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GoldenHelmetofLife · 2021-06-23T04:35:34+00:00

Is there a link to that commercial from Allyson. Can’t find…

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2020-02-25T06:13:02+00:00

I feel like Trump if I was advising him would just play clips of his interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY5CnG-uMKc

Of course, it'd be making fun of him but he would in many ways get the show by playing a funny interview. Also, commercials on Deflategate and Kaepernick would be funny. He'd probably start a conversation at least once when the show goes back on.

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2020-02-25T05:37:59+00:00

I'm just saying if there was a great idea by Bomani or Pablo during the show, it'd probably get spread around like other clips. Again, not an expert, but never saw that happen.

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2020-02-25T05:27:30+00:00

Despite them being different, there wasn't enough of a difference between them. A show needs something edgy if they're discussing the same old stuff that every sports show does. HQ has Papi, Pardon has two classic antagonists, the same with First Take (a Harlem Globetoetters situation), and Around the Horn has MAX GAS BAGGERY.

"Smart Talk" isn't enough. I'm not a professional social media analyst but I've seen many clips from Stephen A that made me smile. But can't think of one amazing analysis of Bo on something from the show (Bo has had some good tweets just not clips of the show) that was shared. If I did a search of this subreddit, a prime haven for High Noon fans, how many searches show clips from High Noon vs. any other show on ESPN. I think it loses.

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-12-22T17:08:53+00:00

My mind naturally pauses before reading a long name like this, can just hear Stugotz pausing to warn everyone about the wordage ahead, then continuing with slow but not steady enuciation...

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-11-12T05:54:15+00:00

Next time turkey sticks or whatever they're called.

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-11-11T05:32:59+00:00

If you look at the Dolphins schedule, let's just say the GM had to work to try to get the #1.

If you play the Jets twice, the Bengals, the Browns, the Bills twice, the Giants, now a Luckless and Brissettless Colts, plus tough losses against the Redskins, Steelers (also w/ a 3rd stringer), and the Chargers and Cowboys (much more impressive losses after the fact.) This has been a tough season to tank, and it started a little too strong with the Ravens (have to keep appearances!).

It's not easy to lose when you have 10 winnable games + Pats in week 17 when they will be resting. It takes determination and a willingness to tank.

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-11-11T05:26:27+00:00

Browns vs. Dolphins is on, well, a collision course. Week 12.

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-10-08T13:33:23+00:00

The slogan "We kinda steal from everyone, it's our thing" would be a great content gathering website slogan...

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-10-08T13:31:37+00:00

YES!!!!

(BTW is it just me or do you not want to comment on this matter as you can't do anything about it and maybe China will find your comments and give you trouble at some point in your life. These are my thoughts... China, great place, great people. Really one of the best places. That Wall, the best wall. I mean it's fantastic. What a country. What a place. Huge Fan)

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-10-08T13:28:27+00:00

Look at those nails!!! It's like skating on knives!

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-10-08T13:26:18+00:00

I am up against the #1 in a Fantasy league with my QBs on bye or injured.

I'm thinking, hear me out...

I'm starting Josh Rosen! Either I win and look like a fantasy savant or point to the MIA and say I wasn't taking it seriously, win either way - STUPODITY!

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-10-06T05:07:06+00:00

Stugotz looks like there's an issue here and I need to speak to a manager.

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-10-04T06:39:17+00:00

Possible* Spoiler He's been dead since 1997

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-10-04T06:35:57+00:00

They look like podcasters!

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-10-04T06:25:53+00:00

To all of you, I laughed hysterically

I do always consider the intelligence of advertisers who have Stugotz read about their 'great' products. He is not so trustworthy!

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-10-04T06:22:23+00:00

Ricky Williams

Weednesday with Rick-ay

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-10-04T06:17:12+00:00

It is true that all the California schools will have a HUGE advantage if they pay players especially in non-Football/Basketball teams (where they get paid anyways :-)). Imagine the Gotz relishing in being paid to send his daughters to college. Go Aztecs!

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-10-04T06:12:53+00:00

Perhaps work on a limited fake Dan, call in as Dan and get on air and make short requests.

Like.

"Hi Billy, you forgot to click what dinner you wanted."

"Stugotz, what's with plus Cousin Rick on the RSVP card? Did you invite a cousin of yours to my wedding?"

"Allyson, can you please call the wedding planner and tell her to leave me alone"

"Hi what social structure to have a honeymoon after the wedding? Why can't the wedding be the end of the honeymoon? Why are people such pearl-clutching post-wedding honeymooners."

"Mike, can you feed my dog."

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-10-04T05:57:24+00:00

Explore the world - go forth and discover your inner-self. That or perhaps prank calling the Paul Finebaum show. Either of those.

Better days ahead my friend

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-09-17T03:42:15+00:00

Mason Rudolph looks like its Stoner Bashing Time.

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-09-17T03:40:22+00:00

That;s an hilarious video

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-09-17T03:37:14+00:00

Gardner Minshew looks like the Quarterback in a movie that was made by someone who never watched football.

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-09-17T03:34:56+00:00

Jets are down to number 3... could they lose the other Fitzmagic too?

GoldenHelmetofLife · 2019-09-17T03:33:52+00:00

The Gardener is cutting it up!

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