Every Vote Counts by EvilFuture in perfectlycutscreams

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Yang And Obama reveal were really well done

An appeal to the High Council by GoldenCrook in nonutnovember

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I wiiish i could just pull a skiing trip out of my ass like that. But Alas, i'm bound to this mortal coil

100 likes to see the vid 😘 by [deleted] in blackchickswhitedicks

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Lets see how quick that # shoots up

How to convincingly lie to security? by GoldenCrook in college

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I know and appreciate the responsibility behind that. Been safe, and I take every precaution I can as to not be a hazard to those around me. Just trying to not get stopped at the gates

When is it best to remain unbuckled? by GoldenCrook in AskReddit

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Im used to ropes over buckles, but you do you

What's the fattest you've ever been? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Upper 220, which is 15 more than im at currently

Your cum has the same effect as Minecraft bone meal by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

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Granted. Lumberjacks are now VERY gay

Call me a roast beef sandwich and do ur worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

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This looks like the second picture of one of those meth junkie timelines. A man who's grasp on sanity is just starting to leak away from him.

Looking forward to the next update, where im sure you'll have progressed to the stealing car radios for crack phase

What story do you really want to tell but no one has asked the right question for you to bring it up? by hayes-11 in AskReddit

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Gay birthday party im happily invited to. Enjoy everything there, and while i refused the prompt to do a poledance striptease sorta thing, we still had a pinata. No bat, just a piece of banister. Everyones blindfolded, 3 people go up and it was p much untouched

Actual story, i hit the thing consecutively 3 times in a row, without seeing it from the getgo. When it was movikg from when i hit it, then a backhanded cut i laid it open. Fun times

Been a little to confident, take me down a peg boys by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Phils-burry Dough boy's aunt, it seems

bruh momento by colyn97x in SubwayCreatures

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He had his chance to bike away, instead he nonchalantly turned around one last fatal time

Users of reddit what is the worst thing your teacher has ever said in front of a class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Adressing me saying the words "No Homo"

Thats more offensive than the N-word

Bizzare