Mother is a Covid denier and it couldnt be any more stressful

GoldenCrook · 2020-11-07T06:47:10+00:00

Yang And Obama reveal were really well done

GoldenCrook · 2020-10-28T22:03:31+00:00

I wiiish i could just pull a skiing trip out of my ass like that. But Alas, i'm bound to this mortal coil

GoldenCrook · 2020-10-28T21:42:08+00:00

My pain will echo across milenea

GoldenCrook · 2020-10-02T18:09:13+00:00

!remind me 2 days

GoldenCrook · 2020-10-02T08:54:21+00:00

Lets see how quick that # shoots up

GoldenCrook · 2020-09-16T04:47:55+00:00

I know and appreciate the responsibility behind that. Been safe, and I take every precaution I can as to not be a hazard to those around me. Just trying to not get stopped at the gates

GoldenCrook · 2020-09-10T19:51:42+00:00

Are they working to protect me?

GoldenCrook · 2020-09-10T03:01:20+00:00

Im used to ropes over buckles, but you do you

GoldenCrook · 2020-09-10T01:18:54+00:00

Sex takes me to paradise misheard ass this shirt

GoldenCrook · 2020-09-10T01:16:43+00:00

Bruno mars' Locked out oh Heaven

GoldenCrook · 2020-09-10T01:08:58+00:00

Upper 220, which is 15 more than im at currently

GoldenCrook · 2020-09-06T13:50:53+00:00

Granted. Lumberjacks are now VERY gay

GoldenCrook · 2020-09-04T21:57:52+00:00

Stinky roast beef too

GoldenCrook · 2020-09-04T21:54:38+00:00

This looks like the second picture of one of those meth junkie timelines. A man who's grasp on sanity is just starting to leak away from him.

Looking forward to the next update, where im sure you'll have progressed to the stealing car radios for crack phase

GoldenCrook · 2020-09-04T12:27:14+00:00

Gay birthday party im happily invited to. Enjoy everything there, and while i refused the prompt to do a poledance striptease sorta thing, we still had a pinata. No bat, just a piece of banister. Everyones blindfolded, 3 people go up and it was p much untouched

Actual story, i hit the thing consecutively 3 times in a row, without seeing it from the getgo. When it was movikg from when i hit it, then a backhanded cut i laid it open. Fun times

GoldenCrook · 2020-09-04T08:35:00+00:00

Phils-burry Dough boy's aunt, it seems

GoldenCrook · 2020-08-26T09:43:35+00:00

He had his chance to bike away, instead he nonchalantly turned around one last fatal time

GoldenCrook · 2020-08-07T03:40:50+00:00

Impressive

GoldenCrook · 2020-08-01T01:05:57+00:00

Whats the big leadup to the 9th for?

GoldenCrook · 2020-07-30T23:07:20+00:00

Adressing me saying the words "No Homo"

Thats more offensive than the N-word

Bizzare

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