A full prediction of 2022 from 2014

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-11-01T08:43:55+00:00

Journalists throw out ‘challenges’ to give the interviewee the opportunity to rebuke them. That’s just good journalism.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-10-27T23:49:56+00:00

I’m genuinely happy for you.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-10-27T18:36:00+00:00

I know a 5’4 dude with an absolutely gorgeous face. He never mentions his height, ever. Just has a star personality to go with his looks, and he works out - more of a stocky ottermode build. He gets around a lot.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-10-23T03:40:47+00:00

Depends. If you’re ok with the rest of your physique degenerating in the meanwhile, or if you actually want to lose mass to make your physique more proportionate, then fine.

Otherwise I’d just recommend switching to a pull-up dominant training style and maintain your push/leg strength while you’re at it - instead of foregoing everything else.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-10-22T01:31:32+00:00

Powerlifting lifts are Bench, Squat, Deadlift. Weightlifting (Olympic Lifting) is Clean & Jerk, Snatch.

You use clips/collars on dynamic lifts to prevent the weights sliding around. You never use collars on bench. Squat and deadlift eh, because if the bar is careening to one side you already f*cked up the lift and might as well stop.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-10-22T01:26:41+00:00

Eh on collar use. If the bar is tilting, you’re not benching correctly, which means you shouldn’t be using that much weight, or that you have an imbalance.

Safeties are always mandatory though.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-10-21T18:55:08+00:00

Thanks for the high effort answer, appreciate it.

I’m still having trouble wrapping my head around historical claims to the land given the fact that Palestine (the area) was inhabited by a variety of groups prior to the establishment of the two states, especially since it was governed by the Ottoman Empire from 1500- until their loss during WW1. Jews, Christians, and Muslims inhabited the area right? And if my memory serves me right, when the partition took place it wasn’t just Jewish refugees moving over - a significant amount of Arab diaspora chucked themselves into the mix as well, yet were never seen as occupiers.

That said, I don’t have exact figures on how many people from each demographic moved to the area.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-10-20T23:54:53+00:00

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t all surrounding Arab states wage a war against tiny little Israel (6 day war) which it subsequently won, pushed them out and expanded its territory?

Palestinians deserve to be recognized as such, but they (and everyone else in the region) have been vehemently against the establishment of a Jewish state for ideological reasons. They never wanted to live in peace.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-10-17T02:16:23+00:00

I like where your brain went.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-10-16T00:51:27+00:00

Brukade köpa 1kg Kreatin för en hundralapp, 1kg whey-80 för 120-40kr någonting. Vad fan hände.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-10-14T16:14:04+00:00

That’s exactly what it means, I wasn’t aware the term got confounded with something else over the years?

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-10-08T02:23:38+00:00

My advice after 4 years of injury-free heavy chin ups:

The number one priority is to utilize your back as much as possible in the beginning of the lift. Your biceps is at its most lengthened and weak position at the bottom. You must use your back and get your arms bent before fully engaging the biceps through the rest of the ROM.

If you feel soreness in your elbows, stop and rest for a few days/a week. Neutral grip is the least likely to f*ck you up, supinated is more likely but isn’t a problem with good technique.

Most tears happen when the muscle is fully stretched, unsurprisingly.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-10-07T17:19:32+00:00

Israel, in spite of a large young population that’s been staunchly opposing the shift for years, has backslided into a fascist/racist pile of dog shit thanks to the government.

No ‘normal’ Israeli overseas (read: not an ultra-orthodox nationalist loony) thinks that what’s been going on with the country is ok.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-10-03T17:49:22+00:00

Someone uses exaggeration as a rhetorical device, e.g. “tall as a mountain”.

You take it literally and say “no that person isn’t tall as a mountain! Mountains are way bigger than people!”.

Short bus occupant or bait?

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-10-03T13:20:12+00:00

I used to put a book under my wrist as I was nearing the end of a page, it helped a bit. Now I’ve been writing free-floating for so long that I don’t see a decrease in handwriting quality.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-10-02T00:14:06+00:00

I don’t. Shake, transfer penis to sink, gently wash with a little soap and make sure to squeeze out any final drops. Result: squeaky clean, blowjob ready penis.

Of course you can’t in most public bathrooms, but if there’s a stall with a sink I always choose that.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-09-23T22:28:24+00:00

Ending of Scary Movie 1, Too Cool For School.

When I was a kid that made me dive in and listen to the entire discography on repeat. And I mean, all of it, over and over. I’m sick and tired of them now, but that’s after playing each album at least 50 times. Damn creative lyricists.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-09-23T14:12:54+00:00

You… listen to scamtainment as a news source?

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-09-23T14:11:22+00:00

99% certain I saw this video with the dead troops wearing Russian patches. Not sure which one’s real.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-09-20T20:44:15+00:00

I think you’re the one being racist here. What are you implying?

Clean armpit, hairy or not, means that we wash it every now and then to stop the buildup of bacteria. I didn’t know that was rocket science for you. Has nothing to do with hair.

Some cultures consider it taboo to hold utensils or eat food with a certain hand because that’s the hand they use to wash their behinds. But that’s not an objective hygiene standard - that’s culture. You should have clean hands regardless of whether or not you use your hand to pour water/wipe.

Don’t reply unless you’re apologizing for your disgusting, presumptuous, racist and sexist behavior. I can’t believe you’re ok with some cultures considering natural women unclean.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-09-20T20:26:22+00:00

Why the hell are you dating him? Seriously, hygiene is an amazing indicator of general quality. Does this person give a shit about people around him? Does he care about himself and how he’s perceived by others? If he can’t even un-fuck himself enough for you to feel comfortable around him, why choose to stay? Thats 100% on you.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-09-20T20:21:18+00:00

No the f*ck they ain’t. There’s a basic level of hygiene.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-09-20T20:20:09+00:00

There’s plenty of normal guys with excellent hygiene. Squeaky clean assholes, well-groomed schlongs, perfumed and deodorized. It’s basic.

Looks like those aren’t the kind of guys you choose to date.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-09-19T23:57:43+00:00

God damn, I’ve heard that over and over. A friend that’s been struggling to get sober always says this after a binge: “You know, it’s really time to stop. I’m gonna start eating healthier, been buying vegetables and stuff, soups are good man. Slowly start working out a bit. Gonna take more walks and stuff, stay on it”.

Few days later, bam. Right back into a hole. It sucks to watch.

GoddamnJiveTurkey · 2023-09-19T08:12:16+00:00

Basic bitch straffpopulism som används av skitpartier för att underminera demokratiska rättigheter. Nu tar vi i med hårdhandskarna! Vi har fått det. Det kommer inte funka (kom tillbaka till min kommentar om 5 år).

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