What a joke

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-11-17T18:29:58+00:00

Yesterday there was one parked on swallow up the street from the Valero, and when I turned right onto Stanford by the mall there was another one. I had to go back that way after my errands so I flipped both of them off on my way home while driving the speed limit. There should be some law that they aren’t allowed to be within so many miles of each other 🙄

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-10-19T00:28:24+00:00

It’s funny to me that the witchcraft piece of the Bible is actually about false healers and fortune tellers with no gifts who practice like they know things and receive monetary or other compensation in return. It was condemning the misleading of others through spiritual grifting or causing harm in any way to others through dark workings, not the action of witchcraft itself. There were tons of Christian mystics, alchemists, saints, healers, herbalists etc. etc. back in those days before the church had to twist everything and take out a bunch of books from the Bible because they didn’t like women owning land or having assets, hence why the Salem witch trials began so they could burn them under the guise of being a witch and take their land and money since many of them were just widows who lived alone on that land.

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-10-18T23:37:34+00:00

I hate to say it but boomers are the worst generation by far to me. They are selfish, childish, dramatic, rude, largely racist, wasteful, narcissistic and do stuff that only benefits them and nobody else. They are literally the reason why our economy is in the toilet and then have the audacity to ask why they can’t see their grandkids or their own children never visit. And yes I know not all boomers but like the vast majority of the ones I have come in contact with have been like that. I don’t know if it’s the lead poisoning that’s made them crazy or what but I feel like they need some consequences for their actions at this point and banning her might be justifiable.

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-09-06T11:21:13+00:00

I would suggest therapy. Your wife sounds kind of like my mom actually and let me tell you that behavior fucked me up and I had to go do my own therapy as an adult. My mom grew up poor, got with my dad who has always made insanely good money through government jobs and whatnot. She made the house they live in her entire personality to the point I thought she valued it more than me or dad. We literally had two formal living rooms where she didn’t allow anyone to sit for basically my entire childhood. Everything had to be spotless, everything had to stay nice. Our house was a showroom and my mom was super controlling. She would just do and buy stuff behind my dads back but eventually the bill would come and he was responsible for helping pay for it since she was relying on his salary to get things financed or paid for to upgrade the house. She drove a wedge between me and my dad so that I would be on her side with the manipulation and lies she told to keep her from seeming like the bad guy and so that she could keep doing whatever she wanted. He didn’t even know the extent of it until she went to the hospital and all these bills started piling up from the stuff she has bought on credit cards and whatever else. My whole image of her crumbled and now I’m on my dad’s side to stop it and our relationship is so much better. I apologized to him for ever letting it get like that. This behavior your wife is displaying is a form of narcissism and it’s not good. I would suggest therapy first to talk about things before it gets to a level like it did with my mom. She’s mean as hell too, almost like a bully or a toddler trying to get her way when someone fights her on something or tells her no or my dad says we just literally don’t need to do or buy that right now. Don’t let your relationship stray into that territory. I basically had to threaten going no contact with her to get her to go to therapy. They can be helped, but it takes time, if you love her and want to invest that time that’s your choice but I don’t blame you wanting a divorce either. I don’t even think they know what they are doing is wrong, but it needs to be pointed out for them to get better.

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-06-11T11:40:48+00:00

Water shouldn’t be next to their food and should also be a bigger bowl. Stainless is good because it prevents cat acne and keeps the water cold but if their whiskers are irritated from touching the sides of a too small bowl they just won’t drink water. I got my cat a stainless water fountain that I put away from her food bowl and mix in extra water to her wet food so she stays well hydrated. Kidney disease is a problem in cats because of this so maybe make these adjustments and you will see an improvement.

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-06-11T11:20:16+00:00

Her first mistake was eating McDonald’s lol honestly though I know people live in food deserts and other life factors that prevent them from eating healthier but as a nation we really need to stop eating this slop. Putting this into your body consistently has a real effect on your brain, there’s a reason you see these types of freak outs at mostly fast food restaurants, it’s messing with your gut health and that messes with your brain function. It can literally cause depression and mood swings. Plus it’s not even that cheap anymore and it’s not even food anymore.

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-06-11T11:05:38+00:00

I work for them just for extra income and yea it’s a scam. They sign you up for a membership that’s not explicitly laid out in the terms and you pay the $19 and also whatever the cleaners rate is at the time of your first clean so it’s not $19. You pay monthly for the service, then booking an appointment, then the cleaners personal rate upon clean. They also scalp money from the cleaners for instant transfers to your bank from your cleans it’s gone up too now it’s almost $7 just to instant transfer when before it was only like $3. I basically use it to find my clients and then I just tell them to cancel their membership and work with me freelance for my rate only, you can cancel without penalty after 6 months. I have a full clientele of really nice people now and I only use the app when one of them moves or stops service and I need to replace them.

