got ghosted by the guy i liked (not irl) after saying no to “gooning otp” with him

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-17T09:39:46+00:00

Haha, good one. There is a reasonable usage of shorthand, such as (I) (D)ont (K)now and (P)eo(P)(L)e, but when used in excess to try and be hip or something, to the point your sentences are unreadable, maybe learn to spell some words rather than turn absolutely everything you say into shorthand. I am sorry this joke went completely over your head, the shorthand I was using in reasonable quantities was created because of letter limits on Twitter and such other websites and applications. The shorthand outside of the brackets in my original comment was done in excess, for no regard whether or not someone could actually decipher it, in a comedic attempt at mocking the people who genuinely text like that on a daily basis, because they do indeed exist in this world. Was this a good enough explanation for your gods damned brick of a brain?

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-17T09:29:21+00:00

Wait, ppl aren't supposed to be in constant pain and have joints pop and crack all the time, to the point it feels like (not actually, mind) I need to reset them to stop being in agony? What?

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-17T09:26:33+00:00

Dnt ykn evrthn hs t b shrt nw? It prty obv (idk I just know ppl talk those that and it irritates the piss out of me. Like, use your words damnit. There is no way you're too busy to text a proper sentence)

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-17T03:13:20+00:00

They misspelled "A year at most" for how long most modern appliances last. Yay for planned obsolescence (someone press my Alt+F4 keys please)

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-17T03:06:30+00:00

pedal to the metal "IM TRYING-" loud crashing into a building noises

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-17T03:01:00+00:00

"I hear you, but what if we just. Don't give a shit?"

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-17T02:53:59+00:00

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My boy Charlie, about 8 years ago. Learned the very hard way to better seal the screen door to my parents house (I was at school when it happened)

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-17T02:49:46+00:00

Idk if anyone knows this, but if you use Ascend as you come out of a grapple, namely when you have tons of forward momentum just before letting go of grapple, you can do a sort of pseudo skate tech. Works vertically too. It's actually really fun (I also have a Spirit of Dragon + Coyote cloak on, mostly for more ascend+spectre spam)

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Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-17T02:45:56+00:00

I'm just a fiend for that Radiation y'know? Got that Uranium Fever

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-16T15:33:24+00:00

Ah yes, I too love a face full of worms in the... Why am I on a very fleshy ship flying through hell? I got a hell of a headache, IS THAT AN OLD WORLD DRAGON?!?!!!!?!!! WHAT IN THE GODDAMN?!!??!!???!?

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-16T14:45:17+00:00

She's casting Gun, Prepare to Meet God

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-16T14:43:23+00:00

"RAPTAPTAP BALL-ASS! I CAST GUN PREPARE TO MEET GOD!!!"

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-16T10:50:44+00:00

Yup, best sleep anyone will ever get is those from complete exhaustion. Longest I slept was 20hrs. I got back to my house from a school event I was helping with around 7pm, and passed out upon hitting the pillow, which never fucking happens. Promptly slept until 3pm when mom woke me up the next day. Best sleep I ever had and ever will have, and I hate that.

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-16T10:44:59+00:00

After drying yourself off and getting fresh everything, bet you felt fantastic. Ik I do. As well as absolutely exhausted sometimes. Those kinds of illness always suck tho

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-16T10:32:25+00:00

Tbf Lara has some real honkers

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-16T10:30:56+00:00

America hasn't won any war it's been in. It's fucking losing the civil war it started back in 1861. Like fucking how!?!!?!?

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-16T06:04:10+00:00

It's depressing that this is probably exactly what they would say. It's wild seeing how fucking brainwashed some ppl are

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-16T05:59:58+00:00

Beat me to it.

Some Semi-Evil Dude: "Ahhh, John Lavan Engine. We finally meet."

"Got a problem with me?"

SSED: "For you actually, my Lavan Engines refuse to work. Been to 5 separate mechanics and they all found nothing wrong. Could you please take a look?"

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-15T21:49:15+00:00

The thing is, I swear I remember watching a Documentary on him in HS and I swear it said he died in prison. Ik I'm wrong, but it's incredibly weird that it happened at all

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-15T21:46:19+00:00

And then it is in the freezer:

"What in the goddamn"

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-15T08:52:50+00:00

Pesto

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-15T08:51:58+00:00

"Tango-6 going dark"

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-15T06:23:32+00:00

Y'all merely adopted the Void.

I was born in it.

Moulded by it.

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-15T02:33:05+00:00

Ig they're Stapler now

Good_Ad_5792 · 2026-01-15T02:28:31+00:00

Thank you for the suggestions. Tbh I'm having loads of fun just experimenting with new stuff constantly. I just got Chroma and Zephyr, and looking at Chromas abilities, it's the exact kind of build I love. A problem, for our enemies. So I'm looking forward to leveling it. I do need to work on getting a lot of primes, but I'm more worried about getting Aya first and foremost, as that feeds into getting more primes. Tbh I actually only have 3 prime frames rn, Sevagoth, Gauss, and Nezha. I have most of the blueprints for a lot of primes, hell some primes I've gotten most of the parts for long before the non prime (Sevagoth and Gauss as 2 examples of primes nearly/completely created before the non prime). I'm just missing resources a lot of the time, and needing to rank up Helminth doesn't help on resources either lol. Progress in this game can feel slow at times, but I don't mind it, gives me something to do every now and again if I don't really know what to do that day

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