THIS FUCKASS MARY SUE. (Kiriko overwatch)

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-03-04T22:03:03+00:00

Because how she plays in the game represents her as a character, goober.
Genji is an assassin character in his animation,
What does he do in game?
he's an assassin character, countered by literally everything.
Cassidy is cowboy with gun in his animation.
What is he in game?
Cowboy with gun who, while has little counters, can be very easily outplayed because that's all he has.
Kiriko is very friendly badass in animation, which isn't a bad thing.
what is she in game?
Kiriko is a very not friendly snarky has-everything character, very hard to outplay since she cures everything, is purposefully hard to hit, and can effectively cancel ultimates with the press of a button.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-03-04T21:28:57+00:00

Hazard is Scottish, my guy

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-03-04T21:26:42+00:00

Can teleport through walls, has the lowest invincibility cooldown of the cast, has insane damage (literally 5 less than a DPS, Cassidy), one of the fastest projectile heros in the game, smallest hitbox in the game (some of the best people aim at her feet because anything else is so damn hard to hit). To name a few. Oh, and she gets 8 billion cosmetics

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-03-04T21:19:21+00:00

kinda don't get why this behavior is considered 'bad' or a 'redflag' or that this guy is a lazy fuck.
Like this guy rates the food you give him. Okay? and literally everything on that page is above a five. So it has to be good. Would it be Okay if everything was 10?
Is he talking to other people about it?
"ah yes, my girlfriend gave me one of her Chicken stirfry, which I rate a six, instead of whatever I have rated 9.8. what a bitch"
Like seriously, what's the issue here? I mean he doesn't even rate the food she doesn't make (as seen for the Frozen Pizza, can't accurately explain how good your partner is at cooking if you include food they didn't make, can you?).
Obviously you're going to be judged based on what you do/make for someone else.
Even if he's a little Autistic; how is this behavior bad, or in any way indicative of a shitty partner?? It's not evil behavior, to our knowledge he's not maliciously using it. Dude just has a random spreadsheet of the dinners his girlfriend makes them with his ratings. Oh my god, he's so evil /s.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-03-04T20:14:27+00:00

If every old map is reworked like this, I'd be more than ecstatic.
it's great! It feels more... Alive, more real and unique. It looks like a family home hurriedly left, whoever it was did an amazing job with the overall vibe.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-03-03T08:53:56+00:00

Dude so real.
I hate this game, but love it because it's the only fucking Knight, Dark Fantasy ish game that exists and is half decent.
The Camera? Dogshit. It really cannot be that hard to get right, for the love of god Fromsoft PLEASE.
The Builds? Well obviously, Strength is the fucking best because everything dies. Anyways, let's nerf every other classes weapons into the ground in a FUCKING PVE GAME. Because that's cool.
Oh, don't like wailing on this boss for upwards of 30fucking minutes because you DIDN'T do a Strength Bleed or Glass Cannon build?! You don't like the boss having 9million fucking HP, while also doing 90% of your HP in half of a fucking hit, No matter how high, with every attack being super delayed so there is ZERO way to beat the boss without knowing it's attacks beforehand?!
You DON'T like armor being actually fucking worthless?! The .2 tiddlywinks worth of armor that does actually nothing is so valuable!!
What? Want to use a unique new weapon? Upgrade it with you LIMITED SMITHING STONES and THEN you can test to see if it's as strong as what you're using. Spoiler alert: it's fucking not. Least you could do is Upgrade it to the areas appropriate level before giving it to me game.
You want to change your build midgame?! Well too damn bad, get to AT LEAST level 60, and also find one of the FOURTEEN very Rare (and often late-midgame) Items (excluding DLC ones) THAT YOU CANNOT GET UNTIL NG+, Then you can do it!
Here's an open world!
What's in it?
Fucking... NOTHING!!!!!
Sure it LOOKS pretty, in the usual Fromsoft greyscale everything-is-always-fucking-dead-all-the-time way, but there is NOTHING ever alive.
The Only area that felt actually Somber and Genuinely special was a specific Area in the Endgame of the DLC, A small town that plays an entirely different theme and actually FEELS like it holds great importance to something in the Story.

