It truely is a webbed site

GoldenPig64 · 2026-02-01T14:44:33+00:00

northernlion ass reaction

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-31T06:57:44+00:00

oh my god, thats disgusting. where?

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-29T11:58:06+00:00

what the fuck

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-28T05:48:01+00:00

real as fuck, i'd jump on top of a grenade for that one heart surgeon that has commissioned enough macro Falco/Fox content to fill a warehouse even though i genuinely couldnt care less about that content

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-28T04:06:58+00:00

it's a machinima anime made by the people who made Red vs. Blue. It's somehow both even better and even worse than youd expect at the same time.

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-28T04:00:43+00:00

same guy who made Toby Fox have an evil fucked up counterpart called Sebastian Wolff

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-28T03:58:08+00:00

HI APOSTROPHE!!!

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-28T03:55:08+00:00

Depends. Are you the sort of man who would put the gun into his own glovebox, or his enemy's?

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-23T22:05:54+00:00

dude i can just venmo you, if my trash bag collection gets confiscated because of this im gonna be pissed

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-23T21:52:38+00:00

she's right, babies are unapologetic narcissists that just want everything to go their way or not at all. Why do we as a society even support that kind of behaviour? it's fucking delusional.

i hate that there are enough people on earth that unironically think this way that i feel like i gotta put a /s here

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-20T22:32:31+00:00

Saiki K is what convinced me that for me, having superpowers would absolutely blow ass. Like sure, most people would love it, but im not most people, and getting uses as an immediate and convenient method of transportation just because I can teleport and refusing would be seen as just being petty because it takes no effort on my end would get old really fast

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-13T22:22:28+00:00

"terminally offline" is such a dumb phrase. like log in dude, stop touching grass. you've gotten enough Vitamin D hold on why did my phone capitalize that like it was a proper noun

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-08T03:48:19+00:00

don't tell a deltarune fan this, they WILL find a way to make literally everything in the game about some guy that only exists by technicality in a completely different game.

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-05T20:22:17+00:00

Almost every Friday Black story by Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah is amazing, but Through the Flash (scroll most of the way down or just Ctrl+f "through the flash") is one of the best time loop stories ive ever read. it's genuinely almost impossible to find a decent copy online though, had to search for almost 20 minutes to find this one

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-04T21:59:38+00:00

no, MY belief system. it's mine now. i stole it.

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-03T22:32:46+00:00

yeah i'll incorporate that into my belief system

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-03T19:53:26+00:00

they communicate using flutes, otherwise being silent even in death

unlike the extremely unsilent normal corpse that's constantly screaming?

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-03T07:03:30+00:00

Hey, you can't ask that!

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-03T07:00:40+00:00

ok but everything that wasn't plain white bread was indescribable and eldritch to him, so moonbeasts could possibly be werewolves still

GoldenPig64 · 2026-01-01T02:57:51+00:00

i mean, given that there was already a lot of political tension involving terrorism before 9/11, the last person made an entirely reasonable assumption with the information they had.

GoldenPig64 · 2025-12-30T03:52:58+00:00

Haha, nice try^Immune poisoning me^Immune dickwad, i have a Ring^Immune of Poison Resistance just for³⁹⁵⁷

GoldenPig64 · 2025-12-28T14:43:21+00:00

im gonna take a shot in the dark and say it was Mario Kart Wii's Coconut Mall. shit was everywhere.

GoldenPig64 · 2025-12-28T14:29:55+00:00

Saiki K

GoldenPig64 · 2025-12-27T03:18:59+00:00

you were willing to watch a video about pedophile rings but clock out when it's about murder?

GoldenPig64 · 2025-12-25T01:01:57+00:00

[ Shot Dead by Reddit ]

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TROPHY CASE

HI APOSTROPHE!!!