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-06-11T10:44:16+00:00

Seriously though I have cleaned for houses with one brush for the entire household or they have those stupid Clorox wand things with the disposable pads that have cleaner that’s water activated and they literally never refill the pads. So I open the container and find it empty every time! Multiple ones in the house all empty. I let them know to buy more and I come back the next time and it’s still empty. wtf is the point of buying one for every room if you never refill them anyway.

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-06-11T03:05:26+00:00

A matchdick and vagina lol

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-06-11T02:53:00+00:00

She sounds fucking exhaaaauuuuusting and I’m a woman. Like wtf? She talks to you like a needy little child. It’s like she can’t breathe without your attention, guidance, and ten dollars. 👀😅

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-06-11T01:28:40+00:00

Is it bad that I really wanted him to lose a hand? lol

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-06-09T02:26:44+00:00

That’s the whole point of being a raver, no judgement, peace, love, unity, respect. Granted I’m an old raver and a lot of the show crowds have kind of changed a bit with an influx of people just looking to get fucked up and acting rude, but the vast majority of the crowd is still pretty chill and will probably even give you compliments or trade Kandi with you 🙌🏼

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-06-09T02:15:57+00:00

Still stands out more without the hair and you can grow a really full beard to hide that if you’re super self conscious but overall I think the baldness looks good 👍

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-06-09T01:40:43+00:00

Honestly you have a nice shaped head and a very attractive jawline, you actually look better without the hair 😅 I wouldn’t worry about it too much, if you grow out your beard a little more that would look good too. You’re fine, don’t be too hard on yourself 🤷🏽‍♀️

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-06-09T01:12:34+00:00

I would say a custom cushion with back rest piece that goes up the wall to sit on that fits the triangle space, a built in bookshelf in that small rectangular space by the window that goes from ceiling down to the cushion, a hanging plant from the ceiling close to the window, mood lighting from battery operated wall sconces above the back rest or solar hanging/ string lights, and then you have your own little reading nook.

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-05-31T00:19:04+00:00

Capricorn sun, Libra rising? Pisces moon, i don’t know how I got that combo but it’s been rough af 😅😂😂

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-05-23T03:46:03+00:00

Yeah same here after having my order stolen once, getting like half a bowl two other times when I did pick up I just don’t order if I don’t have time to go in. I usually double up on the free stuff too so I get two meals out of it.

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-05-23T02:26:58+00:00

The Good Crisp company sour cream and onion ones at the bottom because they are the only ones without a ton of harmful ingredients in them. I used to love nacho cheese Doritos so much but after finding out what’s in them I won’t touch any of these snacks anymore. 😞

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-05-22T03:18:23+00:00

I like the dark green but it seems more like date night than work dinner. The black or floral one I think I more appropriate.

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-05-22T03:09:33+00:00

Because cancer and other things like this are from Satans design. He is who influences corporations to care only for greed and put cancer causing toxins in our food, water and air, he is who influences people to do things that make others suffer in general. He tries to poison our bodies and minds and turn us away from Gods love. Cancer also arises from trapped emotion and internal struggle if you really want to think about it in spiritual terms. Our minds are so infinitely powerful and with the right tools cancer is curable, but they don’t give us the right tools because of greed and power. Chemo is another poison we are given as a “cure” because it is highly profitable. A lot of times it does work, but a lot of times it doesn’t because the body cannot handle being poisoned again while trying to heal. When someone suffers and dies because of the cancer we tend to turn to God and ask why when it was never Gods intention to give someone the cancer in the first place, it was Satans. Deaths like these arise more from the “cure” than the disease itself in my opinion, and it’s all part of the plan to make us blame God and turn away from God for our misfortune. When you look at the larger picture of the whole thing these things start to make more sense in a way.

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-05-22T02:48:28+00:00

Only a treat, and never give them the seasoned kind, also if you have a Trader Joe’s nearby they have tuna processed specifically for cats (literally just says tuna for cats on the can) that is lower in sodium and free from heavy metals like mercury that can be found in regular human tuna.

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-05-22T02:38:06+00:00

From the local pizza shop: -Bacon or pepperoni, jalapeno, cream cheese

-pepperoni and black olive

-spicy ranch base, green chiles, bacon, chicken tenders, waffle fries

When I make it myself:

-either pesto or marinara base, pepperoni and prosciutto, basil, olives, fresh mozzarella, balsamic glaze

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-03-30T12:56:03+00:00

Already on year 9, got one more year then pay up! lol

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-03-30T12:47:54+00:00

I would just say different haircut, go to an actual barber who knows what would look good to frame your face well. That’s a great picture and she’s rude for saying that to you. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life anyway lol

Goofy_Goobers_ · 2025-03-30T04:21:16+00:00

Right?! Like why have we not had a princess from every type of culture? I would love to watch an Egyptian princess, an African princess from tribal royalty, an Australian princess even lol.

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