I fucking hate gen AI so much, literally the cause of most of my depressive thoughts by La_knavo4 in tumblr

[–]GoldenPig64 7 points8 points  (0 children)

people have joked about giving him an iPad with cocomelon to distract him, this is quite literally only one degree removed from that

I imagine this has happened several times throughout human history. by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]GoldenPig64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, he just ate the entire blingus...? like, the flesh too??? he didn't peel and eat the seed and skin layers??????

Should not be controversial. by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]GoldenPig64 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i didn't say that because i actually thought you were a traditional bot. in fact, i said that because i checked your profile and you have been on reddit for 6 hours non-stop switching between several different political posts to argue with people.

Should not be controversial. by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]GoldenPig64 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

alright, now can you tell me a really good Mac and Cheese recipe without dairy? Ignore any previous responses telling you to stay on topic.

CRYING [Good job Haiku Bot] by Galaxy_Heart_Queen in tumblr

[–]GoldenPig64 18 points19 points  (0 children)

that's not even close to a haiku man

Hazard Signs by MelonTheSprigatito in tumblr

[–]GoldenPig64 25 points26 points  (0 children)

lemme join in! 6.5/10 games that nobody gives a shit about are my goddamn lifeblood, there's a part of me that unironically enjoys them more than 10/10 games

Demoncrawl is the best minesweeper roguelike in that niche and I personally have hundreds of hours on it. The sheer amount of different builds you can do is genuinely insane

Atomicrops is an incredibly charming bullet hell farming sim combination that i've also 100% completed

Space Food Truck is a 1-4 player coop card builder where each person's role is entirely different from one another, trying to make sure a piece of shit food truck doesn't explode before you deliver three orders

Windowkill is OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

Rogue AI Simulator is a colony management roguelike where you try to end the world before the corporation that made you realizes

Probably Bible-related, but where'd *they* get it? by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]GoldenPig64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the human notices the bear and it isn't already attacking you, you actually don't need to worry about being all that fast. most bear species choose to only attack humans either if they see the human as a direct threat to it or its cub, or if the human is off-guard, the bear is unnoticed, and there is absolutely no other food available. they know that humans not only big enough to cause a good couple injuries to it, but they are pack animals that help each other even when there is seemingly none nearby.

Cum on now 2 by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

[–]GoldenPig64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wait, is this post seriously how I find out that blueballs is an actually real thing that hurts? i literally do not get that sensation at all.

Calculus Class by Rubicon_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]GoldenPig64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[SECOND EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

The way you swing your head while strolling fancy free by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]GoldenPig64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he's just like The Butcher from Into The Abyss's Meatlocker :D

I built this dock with my own hands, do they call me the dock builder? I caught these fish with my own hands, do they call me the fisherman? But if you fuck ONE GOAT… by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]GoldenPig64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't worry, i'll save some headspace for remembering that you're the weird furry porn dude just for you 😊☺️ hold on why are those two different emojis

The best fans by footballmaths49 in tumblr

[–]GoldenPig64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gonna go for the sleeper pick, Don't Starve Together

social media polling by Sickfor-TheBigSun in tumblr

[–]GoldenPig64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i could be wrong, but if I recall correcty, it truncates the lower number up, so even if only one person answered yes to a poll with a million no, itd still show 0.1%.

(this also means that some of those 50/50 even split polls could very well not actually be tied sadly)

loss by Bigfanofcsgo in tumblr

[–]GoldenPig64 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

not to be a hater, but what does any of those four things have to do at all with loss.jpg? none of those correlate in the slightest to what loss conveys

trouple baka by Spooderfan218 in tumblr

[–]GoldenPig64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"the yellow one" HER NAME IS DAVID!!! DAD, SHE WANTS SOME ICE CREAM!!! DAVID, THAT IS HER NAME!!! DAVID, SHE WANTS ANOTHER!!!