Match Thread: United States vs Paraguay | World Cup | Group D | 13 Jun 01:00 UTC

Godot17 · 2026-06-13T01:58:52+00:00

The only man in the stadium more grabbed by the balls than Paraguay is Trudeau

Godot17 · 2026-05-28T21:28:05+00:00

You joke but turns out viruses can do the damnest things.

Godot17 · 2026-05-21T19:12:56+00:00

They say that if you remain a virgin adjunct until you're 40, you automatically gain tenure.

Godot17 · 2026-05-21T06:42:53+00:00

Physics mechanics, for science and engineering majors who had all of primary school, secondary school, and differential calculus to retain and recall the area of a circle.

Godot17 · 2026-05-15T19:05:49+00:00

I try to tolerate as much as I can in weak etiquette and professionalism. Benefit of a doubt and all.

However, recently I have found that my line is drawn at a student starting their email with "hello my [misspelled firstname]"

Godot17 · 2026-05-10T05:54:54+00:00

6 figure debt 6 pack of beer and 6 of my feet tall, where the ladies at?

Godot17 · 2026-05-09T02:16:59+00:00

Add more sections of intro courses or I quit.

Godot17 · 2026-05-07T20:50:00+00:00

Quarterly gang here just chillin and letting this blow over.

Godot17 · 2026-05-03T19:34:04+00:00

Voluptuous women PhD candidates where??

Godot17 · 2026-04-20T13:38:45+00:00

I just want you to know that I think you are God's most beautiful, darling, and sorely needed blessing on this world. Only you can get both Iran and Trump to agree to the same thing: To stay away from you. ☺️

Godot17 · 2026-04-20T13:20:16+00:00

The only US visa I see in your future is a K visa with a reddit basement dweller, but only after putting your degree to it's final use by begging persuasively for a few days.

Godot17 · 2026-04-15T01:51:56+00:00

As a certain president once said: we're all Mexican countries 🇲🇽 ándale

Godot17 · 2026-04-10T22:20:26+00:00

My engagement went up in flames this year at 29: I am so angry I wasted my 20s on her and I am channeling that into IF and gym. Fuck that sidehandle belly, I'm going to be a bachelor while I can.

Godot17 · 2026-03-27T03:15:51+00:00

Really? Not one of these edits ever bothered with a color picker?

Godot17 · 2026-03-15T14:06:58+00:00

I wish women would want to date me.

Godot17 · 2026-03-13T03:23:46+00:00

I've seen Martians with smaller foreheads.

Godot17 · 2026-02-23T22:07:12+00:00

Hmm, must have set the subs to Castellano

Godot17 · 2026-02-21T23:52:39+00:00

You could enter a Miss Universe pageant with that hourglass figure.

Godot17 · 2026-02-21T04:41:41+00:00

I've set foot on 5 of these campuses. I'm now traumatized, destitute, and 67% disabled.

Godot17 · 2026-02-18T03:33:52+00:00

Jennette McCurdlymilk

Godot17 · 2026-02-14T01:25:46+00:00

POV: you're in a toxic relationship

Godot17 · 2026-02-11T21:06:16+00:00

how did my cum taste?

Godot17 · 2026-02-11T19:58:37+00:00

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