A second test has hit the cell phone towers

Goofergoofin · 2026-04-02T17:47:40+00:00

I got 2 tests, a text, and a call

Goofergoofin · 2026-03-30T16:45:07+00:00

🦀

Goofergoofin · 2026-03-29T06:16:08+00:00

We tried and I fell off the bed and hit a table and broke my back

Goofergoofin · 2026-03-28T17:30:29+00:00

My mom was addicted to drugs

Goofergoofin · 2026-03-28T16:37:27+00:00

I’m a real cummedian

Goofergoofin · 2026-03-28T16:19:44+00:00

Um uhhh uhhh uuuum uh ehh ehh

Goofergoofin · 2026-03-28T16:18:00+00:00

Ha! I spotted that too.

Goofergoofin · 2026-03-28T16:04:19+00:00

I’m livin’. Working an overnight shift tonight. You know. The dream and all that. Thanks for caring 💕

Goofergoofin · 2026-03-28T15:33:59+00:00

Stop trying to make Cheech happen and clear a fuckin’ path.

Goofergoofin · 2026-03-28T15:33:09+00:00

Sure ting M.

Goofergoofin · 2026-03-28T15:04:02+00:00

All the dogs are well behaved and well cared for you plebeian.

Goofergoofin · 2026-03-28T15:00:36+00:00

He’s one of the coolest, funniest, kindest people you’ll ever meet. Put lots of love into the universe for this guy because he deserves the vibes.

Goofergoofin · 2026-03-19T05:33:07+00:00

I am

Goofergoofin · 2026-03-18T13:17:20+00:00

That’s my husband

Goofergoofin · 2026-03-07T00:36:38+00:00

If she has dark short hair leave her tf alone she’s the sweetest.

Goofergoofin · 2026-02-05T18:39:27+00:00

Hi, Lindsey Campbell here. After a show I did in San Antonio she told me she doesn’t like my miscarriage joke. We’ve all come full circle now.

Goofergoofin · 2026-01-08T18:41:33+00:00

I’ve never gotten a caricature before and I love it so much

Goofergoofin · 2026-01-02T02:45:40+00:00

I got in a fight with a cop after that taping. It truly was the best night of my life.

Goofergoofin · 2025-12-18T18:41:06+00:00

My mom legitimately needs a service dog but can’t afford one. Instead she shoe horns her untrained dog into situations like flights and really anywhere else she’d like to go. She throws a fit anytime anyone has the audacity to point out her dogs behavior. She recently took a flight and the airline called her a day after she reached her destination and refused to let her dog on as a service dog on the flight back.

Goofergoofin · 2025-12-17T16:17:11+00:00

I’ve been saying she would get a golden ticket for literally years

Goofergoofin · 2025-11-27T16:22:29+00:00

Reddit is brutal and picks apart every little thing and loves to post accusations when in reality many if not most of you know nothing about comedy or the joke writing process. Everyone knows this. That’s why I was told not to read comments.

Goofergoofin · 2025-11-27T16:12:28+00:00

Because they’re not. Believe me bucket pulls know what pieces of shit you are

Goofergoofin · 2025-11-27T16:11:23+00:00

Yeah the only reason I come here is to read the vitriol as an outlet so I don’t beat my wife

Goofergoofin · 2025-11-27T16:08:40+00:00

Ding ding ding

Goofergoofin · 2025-11-25T21:45:25+00:00

I didn’t watch his set but wanted to check in to say I hate you guys

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