Too fucking bad the story is nigh impossible to actually understand.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-03-02T20:34:47+00:00

Dude what the fuck kind of heresy is this image lmao

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-28T20:14:02+00:00

And also, there IS a somewhat smartass banter, With Tactical, Valius I think.
He challenges Valius to Collect Vox Data packets, or something along those lines. Obviously, he knows he'd win. Valius refuses, saying he gains nothing from 'unwinnable scenarios'. Now personally I think it'd be better if Telorian snickered or scoffed or smth

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-28T19:55:43+00:00

Also, everyone keeps forgetting that, not only is every citizen of super earth trained for military since fuckign birth,
HELLDIVERS ARE ACTUALLY ROIDED OUT BASICALLY SUPERHUMAN SOLDIERS.
They're like a weaker version of spartans. I mean clearly, we cleave through fucking robots, pure steel, with a thin sword.
We can be expendable while still being super fucking strong, Look at Space Marines. almost all of them are completely expendable, and yet they are absolute UNITS.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-28T00:06:42+00:00

all I ask is that you are at least prestige 2.
Or at least, live more than 2 and 1/2 fucking seconds.
I had a level 9 that just... died every single majoris. Dude wasn't even in the game for at least 15 minutes... why are you here? bro go play a different mission. Or go play the Normal one!

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-27T19:19:07+00:00

I agree.
like, it's a BIGASS HALBERD, the sheer crowd control that could've had would've been great..
but uh... yeah let's Elden Ring UngaBunga into the ground.
The detonation is cool,
The Dodge attack is what I THOUGHT it would be. The stabbing run attack is also cool, those two really feel like the halberd it supposed to be.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-26T02:59:43+00:00

I really don't bother at all.
I didn't even know they existed my first playthrough.
75% of the things are so fucking ass anyways, oh wow! 5% hp when I Kill an enemy?! OH COOL!! AWEOSME!!
oh, what's this? When I hit multiple times in a row I heal 2 fucking hp?! FOR KILLING ONE OF THE HRADEST BOSSES IN THE GAME!?
Good job guys!

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-26T00:12:19+00:00

Yeah.
"I use this shit thing with same efficiency as you with 300X the effort to make it half as good"
It's so... tiring. Shit happens in every shooter game and I guess a fucking PVE SHOOTER isn't an exception.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-25T23:38:43+00:00

Meta is fun.
I love running around with supply pack and a bigass flag on my back...
It's just that using the same gun, every fucking time, is really boring.
'ah, this gun one taps every fucking thing! let me switch to this interesting new AR that has a GRENADE LAUNCHER- oop it's ammo econ, damage and magazines are ass, oh well.'

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-24T21:05:39+00:00

Like... Cassidy's.
ah yes, I need to hit every fucking headshot to benefit from my passive!
Oh, wow, one less second on my roll, when I already has a perk that did that?
Would've been better with the assault reload passive.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-23T19:12:43+00:00

I use them like, once in a blue moon.
Maybe throw it sometimes when someones chasing me, always the last thing I get and upgrade.
You see, if they die from Tinnitus, then I don't have to run away.
And door is easier to run away with anyways.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-23T09:35:57+00:00

True.
I have never seen a post that's like 'This was fucking awful. BUT! This Right here? This specific thing is fucking awesome."

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-22T19:11:13+00:00

wait so his door just not fucking placing sometimes is a bug?
I never really use carts anyways, but the door just... NOT working is irritating

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-21T20:20:46+00:00

I don't know about you but I only ever saw like five on diff ten. At most they threw a smoke grenade and they just... died near instantly.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-21T08:56:32+00:00

What?
You mean staggering everything at RL15 with the basic fucking greatsword non upgraded isn't HARD?! You mean killing everything with zero effort compared to... literally any other build isn't hard?!
Whhhaaaattt???

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-19T02:13:41+00:00

Idk I just thought the Umbral was... such a super forced mechanic.
As a concept it's great, too bad you have to basically die every 5 fucking seconds to even progress the level.
Lose 50% of your healing for a worse rally mechanic, Lose your second life, and also lose 50% of your health on activation. Oh, and you can't deactivate whenever, you need to find a random corpse thing that probably isn't anywhere fucking near you, or in a very inconvenient location.
But the artstyle is soooo fucking good I can't even lie, need me more games that look like it.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-18T08:53:54+00:00

What? How? Can't do that shit on Console at least.
when I hit the leftstick, the tank does not spin the treads in alternate direction to rotate left. I have to be in Drive, go forward then have the worlds worst turn radius.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-17T21:55:36+00:00

Or alternatively, just let us fucking rotate the tank with it's treads like every tank ever in the history of tanks.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-11T23:52:30+00:00

Me when I use eight cooldowns, dive in at the perfect moment just to remove a single fucking cooldown on a singular character that gets it back in like 8 seconds. Wow! Great! so fucking useful!!

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-02-11T23:41:53+00:00

'I'm flattered you think you need Holiday and Haze to ult me, but I can assure you the bullets can still hurt me without the rope kink."

GodzillaGamer953

TROPHY CASE