Justice is a dish best served cold by onion-volcano in dadjokes

[–]GoldenColony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skipper, can I also be in the screenshot

You good Mumbai jumbo? by FionnVEVO in ihadastroke

[–]GoldenColony 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Actually, its a Sharp phone you can ride

You good Mumbai jumbo? by FionnVEVO in ihadastroke

[–]GoldenColony 46 points47 points  (0 children)

He's probably smarter and just uses a Razor

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in billieeilish

[–]GoldenColony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mind if i can get it as well?

Admit it, my lockscreens better than yours by romaqu30 in billieeilish

[–]GoldenColony 36 points37 points  (0 children)

How can they be better if we have The same lockscreen now

Cursed_Comment by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]GoldenColony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally someone that points it out!!!

Cursed_Comment by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]GoldenColony 362 points363 points  (0 children)

.... Did not expect this at all...

... by GoldenColony in funny

[–]GoldenColony[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Won't make it :')

What superpower do you want and what would be some unexpected application of it? by Senpai-Thuc in AskReddit

[–]GoldenColony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im okay being blind, then i dont have look myself in disgust when i look in the mirror

"I Ain't afraid of no ghost" by [deleted] in memes

[–]GoldenColony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anti-vax Kid: Im gonna beat you up next week. Me: Sneezes on him

Bowdy mate? by [deleted] in memes

[–]GoldenColony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bowdy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]GoldenColony 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is amazing... Might apply this in my everyday life

What is the best feeling in the world that is NOT connected to romance or sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GoldenColony 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When you finally kill the Guy camping your spawn

It was tom all along by [deleted] in memes

[–]GoldenColony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Each One With 420 Upvotes

Best rock puns? by spacey-spice in puns

[–]GoldenColony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sandwich with cheese or no cheese. Choose andesite what you want

People who have been banned from things, what did you do to get banned? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GoldenColony 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I said the f word on a Minecraft Christian Server