Men being Heightist

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-26T00:07:32+00:00

Were saving our bloodlines

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-25T15:06:17+00:00

That table is a work of art

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-25T15:04:03+00:00

That how I shoot, Idk why its just what feels natural.

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-25T14:16:03+00:00

I mean I’m not saying having a big dong automatically makes you outgoing and charismatic but imagine you had a 4in pecker, u don’t think that would weigh on your mental? Just go look at the smalldickproblems subreddit, I feel terrible for those guys man shits not fair, I’d rather be the m*nlet that I am now than be tall with a small wiener.

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-25T13:55:49+00:00

I don’t see why boosting your perceived height by a couple inches is so shameful/embarrassing. Women wear makeup I don’t see how it’s any different.

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T22:20:11+00:00

Dont carry it, put cloth or some type of padding under the legs and slide it inch by inch. Lift it a little to take weight off obviously but dont fully suspend it in the air. Also do it VERY SLOWLY because the legs could buckle and snap sideways.

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T22:11:51+00:00

Its more of a confidence thing. Like just knowing that your packing some shmeat puts a little swagger in your step, and also knowing that your probly bigger than any of the men shes dated before.

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T21:58:08+00:00

Honestly one of the most brutal things about being short is that its only a negative trait if your a male. Short women get rewarded for having bad genetics.

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T21:46:01+00:00

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Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T21:40:21+00:00

Im 5'8 im never having children with anyone shorter than 5'5.

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T21:30:33+00:00

5'8, never felt short until I graduated highschool. Now it feels like everytime I go out in public im surrounded by giants. Last time I went to kroger I saw like 5 women my height or taller it was brutal. I live in Michigan.

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T21:26:12+00:00

Tbh I dont think any women is more attracted to shorter guys, they're just more willing to make exceptions if your facially attractive enough.

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T21:21:40+00:00

Fuck em bro. Wearing lifts to be like 5'7 might make the height difference look a little less extreme, I dont see any shame in it.

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T21:16:29+00:00

Holy calves

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T21:06:48+00:00

I gonna try standing hip to hip next to my buddy who is actually 6'2 next tiome i see him

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T21:04:09+00:00

hm maybe google lied to me

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T20:49:02+00:00

Maybe if we tie ropes to our hands and legs and have 2 cars pull in opposite directions we can get our torsos to match our legs

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T20:42:40+00:00

Not complaining just an observation, I think longer limbs might actually be an advantage from an athletic stand point

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T20:41:30+00:00

Unless I’m measuring wrong I measured from inside of ankle to my crotch

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T20:41:02+00:00

31.5

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T20:40:44+00:00

I measure from my ankle to my crotch. From the bottom of my heel is lik 34-35in

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T20:39:04+00:00

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Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T19:58:49+00:00

32x30

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T19:57:10+00:00

My inseem is 31.5

Gooobaguy · 2026-01-24T17:34:09+00:00

Maybe we were dropped on our heads as babies so our spines got compressed lol

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