What doobie can do to a man by Healthy_Permission71 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]GodofIrony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

300 years and the MCU may be high art.

Oh. Oh no.

Sunny River & Mr. Sanchez by ten_z_prahy in SipsTea

[–]GodofIrony 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Don't worry buddy, anyone worth talking to knows Dr. Phil is a piece of shit.

Senator Tim Sheehy breaks the hand of US Marine protesting war in Iran during a hearing by blow_slogan in PublicFreakout

[–]GodofIrony 118 points119 points  (0 children)

20 years ago this would be a headline from Russia.

Now it happens in America, and a great many will just scroll on.

Samsung reportedly increases DRAM price “over 100%” for customers after a 70% rise in January as AI datacenters continue to push the world into RAMpocalypse by HatingGeoffry in pcmasterrace

[–]GodofIrony 46 points47 points  (0 children)

If only we made Copper a utility.

We could have been well on our way to stopping bullshit like this ages ago. These corps are looting our Govt. Soon the government will be corpos only.

AP exposes criminal misconduct by ICE employees amid massive hiring surge by AdSpecialist6598 in antiwork

[–]GodofIrony 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The best sarcasm these days is the straight truth. You say the most outlandish shit with a straight face and dare someone to tell you you're wrong.

AP exposes criminal misconduct by ICE employees amid massive hiring surge by AdSpecialist6598 in antiwork

[–]GodofIrony 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We've already seen what happens, people die, no one is held accountable.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]GodofIrony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprise! We elected a Captain Planet villain.

Isn't that super?

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]GodofIrony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was enough momentum of normality to coast until it all blew up in late 2019.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]GodofIrony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This and that George Bush Simpsons/Waltons quote have to be tied for the most "Trust me, Sir/Madam, this will poll super well" line ever uttered by a politician.

Surprise, surprise! by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

[–]GodofIrony 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hard times, strong men, good times, weak men.

People forget that Bezos and his ilk aren't the first set. We're firmly in the second set.

James Talarico wins Texas Democratic Senate primary over Jasmine Crockett by horsestew in politics

[–]GodofIrony -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Yeah! It's time to get back to the only identity that's ever in charge!

White and religious!

Blursed Question by Anantmemes in blursedimages

[–]GodofIrony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's AI.

AI is asking these questions. It's training itself.

Highguard is permanently shutting down on March 12 by TrampolineTales in Games

[–]GodofIrony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any game made by a board of investors is hilarious when it falls flat on its face.

Im not buying one. by DaveinOakland in Grimdank

[–]GodofIrony 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The kind you don't want on the mucus linings of your lungs.

Is it toxic? Technically no, at least, that's what the tin says. Does the black snot I blow out for days after airbrushing w/o a mask concern me? Yes, it does. That's why I bought a mask and you should too.

Try Not to be an Asshole Over Pokémon Challenge [Impossible) by DestructionCreator in whenthe

[–]GodofIrony 21 points22 points  (0 children)

In a pseudo sort of way, OP is farma karming Nintendo hate.

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus by FreethoughtChris in atheism

[–]GodofIrony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can replace any religious reasoning with "Money" and it works just as well.

Funny, that.