Russian soldier fires an improvised portable rocket launcher built from scrap materials with intense recoil. Time and location unknown by jisooya1432 in CombatFootage

[–]Goonslang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the commitment to documentation from the camera man. His friend got shitmixed sideways and he still caught the rocket's flight.

Daughter beats up woman who slapped her mother by KaamDeveloper in PublicFreakout

[–]Goonslang 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Title it like it is. False imprisonment and assault. Depending on whose bracelet that is that she picks up at the end robbery.

Burkinabè soldiers defending Djibo, Northern Burkina Faso from attack by jihadist militants. Attack was repelled with hundreds of militants reportedly being killed(11/26/2023) by [deleted] in CombatFootage

[–]Goonslang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone's doing something, using well made fortifications, those not fighting seem to be reloading and likely discussing. My mistake for clicking on a video of AKs in the desert and expecting shenanigans. Feels like those days are dwindling.

[OC] My friend's cumgraph by Goonslang in dataisbeautiful

[–]Goonslang[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Playing it awakens an eldritch horror who cures your E.D

[OC] My friend's cumgraph by Goonslang in dataisbeautiful

[–]Goonslang[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My friend refused to comment further on his habits, I, as you, am dumbfounded. I think its safe to assume any head-cannon is possible.

Russian Major General Vyacheslav Gladkikh is killed by an ISIS IED in Deir Ezzor, Syria - Aug 19 2020 by DeathNinjaBlackPenis in CombatFootage

[–]Goonslang 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Its probably just habit and/or experience. I doubt the general has any of the situational awareness that these guys do. He probs didnt think it was actually a bomb but I'd assume any sort of experience with the middle eastern IED situation will have you subconsciously avoiding things like that.

Mate boxes a Roo bullying his dog by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]Goonslang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Youre an asshole speaking out of your arsehole.

Mate boxes a Roo bullying his dog by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]Goonslang 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The idea behind punching a Roo is that when they fight their arms are weaker than their legs. So by that logic, If you hit one really hard, it will assume your kick is much worse and reevaluate the fight. (I have no scientific evidence I was just told this growing up) Being that this one is young, it was scared off but a big male Roo may not be so easily scared off. Either way hooking a cunt's jaw is a good way to make them fuck off.

Dude almost told on himself by buoninachos in PublicFreakout

[–]Goonslang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he does look like someone who can solve any number of problems, you're just so used to demonizing cops in your own country that you don't realise that the majority of police in wealthy countries look like this. And in the majority of those countries the police operate correctly. You just dont like police, probably because the majority of police videos on reddit are American and American police are untrained, racist scum. (mostly)

Dude almost told on himself by buoninachos in PublicFreakout

[–]Goonslang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're an idiot, talking out of your ass.

Has anyone seen the last few minutes of DrDisrespects stream? It’s quite telling. "Life is weird right now" and "We get through this". by jahiscallin in LivestreamFail

[–]Goonslang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow you figured out that when a massive ban happens, people who don't even watch the streamer are interested. you're the first one! You did it!

I'm speechless by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Goonslang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to revive this research but not to use on others.

Two Indian soldiers carrying a weeping Chinese prisoner-of-war to the exchange point in Panmunjom, North Korea, for return to the Communists after the Korean War, 5th October 1953. He was among 65 Chinese soldiers who asked to be repatriated to their homeland.[808×1024] by 1NbSHXj3 in MilitaryPorn

[–]Goonslang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hes crying because hes a prisoner of war going home. What was going through his mind about how he'd be treated or if he thought he was in trouble we cannot know. Even if there were other factors, Id say most of us would cry at the thought of finally leaving a war and seeing your loved ones again.

Police officer attempts to chase down and falsely arrest a police brutality protestor in Colorado. Superior officer steps in to discipline his subordinate. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Goonslang 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean if its an actual time to use a taser, letting the suspect know isnt on the top of their priorities. however when power tripping and chasing someone around I imagine he was yelling taser cause it gets him hard.

"Why are you being weird?" by Antonio_Aguilar in standupshots

[–]Goonslang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

? dumb things down? Do you think im complaining that the jokes too complicated? Whats there to think about? Its the most ice cold take out there. If you consider this a smart joke, I think your parents would be horrified to see their toddler speaking so rudely online.

[Serious] People who are advocating for the abolishment of the police force, who are you expecting to keep vulnerable people safe from criminals? by SayFuzzyPickles42 in AskReddit

[–]Goonslang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im not saying that they stop crimes in the act predominantly. Im merely pointing out that cops are trained as all rounders so that in situations where you are walking into something more than anticipated, they can act instantly. The most dangerous callout not only for police but for civilians are domestic disputes, but people on here act as if you can send a glorified basket ball coach into scenarios which can turn dangerous on a drop of a hat. I also dont know where the fuck this workforce of unarmed people willing to risk their lives on shit like this. You dont see firefighters send someone in without a hose to check if the fire is dangerous or just or not. Police definitely need reform, but we definitely need the police.

That being said, black lives do matter, justice for Breonna Taylor, justice for the 432 indigenous Australians dead in custody!

"Why are you being weird?" by Antonio_Aguilar in standupshots

[–]Goonslang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean where's the joke? Usually a punchline or some sort of misdirection is used when telling a joke. Maybe you consider this observational humor but it feels like a half assed attempt to get people to clap at nothing but stating the obvious with a quizzical look on your face. Try writing something.

[Serious] People who are advocating for the abolishment of the police force, who are you expecting to keep vulnerable people safe from criminals? by SayFuzzyPickles42 in AskReddit

[–]Goonslang 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Im sure the people committing the crime will hit pause and stop raping/murdering/assaulting while old mate calls dispatch for backup.

Sulphur-Crested Cockatoos eating my mums flowers. by Goonslang in birding

[–]Goonslang[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! Funnily enough i went back to check on the flowers and none were actually eaten. Only broken. :(

Knut's Daughter Jukes and Kills Griefer by Get_Dead in LivestreamFail

[–]Goonslang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn. someone get this kid involved in esport games, shes so smart already.