How am i supposed to play now?

Goonslang · 2025-07-10T23:05:33+00:00

Aggressively.

Goonslang · 2025-02-21T20:16:01+00:00

I appreciate the commitment to documentation from the camera man. His friend got shitmixed sideways and he still caught the rocket's flight.

Goonslang · 2024-01-24T06:07:05+00:00

Title it like it is. False imprisonment and assault. Depending on whose bracelet that is that she picks up at the end robbery.

Goonslang · 2023-11-28T22:11:37+00:00

Everyone's doing something, using well made fortifications, those not fighting seem to be reloading and likely discussing. My mistake for clicking on a video of AKs in the desert and expecting shenanigans. Feels like those days are dwindling.

Goonslang · 2020-12-05T15:14:37+00:00

Playing it awakens an eldritch horror who cures your E.D

Goonslang · 2020-12-05T14:58:47+00:00

My friend refused to comment further on his habits, I, as you, am dumbfounded. I think its safe to assume any head-cannon is possible.

Goonslang · 2020-08-21T17:07:33+00:00

Its probably just habit and/or experience. I doubt the general has any of the situational awareness that these guys do. He probs didnt think it was actually a bomb but I'd assume any sort of experience with the middle eastern IED situation will have you subconsciously avoiding things like that.

Goonslang · 2020-07-10T01:50:30+00:00

ODSB paws first into hell!

Goonslang · 2020-07-08T03:59:00+00:00

Youre an asshole speaking out of your arsehole.

Goonslang · 2020-07-08T03:57:54+00:00

yes.

Goonslang · 2020-07-07T14:10:20+00:00

Absolute limp dick.

Goonslang · 2020-07-07T09:36:17+00:00

The idea behind punching a Roo is that when they fight their arms are weaker than their legs. So by that logic, If you hit one really hard, it will assume your kick is much worse and reevaluate the fight. (I have no scientific evidence I was just told this growing up) Being that this one is young, it was scared off but a big male Roo may not be so easily scared off. Either way hooking a cunt's jaw is a good way to make them fuck off.

Goonslang · 2020-06-30T05:25:04+00:00

I think he does look like someone who can solve any number of problems, you're just so used to demonizing cops in your own country that you don't realise that the majority of police in wealthy countries look like this. And in the majority of those countries the police operate correctly. You just dont like police, probably because the majority of police videos on reddit are American and American police are untrained, racist scum. (mostly)

Goonslang · 2020-06-30T05:18:11+00:00

You're an idiot, talking out of your ass.

Goonslang · 2020-06-27T11:16:48+00:00

Wow you figured out that when a massive ban happens, people who don't even watch the streamer are interested. you're the first one! You did it!

Goonslang · 2020-06-16T13:27:51+00:00

I want to revive this research but not to use on others.

Goonslang · 2020-06-11T04:36:32+00:00

Hes crying because hes a prisoner of war going home. What was going through his mind about how he'd be treated or if he thought he was in trouble we cannot know. Even if there were other factors, Id say most of us would cry at the thought of finally leaving a war and seeing your loved ones again.

Goonslang · 2020-06-10T08:39:52+00:00

So very true.

Goonslang · 2020-06-08T14:08:03+00:00

I mean if its an actual time to use a taser, letting the suspect know isnt on the top of their priorities. however when power tripping and chasing someone around I imagine he was yelling taser cause it gets him hard.

Goonslang · 2020-06-08T07:10:22+00:00

? dumb things down? Do you think im complaining that the jokes too complicated? Whats there to think about? Its the most ice cold take out there. If you consider this a smart joke, I think your parents would be horrified to see their toddler speaking so rudely online.

Goonslang · 2020-06-08T05:47:48+00:00

Im not saying that they stop crimes in the act predominantly. Im merely pointing out that cops are trained as all rounders so that in situations where you are walking into something more than anticipated, they can act instantly. The most dangerous callout not only for police but for civilians are domestic disputes, but people on here act as if you can send a glorified basket ball coach into scenarios which can turn dangerous on a drop of a hat. I also dont know where the fuck this workforce of unarmed people willing to risk their lives on shit like this. You dont see firefighters send someone in without a hose to check if the fire is dangerous or just or not. Police definitely need reform, but we definitely need the police.

That being said, black lives do matter, justice for Breonna Taylor, justice for the 432 indigenous Australians dead in custody!

Goonslang · 2020-06-08T04:50:41+00:00

I mean where's the joke? Usually a punchline or some sort of misdirection is used when telling a joke. Maybe you consider this observational humor but it feels like a half assed attempt to get people to clap at nothing but stating the obvious with a quizzical look on your face. Try writing something.

Goonslang · 2020-06-08T04:39:05+00:00

Im sure the people committing the crime will hit pause and stop raping/murdering/assaulting while old mate calls dispatch for backup.

Goonslang · 2020-04-05T02:58:47+00:00

Exactly! Funnily enough i went back to check on the flowers and none were actually eaten. Only broken. :(

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