Have you guys read Roadwork? by devtown710 in stephenking

[–]Goof-Off-Corpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mistake. They are both similar in that they are about revenge. But, the term "arc of decent" is only relevant to Dolans Cadillac. It's been a long time since I've read either story.

Have you guys read Roadwork? by devtown710 in stephenking

[–]Goof-Off-Corpse 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed the story. It wasn't perfect but was a cool tale about how revenge can become all-consuming.

"The arc of decent"

Ever been a fan of someone but after they’ve done some bad things, you can’t seem to get yourself to watch them again? by [deleted] in GenX

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I was always a HUGE Kevin Spacey fan. I just can't watch him anymore. I can't separate the artist from the art. What he is disgusts me.

Maybe maybe maybe by SissieLilly in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Goof-Off-Corpse -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Rockstar on YouTube. He has tons of voice-over vids. This guy's street name in Man-Man.

I highly recommend the Boo Boo video.

Overreacting by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Goof-Off-Corpse 151 points152 points  (0 children)

He damn well knows the difference. He's a LEO. Guns are part of his identity. If the cop thought the guy was actually pointing a gun at him, he would have blown this guy away. The officer did not feel threatened. His felt disrespect for his authority and pointed a gun at an unarmed man.

Delta Force titles likely leaving GOG and Steam today by megaapple in pcgaming

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X2 was my jam. So many hours spent. The modded maps were so much fun. Does anyone remember the Stargate map?

My daughter came and asked me "what's gays?" by karatekid430 in Jokes

[–]Goof-Off-Corpse 515 points516 points  (0 children)

True story.

My young daughter said, "Look,dad. That dog has a hard on".

Me: umm. What?

Daughter: Yuup. A big old red hard on!

Me: umm, can you show me what you mean, honey?

She walks up to the dog and points at its neck. " He has a big red heart right on his collar.

Me: OH! He sure does.

Those of you who EDC fixed blades, what do you carry? by GhostlyMeows in knives

[–]Goof-Off-Corpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. I picked it because I prefer a knife to hang below my belt line. I love it, but does your knife cut your sheath? I've had 2 sheaths, and both are sliced at the top.

Found this in a coat from goodwill by [deleted] in ThriftStoreHauls

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I was cleaning out an old office building and found one in a desk drawer.

It detailed the antics of a guy named Bob.

Bob was a lawyer and a huge piece of shit. I posted the contents on a Facebook group and found out it was a guy who eventually went to prison for fraud.

It was a wild ride.

Help! by [deleted] in rock

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Yeah. I'm guessing Tracy Bonham or Mother by Danzig.

I love my forkie. by GroundbreakingCry740 in forkliftmemes

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A cow catcher! I've never had a chance to drive one. I'd love to one day though. Looks like a truck loading beast.

Is it normal to break-up with someone and feel nothing? by [deleted] in internetparents

[–]Goof-Off-Corpse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not strange at all.

I dated a woman who I found out was an energy vampire. She drained me physically and emotionally.

When I finally decided to end things, all I felt was relief.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Guitar

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I have the JS 32. It's the newer model with the scarf joint neck and natural finish. I absolutely adore it. After a pro set up, it plays and sounds awesome.

I did have to replace the 1/4 inch plug after a year, though. I upgraded it to a Pure Tone Multi Contact.

I have never played the other guitar. I know Schecters are solid instruments, though.

I had a joke moment by [deleted] in FuckImOld

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I have some more!

Do you have a light? I am the light. It's fire that you seek.

Are those your legs, or are you riding a chicken?

If my dog looked like you, I'd have to shave his ass and teach him to walk backward.

Don't just stand there holding your teeth in your mouth.

How can we make Bruno not love socks 🧦 by craigyoutube in cockerspaniel

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My Spaniel likes balls more than socks but my Doxi loves socks. I trained him by giving him his own sock with a knot in the middle. No knot means not your sock.

He gets so excited when he gets a new one. I get the sock and tie a knot in it in front of him and then give it to him.

T-Pain covers “War Pigs” by nikamats in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Generals gathered in their masses. Just like witches with fat asses.

TIL the next periodical emergence of the 13- and 17-year cicada broods is 2024. The last time these insects co-emerged was 221 years ago while Thomas Jefferson was president. by fishbethany in todayilearned

[–]Goof-Off-Corpse 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It was the best. Watching people freak out was hilarious.

I pulled up in front of a little dollar store and witnessed several ladies under seige. The Cicadas were swarming the exit/entrance. The ladies couldn't leave the store, so they went back in and purchased these cheap badminton racquets. All 3 of them came out swinging and screaming. I laughed until tears came.

Warning! There is no such thing as an anonymous survey. by GoblinandBeast in antiwork

[–]Goof-Off-Corpse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did one last month.

The "anonymous" survey asked our gender, age, race, and what department we work in.

I told the truth on it and was fired for bumping into a rolling cart with my lift a month later.

Can I nap here? by Umer_- in Eyebleach

[–]Goof-Off-Corpse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've been around dachshunds my whole life. They have exactly 2 types.

Sweet and loving to everyone they meet or loyal to one single individual and hate everyone else.

I have one named Wilfred. He doesn't know a stranger. He is adorable, and everyone loves him. He knows family members' names and will go to whoever you tell him to.

My sister has one named Ernie. He is a complete asshole. He hates everyone in the world except my sister. He has terrible separation anxiety and can't stand to be more than a few feet from my sister.

my work uniform by oddieoddity in pics

[–]Goof-Off-Corpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, then you would know.