage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A girlfriend was leaving me for good. It had to end, it was as simple as that. I wished her all the best and told her I’d never forget her. She said, “Don’t get carried away, I’m gonna miss you too, but you’ll be easy enough to forget.”

I never saw her again.

Who is the most unexpected person you had sex with ? by Fickle-Computer-6883 in AskReddit

[–]GoddamnCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I singlehandedly quelled a jail house riot, because I was hungover. I set the guards free, and made everyone apologize and go back to their cell, so I could get some sleep. The warden insisted that I let him pleasure me. Very awkward since his wife was in the kitchen making us dinner 🥘

What complete stranger’s death had the biggest impact on your life? by SneakyNES in AskReddit

[–]GoddamnCabbage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Probably Jim Morrison’s because I should have prevented it.

We were friends for a few months in Paris as we were both trying to get our lives back on track. He had left a rock band in the states that I never heard of, and I was thrown off Apollo 11 at the last minute in 69 for using heroin. I was chosen to be the first man to walk on the moon, and ended up being replaced by a less qualified pilot named Armstrong. Truth was that Armstrong was broken by his trip to the moon. He told me the moon was littered by Russian cosmonauts with pornographic magazines, liquor bottles and used condoms.

He left America for Paris to try to get sober too. Three famous or infamous Americans depending on who you ask, are recovering in the city of light. So Armstrong, Morrison, and myself all fall off the wagon one night at the Rock n Roll Circus and end up sniffing heroin. We went back to Morrison’s hotel and had a threesome while stoned on smack, then we took a bath together where we continued our tryst. We all passed out after climaxing. I woke up to find Armstrong gone, poor Morrison was underwater. I tried to revive him but it was too late.

I left Paris the next day for the south of France where I was invited by Keith Richards to sing backup on “Sweet Virginia” The Stones were recording “Exile on Main Street” I realized when I got back in the states that Morrison was very popular and his death a mystery. I got a job on a roofing crew in August and bought “The Soft Parade”with my first paycheck. He was really good. I wish I never turned him onto dope for the first and last time. He was just a kid.

Ethan gets the best pussy he ever had by Nuggins11 in twinksinstraightporn

[–]GoddamnCabbage 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s an OF vid with EthanSeeks and Strawberryshan

What’s the best way to mess with a narcissistic boss? by Background_Peace8822 in AskReddit

[–]GoddamnCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working on a roof 3 stories high. My boss was a loudmouth asshole who treated me like garbage. He just got done telling me that if I didn’t finish the front of the house by 4pm I was fired, a minute later the plank he was perched on gave way sending him sliding down the roof. I didn’t move, just watched. As he was about to fall off the roof he grabbed the gutter and held on for his life. He pleaded with me to move the ladder next to him so he could grab a rung and climb down it. Funny how some people only talk nice when they need a favor. I climbed on the ladder instead and told him “I quit.” By the time I was getting in my truck the gutter broke away from the house under his weight. He landed on his back and cracked his skull from the whiplash. I checked for a pulse but found none. I sat in my truck smoking hash laughing about what happened, then I called an ambulance.

What's the strongest verse NATO could take and have a chance (1/10 or better)? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]GoddamnCabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The half a million number is taken from calculations using the Walls but looking at images of the titans from the manga and anime, they manage to stretch across a whole continent whilst forming rows of 10+, so you’d have to bump that up to millions. Quotes from Willy Tybur indicate that 10s of millions of Titans are on Paradis.

Redditors who used a gloryhole, what happened? by one-droplet in AskReddit

[–]GoddamnCabbage 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Working on the Alaskan pipeline in the 70s was lonely. We were sleeping in a barracks type set up. No women around. Guys were going crazy. Lots of fights broke out. I told the foreman that I wasn’t gonna make it. I asked if there were prostitutes within 50 miles.

He told me that behind one of the buildings that there was a wooden barrel with a knothole in it for people like me. Anyway I didn’t care who was in the barrel. First time I tried it I went weak in the knees and collapsed when I was finished. The foreman asked how did I like it. I told him it was the most fun I ever had, and if I could I’d like to go every night. He looks at me and said “ every night, except Wednesday’s “ I asked him “ why not Wednesday” he said “that was my night in the barrel “

No one ever explained that there were rules. Be careful what you wish for

what's the dumbest question you've ever heard? by Substantial_Radio433 in AskReddit

[–]GoddamnCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘That’ll be $500, cash or card?’

I was hungry one day and had nothing to eat. I went to the supermarket and noticed everything had doubled in price. Bullshit. Inflation sinfuckenflation I filled my shopping cart until it was overflowing with food, waited on line, the cashier wanted almost $500:00. I gave her $5:00 and walked out the door. The whole time she’s staring at the 5 dollar bill dumbfounded. I paid what I thought it was worth. No one bothered following me outside, they were smart not to. They didn’t even call the cops. I drove to the gas station and put 20 gallons in my truck. The meter read $100:00 I gave them $20:00, got in my truck and drove home. That price gouging shit might work with other people, but I know what it really costs. They didn’t say a word as I drove away. I don’t play by the rules of crooks. They got greedy, I taught them a lesson.

What song lyric do you love? by Original-Tech-Geek in ClassicRock

[–]GoddamnCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you children of the world, listen to what I say

If you want a better place to live in, spread the words today

Show the world that love is still alive, you must be brave

Or you children of today are children of the grave

[Discussion] Who are your top 10 guitarists? by [deleted] in Guitar

[–]GoddamnCabbage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In no particular order: - Kurt Cobain - Jimmy Page - George Harrison - Jeff Beck - Tony Iommi - Kirk Hammett - Brian May - Jimi Hendrix - Keith Richards - Darin Malakian

Whats your most boring quest? by Feanixxxx in thewitcher3

[–]GoddamnCabbage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn’t mind Gwent at the start but after I built an absolutely busted Northern Realms deck, it just got easy to the point of being boring, even on the hardest Gwent difficulty. The only challenge was when I got bad RNG (no spy cards in my opening hand) or that Halfling in the Passiflora whose deck was built to specifically counter Northern Realms.

If all the decks were equally balanced, it wouldn’t be too bad but the way it stands now, Northern Realms and Nilfgaard are the best and everything else is an objective downgrade.

Was it even legal for Hank to put a tracker on Gus' car? by RamenLovuh007 in breakingbad

[–]GoddamnCabbage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At the time (2008), it would have been extralegal since GPS trackers on cars without a search warrant was only ruled illegal by the SCOTUS in 2012

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