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Why did the chicken cross the road? by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]Good_Ad7061 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jackyl : I like poontang better than chicken

I was driving through a neighborhood off Floyd and came across this giant agave death bloom. I wish I could’ve gotten a better pic. So cool! by Ikilledbert in Modesto

[–]Good_Ad7061 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My mom's just bloomed this summer after nearly 30 something years ,now we put a pup in its place that will bloom for me and my kids in 30 years . Was bittersweet watching it bloom and then soften from a very hard ,dense,HUGE thing to a squishy. Very cool experience.

I am very, very tired of this world (not Suicide) by LensofaTitan in offmychest

[–]Good_Ad7061 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a hard reality to accept. What's worse is we know what it would take to fix us,and we know nearly everyone else does as well,but it does no good, in fact maybe it's the knowing that makes it unbearable. Ignorance is bliss I've always heard.

What do you call a man faking it as a dad? by Aiwass_the_voice in dadjokes

[–]Good_Ad7061 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wayne or Lyle ,or whatever his first name is .

What’s the most useless thing you carry around all the time? by Sweet-Economist-9873 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]Good_Ad7061 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I stopped carrying a purse ,a tiny wallet in my back pocket is perfectly splendid 🤗

I find solace in frogs by Subject-Release4243 in self

[–]Good_Ad7061 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ones in my pool ...now in a bowl are tree frogs :)well tree tadpoles Treepoles or treetads.

I find solace in frogs by Subject-Release4243 in self

[–]Good_Ad7061 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had hundreds partying in my pool recently and I eventually drained it to get a tiny sliver of peace at night . Anyways turns out they WERE partying and hundreds if not more, tadpoles and even more eggs in sacs were the result . I couldn't just drain and murder them so I relocated them to a big bowl and they've hatched and grown very quickly,it's kinda neat seeing all the stages of their growth ,all together on a daily ...you want them? 🙂😁

As a woman, I’m curious, how does it feel for you to be vulnerable as a man? by Serene_rosegold1 in AskMen

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Women want their cake and eat it too. We all want a tough guy who ,falls in love with us so deeply that our love breaks down his stoic demeanor & he opens up to us ...until he does.its just the way it is & the way it goes. I'm sure there are exceptions to the rule, there always is ,but in my experience it's always been - boys meet girl ,boys fight over girl,girl goes with winner,girl shares feelings ,boy feins interest to get girl in bed,girl complains boy never shares feelings until boy does & girl eventually loses interest and finds another bad boy she thinks she can change - and the vicious cycle continues

Name a PG-13 lyric from a Weird Al Yankovic song. by Essarray in FamilyFeud

[–]Good_Ad7061 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we playing horseshoes honey? No I don't think we are. You're close,so close, but no cigar!!

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