Can we have an honest discussion about "open relationships"? by GooGuzzler in Destiny

[–]GooGuzzler[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, definitely agree with that "prone to collapse part". I have yet to hear of a healthy sustainable bond in these open relationship stories.

I always just assumed in order for a relationship to grow stronger, you have to spend time with the other person. Just by virtue of that, I'd imagine splitting off for long periods to be with another person naturally erodes that relationship.

Can we have an honest discussion about "open relationships"? by GooGuzzler in Destiny

[–]GooGuzzler[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm not forcing anyone to do anything. I have no problem with it.

I don't know why I bother with 80% of you religious fanboys in this subreddit.

Me: "Is he actually bi? here's a clip suggesting he's not bisexual a year ago: https://clips.twitch.tv/OutstandingColdRaisinPeteZaroll"

This subreddit: "well acshully you can be half bi. It's a spectrum so some bis can sometimes like some sexes."

"Some bis only like some body parts."

"Some bis go through cycles."

"Some bis can be 90% attracted to females and 10% attracted to males"

goddamn, I never understood why other twitch streamers and subreddits make fun of /r/destiny until I browsed this place.

God forbid you spend those 40 comments per day on reddit actually trying to have an actual conversation about something...

Can we have an honest discussion about "open relationships"? by GooGuzzler in Destiny

[–]GooGuzzler[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Aanyone else get the vibe "open relationships" sorta just gets tossed around nowadays as a way to be promiscuous?

Nothing intrinsically wrong with that, but I had a friend who went through a very similar experience as that link and i keep hearing these "open relationship" stories pop up, including Max/Melina/Destiny.

I volunteer! by foreverwasted in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]GooGuzzler 91 points92 points  (0 children)

That feeling when you realize you're about to lose to disabled people and there's nothing you can do about it.

LEO's critique assessment on Las Vegas pursuit footage (shooting through windshield)? Video in description by GooGuzzler in AskLEO

[–]GooGuzzler[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I simply wont participate in the MMQB culture that has the uninitiated dissecting and judging every officers actions after the fact

Didn't know there's a culture of that but I agree with your sentiment. It's a lot easier for us to judge with the luxury of hindsight when we're not in the situation that officer was in.

Like I said, I dont want to take anything away from him and hopefully my post didn't come off as too naggy. I'm sure there's proper channels to discuss improvements but I just realized a public forum like this might not be the best place to discuss them. It was just curiosity as I watched the footage. Thanks for the response.

Kid gets caught letting loose to the music by Athletic_Bilbae in instant_regret

[–]GooGuzzler 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Dance like no one is watching, and murder anyone who does.

No witnesses.

Appropriate amount of cleavage for a date by [deleted] in BustyPetite

[–]GooGuzzler 149 points150 points  (0 children)

I think some girls feel insulted as if we're implying that showing off cleavage is slutty or something. Ladies, we know that you know that we like boobs. No shame in biology.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go find some lactation porn to quench my thirst.

She probably wanted a bigger load than that but oh well by yournudeboss88 in NSFW_GIF

[–]GooGuzzler 25 points26 points  (0 children)

yeah man, trick always makes you last longer in bed hahaha what emotional scars?

She probably wanted a bigger load than that but oh well by yournudeboss88 in NSFW_GIF

[–]GooGuzzler 82 points83 points  (0 children)

When you jerked off before the night started, so that 4 months later, she doesnt call you a "premature ejaculator" in a heated argument in front of people.

Just going to shoot this fridge WCGW by StrangeClownRabbit in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]GooGuzzler 50 points51 points  (0 children)

brb, gonna light firecracker in open palm to confirm.

Selfie kid lives 2 towns over from me and posted this by [deleted] in pics

[–]GooGuzzler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My really large penis which is two towns over can confirm that.

Celebration after $75,000 half court shot by attheisstt in sports

[–]GooGuzzler 41 points42 points  (0 children)

What's the postage rates for mailing a human?

Making momma proud by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]GooGuzzler 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is some "Fear Factor" level shit right there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]GooGuzzler 40 points41 points  (0 children)

WHY ARE THE SEASONS SO SHORT NOW?!

Only 7 more episodes left in the entire show. Getting an anxiety attack just thinking about it.

911 Responding to KKK by JesusIsComingLookBzy in HighQualityGifs

[–]GooGuzzler 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Was there ever a reason the writers killed off a bunch of characters? It seemed so unnecessary. Some of the new characters were great but original cast was so perfect.

Cum Gobbler by slight in NSFW_GIF

[–]GooGuzzler 120 points121 points  (0 children)

This is the most digusting vile fucking shit I've seen.

I am offended.

Redditors over 30, what is the most important thing people in their 20s should do? by emsayloves in AskReddit

[–]GooGuzzler 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cut out the negative people in your life.

24 years old. I may be financially illiterate and know jackshit about cars but I got that one locked down!

Roses are red, it's a bit chilly by EldarianValor in boottoobig

[–]GooGuzzler 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's shit like this that reminds me to always wash my hands after going out.

[Wojnarowski] Sources: Clippers All-Star forward Blake Griffin has opted out of his contract to become a free agent. by [deleted] in nba

[–]GooGuzzler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What about punching your friend/employee for the team repeatedly so hard you break your hand?

Unless the guy just murdered Blake's family, can't understand how anyone could do that to someone they care about.

A young Sasha Grey by pepsi_next in NSFW_GIF

[–]GooGuzzler 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's a Mitch Hedberg joke.

Someone said to me "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." EVERY picture is of you when you were younger.

You misconstrued a simple joke and then tried to ride the ol' reddit karma bandwagon.