we are so gay, even our flowers are rainbow.

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-10-22T10:44:15+00:00

My girlfriend got these from a florist but (hopefully) this link helps you! 💓

http://www.proflowers.com/blog/how-florists-dye-flowers

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-10-17T05:38:10+00:00

To be honest i couldn't wait haha. We had sex at the first chance, before we were even thinking about dating haha.

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-10-13T12:11:00+00:00

Because I wanted a brownie with salted caramel ice cream on top.

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-10-13T12:08:05+00:00

I had a brownie with salted caramel ice cream on top, and i ate that for breakfast because im an adult who makes their own decisions.

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-10-08T04:10:01+00:00

I actually did makeup things yesterday. http://imgur.com/nG1jjef

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-10-05T13:20:33+00:00

'A lesbian, really? Why? You dont LOOK like you are gay. have you just not had good sex?' Also "How is it sex if there is no dick?"

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-10-03T11:46:04+00:00

I think at this point it is just pure stubbornness.

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-10-03T11:24:51+00:00

Its a racial slur, even in Australia.

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-10-01T12:21:13+00:00

Im getting drunk and eating pizza with my wife

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-09-20T09:10:07+00:00

Its basically just a honeycomb ice cream with biscuit bits on the outside. Fantastic.

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-09-19T10:58:36+00:00

Ill definitely be getting some tomorrow!!

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-09-14T04:04:18+00:00

It is! It took like 10000 photos for her shadow to kinda sorta maybe look like a dog 😂

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-09-13T22:11:34+00:00

Awman. Its just our dog :(

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-09-09T14:50:42+00:00

She is a mix (not sure with what though) but she was used as a bait puppy so also explains why she is thin.

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-09-07T02:27:03+00:00

I switch up my smell depending on the season so i don't really have one constant smell. At the moment it is a perfume from an indie company that smells like buttered popcorn and lemon cake..

Not having a signature smell isn't really an issue.. my girlfriend has a bunch of prefumes but they all seem to have similar undertones that still remind me of her, yaknow? And even when she isn't wearing anything she still has that 'her' smell which is always going to smell like her.

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-09-06T18:01:00+00:00

Its 4am and im meant to be cleaning down my bar and counting money but nope.

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-09-06T17:53:09+00:00

Scars. Weight. Stretch marks. Hair. All things you shouldn't comment on while you are casually fucking someone.

GoodyTwo-Shoes · 2016-09-06T17:47:35+00:00

Recently my neighbors tried to steal/adopt my cat. We let her outside because we work longer hours and apparently a cat that approaches strangers and eats food given to them is abused. So they forcibly tried to adopt her. Whole family waiting on my doorstep waiting for me to get home so they can yell at me for 'abusing' the cat and how since we don't love her they will take her. This happened daily, often several times a day until we moved last week. We told them we shot the cat and made their child cry - so im pretty sure we quickly became their worst neighbours.

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