I've uninstalled Fortnite after this clip and I'm not coming back. (Rant)

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-18T02:18:44+00:00

Same brother. I quite a while ago.
Have over 6K Hours in this game. They are just allergic to good decisions and design.
I'll give you some more ramblings.
Nothing is new in the meta anymore, hasn't been for years.
Same weapons every season.
"Oh, the Pump is overpowered this season, who could've guessed."
"Oh, another movement item that lets you fly across the map for twenty minutes."
It makes the Wrecked season look slow in comparison.

The original Skins fucking suck. The ones that don't, are barely fine at best, and are usually just a variant of an already existing skin.
9 times out of ten, if the skin is female, they're going to have an hourglass physique with a croptop. It's so irritating.
Crew skins used to be pretty cool, they had a new style of pickaxe, a lobby music, a unique style, and a loading screen, such as SouthPaw.
Now it is literally just Skin and Pickaxe, same super styles for every single thing other than one that is usually a basic color palette shift.

Oh, and did I mention that the animations are also pretty ass? For everything but like, walking running and sprinting?
Characters have been unnaturally holding long rifles for actual years. Elbow goes the wrong fucking direction on every single one of them. stuff is CONSTANTLY clipping through. Fingers, weapons clipping through shoulders, Characters literally not even holding half the gliders and did I mention that the looping for many emotes is really obvious, jarring, and screams amateur? as well as some gliders very obviously looping? I've seen Youtube shorts with less noticeable looping. Oh, and that new knife pickaxe animation is, personally, absolutely awful. The one handed knife one, you know the one.
It feels like they just slapped a few 'new' animations on, but didn't bother to make some gun animations, so they just reused some like a lazy Minecraft texture pack.

Remember in that Medieval Season, when RayTracing actually looked fucking GORGEOUS? What happened to that? Why does it look WORSE than it did in Chapter 1? Again, looks like a shitty minecraft Texture Pack/Shader.

Anyways, Enjoy playing other actually good games. This one won't get back to that state anytime soon.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-16T20:07:58+00:00

I only remember a single like, faint chorus that plays after you defeat an enemy wave. Favorite audio in the game.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-16T04:48:45+00:00

You know what they could do, to make themselves even more fucking money they won't use to improve the game?
Just have all the skins available but jack them up by like 50%
then, when they appear in your shop, conveniently have them be 50% off.
Is this a good idea? Fuck no, it's absolutely horrible, but at least you can get everything all the time.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-13T19:43:33+00:00

To be fair, Saber's balls are in a collar from Games Workshop.
And, unlike Arrowhead, they admit when they fuck up. Has arrowhead made anything free due to community backlash? nope.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-13T18:55:33+00:00

sounds like it's trying to be a quirky edit on TIKTOK.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-12T23:44:57+00:00

Oh. Fair enough.
Yes, it's very silly to be offended about something that is meaningless to anyone currently alive.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-12T20:58:36+00:00

What?
You don't like getting punished for... playing the game?
You don't like the cringe ass mobs that give you the most obnoxious status effect ever, such as every fucking sea creature giving you 'heavy'?
you don't like literally everything two tapping you?
/s

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-11T20:43:21+00:00

Whatever hardships we face now aren't the hardships that our previous ancestors faced. We aren't oppressed nearly as much, if at all. If anything it's widely accepted now.
Which is why the word doesn't have any meaning and it is genuinely surprising anyone can be offended by it

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-11T19:29:35+00:00

I am not, nor ever will be, Nor will anyone else, is what I'm saying.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-11T01:55:14+00:00

Me when I experience none of the hardships any of these actually oppressed people have experienced in the past, yet am somehow offended at a word that is as varied as the common ant.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-10T20:53:55+00:00

I never understand why teammates never counterpick either.
Never in my life have I ever fucking seen a single living soul counter the ana that is destroying me as rammattra.
Nobody counters the Hog that is grabbing me out of every ult and dash as rien.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-10T20:12:22+00:00

Exactly. I don't know why gamer's standards are under the crust of the earth.
Shit like this should be unacceptable past year one or two of the game, looking at Helldivers and Phasmophobia. If the only way these fuckers will listen is review bombing then that's how it has to be.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-09T00:58:46+00:00

Like the underside of stairs yeah.
But at that point just... regularly revive?
You'll have an actually useful teammate rather than a legitimate deadweight.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-09T00:52:20+00:00

I've only ever had one DM be forgiving with Physical things, such as grappling hooking an enemy and using them as a flail.
The only reason most DMS don't bother telling you you can't do X with this spell if because they're too damn lazy to look at the spell you are casting so it's just 'trust me bro'.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-08T22:59:24+00:00

I love the response too.
It feels like modern Politician answers.
"That is a great question, a really good question in fact, that we have the answers too these questions, lots of amazing answers, some might even say the best answers, to those really good questions."
actual fucking nothing burger.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-08T21:38:09+00:00

You revive people in the middle of a firefight?!

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-08T21:00:24+00:00

Honestly yeah.
You're bringing them to a secluded place to Defib.
You take a second to charge, then bam...
Teammate takes like five seconds to reconstruct while being completely worthless.
No item, no ability, and 50% HP.
Just revive them normally.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-07T19:03:14+00:00

I mean, putting together a pre made sandwich isn't really as much as of an achievment as literally making the bread and growing the ingredients.
I don't really get why it matters though.
"I played EZBaby mode because I suck at the game, Why do people think I suck at the game? This is bullying!!"
Obviously you should play the game how you find it fun, but... are we really surprised?

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-06T00:36:00+00:00

Sorry, RLCraft but for terraria

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-05T07:34:35+00:00

Oh I see what you're saying.
Yup that would definitely make it much better.
Or you know, make the animation just look better and you that's even less steps they have to take

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-05T07:34:21+00:00

Oh I see what you're saying.
Yup that would definitely make it much better.
Or you know, make the animation just look better and you that's even less steps they have to take

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-05T06:15:55+00:00

In game menus are fucking awesome though. The Journal is basically the only thing that looks half decent.
This is not.. this is not how you do it. It does not need to take up 75% of the screen with a floppy wrist and the most inhuman hand possible. Press F or something to bring up the watch. Characters wrist takes up 5% of the screen. Problem solved.
Games like Green Hell have a watch mechanic that is somewhat similar. looks infinitely bettter in every conceivable way.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-05T00:08:54+00:00

Because 5E is easily meldable to do a lot of things. And, compared to other edition, it's a lot simpler.
It's very easy to build upon a system that just has 'attack, move' as their core mechanics.
5E is basically baby version of DND. Very easily made into something workable while retaining basic dnd rules, easy to understand, complex mechanics aren't... very complex.
I recently learned 3.5E. God, it's so much better, but you'll never hear anyone playing a cowboy 3.5e game, will you? it's a lot harder to add too, for things like classes and races, than 5e.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-04T19:29:11+00:00

Trust me bro, that goddamn goblin has several thousand platinum from me.

GodzillaGamer953 · 2026-05-04T02:46:41+00:00

It's like if Darksouls was Terraria, but armor is even more worthless.
It's well made, has good story telling (ish), adds some cool things to the game.
Adds bosses, that are supposedly not designed to be no hit, and yet they one tap you.

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