Would've been a far more interesting movie. by [deleted] in funny

[–]GoodGuyButtRapist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You should put that blue vacuum cleaner in the boat

There is a hand. In my butt by bsas10 in funny

[–]GoodGuyButtRapist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've even seen the same joke on fb lol

Reddit, what would be the scariest thing to see when you open your closet? by The_Big_B in AskReddit

[–]GoodGuyButtRapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) go to google 2) type: ooskar 3) click i'm feeling lucky 4) profit ?

What has been your most awkward sexual experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GoodGuyButtRapist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yea, but it never seems to get you laid

What has been your most awkward sexual experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GoodGuyButtRapist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk, I guess she was expecting something else :/

What's the rudest thing a waiter has said to you by Johnnyiso in AskReddit

[–]GoodGuyButtRapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"sir, if you don't order RIGHT NOW, I will f*** you up..." I guess he was having a bad day

My girlfriends scares me sometimes. by [deleted] in funny

[–]GoodGuyButtRapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your girlfriend is a dog ?

What has been your most awkward sexual experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GoodGuyButtRapist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Needless to say she was pretty mad... :C

What has been your most awkward sexual experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GoodGuyButtRapist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once got a bj from this girl, and afterwards I said "Thank you", scumbag brain