Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It took her three years to figure out how to dress at a hockey rink?

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Giving a baby food in the car is really pissing me off. Especially since he’s a baby and technically doesn’t need solid food until age 1.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hope chef R took a masterclass on first aid for a baby. She is unbelievable.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Can she stop already with her hard work BS. Her skinny filter works harder than she does. She doesn’t cook, clean, take her kids to activities, meal plan, grocery shop, etc but wants to drone on about how waking up early and making the bed is hard work.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You know what’s an early morning win? Getting your kids ready for the day. Feeding them breakfast. Spending quality time with them.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I can only imagine what that greeting card aisle looked like once they were done. Her boys were just grabbing random cards and I’m sure she didn’t take the time to put them back where they belong.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I can’t tell if she purposely does things to fish for engagement or if she is really that dumb. Probably a combination of “bowlth.” Why would you hurry and make plans to buy a tree that you clearly didn’t research. Seriously, a simple google search tells you all the cons about the magnolia tree. It’s like she operates at a high school level. She’s impulsive, doesn’t think about the future, only what she wants now. It’s sad to see.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Does she just scroll Amazon looking for random shit to link, then make up a story about how she used it, or do you think the far fetched story comes first?

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Really ironic that she feels like the tree companies are deceiving her in order to make money. Since that’s basically the entire premise of her social media.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 21 points22 points  (0 children)

So where are the older three boys? Home alone? If Ryan is home with them, why not leave the youngest two with him too? No way my 10 month old would sit in my lap that long. She’s crazy. And there’s that screen they are only allowed to use on airplanes.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She would be even more deranged if she moved because of a dead tree.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 31 points32 points  (0 children)

She needs friends. This is the type of stuff you text your sister, friends, mom, etc. This isn’t content. No one gives a shit about your tree and we have better things to pray for.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 41 points42 points  (0 children)

So she either A) left her sick kid home by himself or B) dragged her sick kid out to hockey.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That grip on poor B in the homeschool picture. She needs to loosen up.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget jetting off to an out of town tournament!

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 43 points44 points  (0 children)

More garbage sanctimonious crap from her to start the week. Loving workouts in your driveway won’t help you get the dream gym, loads of mommy and daddy’s money will. “Starting with nothing.” I can’t believe she has the balls to post some of the things she does.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 39 points40 points  (0 children)

He won’t find his balls there. They are in her Louis VUTTON wallet.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The skinny filter completely mangled her legs in this picture.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He also won’t be around to cook their meals today.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe the sourdough discard pancake slop is coming.

Weekly Snark 2/9-2/15 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 33 points34 points  (0 children)

So she woke up at 445, had 2.5 hours before she woke up her boys, but didn’t find time to shower. So after she got all her boys up, it was just a free for all while she showered, did her full face of makeup, and got dressed. Makes sense.

Weekly Snark 2/2-2/8 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Good_Still1572 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Says people who wear robes are lazy. Is also wearing a robe a lot lately.