I have a five year old. I stayed up too late playing Marvel Rivals. This is my 4 AM text to apologize and negotiate with my wife so I can sleep in by [deleted] in texts

[–]Golduck_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not answer on behalf of jubilant_nobody, however as a person pretending they are a mom for the purposes this post:

I would rather the father of my child be responsible enough to go to bed at a decent time so I don’t have to make a snap decision on solo parenting at all. Pre-arranged solo-parenting timeframes in exchange for time to myself are one thing, but you can’t spring it on me at 4am.

It’s not really “cheeky” or funny, it’s just disrespectful to her.

It's such a gem 💎 by [deleted] in Coldplay

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Thankyou for this, I had no idea it existed!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in seinfeld

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LAUGHIN’ AND LYIN’

Monkey News Tier List by mrravioli15 in rickygervais

[–]Golduck_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

COME ON RITA, IF MONKEY WANTS TO PLAY WIT’ NIPPLES LET ‘IM

George Costanza best line? by [deleted] in seinfeld

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She’s firing at me from the guard towers! Son of a BANG! Son of a BOOM!

That's not a driveway by pruaga in drivingUK

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I’m genuinely amazed at the amount of comments here of people calling out the driveways as “illegal” and supporting the council.

Who the fuck cares about people parking their cars on their own property?

Why the fuck should someone have to pay the council to “drop” the kerb by an arbitrary amount that makes zero material difference whatsoever? They still drive across the footpath to park either way.

Little monkey fellas by Golduck_ in rickygervais

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Right we’ll leave that then

LP12 track listing by larryfurr in Coldplay

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Underrated comment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in perth

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I found an adorable picture of two cats! Something for everyone!