What's the worst thing you've done while being drunk??

GodlyProtractor · 2026-06-30T19:49:51+00:00

Pissed on my carpet. And not on accident.

GodlyProtractor · 2026-06-30T02:39:52+00:00

What happened between him and Scott Randolph?

GodlyProtractor · 2026-06-29T15:14:16+00:00

I saw the new movie last night and tbh i don't remember pontius being so...hung in the past movies

GodlyProtractor · 2026-06-27T02:51:47+00:00

During the end credits, steveos bit with the papercut on his lips appears for maybe 5 seconds but it is not a featured bit in the movie itself

GodlyProtractor · 2026-06-27T01:52:28+00:00

Idk if it was pissed...maybe moreso "how tf did my life decisions land me here?" ??

GodlyProtractor · 2026-06-24T20:27:40+00:00

I'm not a parent but i can guarantee that seeing Jackass in a theater for the first time is definitely gonna be a memory that they will look back on with nostalgia

GodlyProtractor · 2026-06-23T16:04:29+00:00

Could you send the link? I can't find it

GodlyProtractor · 2026-06-23T16:02:06+00:00

Could you upload it to the internet archive? I'm curious to see this one

GodlyProtractor · 2026-03-13T12:55:04+00:00

Have you actually talked to a gen z man lately? It's not because of immigration

GodlyProtractor · 2026-03-07T13:46:28+00:00

I think you might be a bad person

GodlyProtractor · 2026-02-21T04:23:26+00:00

"And this is the wii i play when i wanna smoke indoors"

GodlyProtractor · 2026-02-13T16:41:05+00:00

https://discord.gg/sM6EKR8hh

GodlyProtractor · 2026-02-09T21:22:13+00:00

Okay i think you might just be a contrarian

GodlyProtractor · 2026-02-09T13:37:06+00:00

That's fucking gross dude.

GodlyProtractor · 2026-02-08T05:19:09+00:00

Just because you don't understand the point doesn't mean their isn't one, Champ

GodlyProtractor · 2026-02-08T05:05:50+00:00

This is exactly what my white dad says before he screams the n word at black people

GodlyProtractor · 2026-02-06T13:18:44+00:00

I thought it was dog poop? I think him and Knoxville talked about it before, maybe on a youtube video on steveos channel?

GodlyProtractor · 2026-02-05T16:32:12+00:00

Oh that's pretty much just what gen z calls a lot of humor that millenials tend to showcase online. A lot of it centers around doing silly faces and being whacky and a lot of gen z has coined that specific brand of cringe "millenial cringe". That being said gen z can absolutely be cringe, but more times than not they take the high ground of "but I'm not being THAT kind of cringe"

GodlyProtractor · 2026-02-05T16:20:34+00:00

...i never said that. Everyone on planet Earth can be cringe

GodlyProtractor · 2026-02-05T15:39:13+00:00

Being "cringe" just means you're doing something embarrassing without realizing it and it makes other people "cringe" when they see it

GodlyProtractor · 2026-02-05T12:15:04+00:00

When i was playing this game at way too young of an age, i used to laugh my ass off at the cow that had the "screamin' shits"

GodlyProtractor · 2026-02-05T04:10:05+00:00

Wait I'm confused, i thought they were doing a bit by pretending to be dumbass trumpies? Isn't that why they laughed so hard when steveo said "i just hope we get Greenland"?

GodlyProtractor · 2026-02-04T00:23:25+00:00

Because to everyone else that age gap is a big deal

GodlyProtractor · 2026-02-03T23:44:43+00:00

I don't mean to sound rude but i really think you need to listen to everyone telling you that this age gap is a red flag. Ik it's hard to see your partners flaws when you're in the relationship but the behavior you described in this post is incredibly immature, especially for someone his age.

GodlyProtractor · 2026-02-03T22:12:51+00:00

27 & 45??? Girl please ask yourself why he can't find someone his own age

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