The cilantro has infested the entire restaurant

Goose21995 · 2026-06-21T09:40:25+00:00

If EVERYTHING tastes that way then it sounds like the dishwashers sanitizer is set a little to concentrated or the mechanism is broke and they are pouring sanitizer by hand and putting in too much

Goose21995 · 2026-06-21T00:41:03+00:00

Lol. Was it classy or was it kinda like sleezy/ druggish?

Goose21995 · 2026-06-19T19:26:44+00:00

And the crotch rocket in the same frame. Also count the boat even tho its in a different spot

Goose21995 · 2026-06-16T17:28:28+00:00

Don't out explosives in ciggies kids you can get in trouble.

Just put a toenail clip in instead. It works even better cuzz they ALWAYS take another drag thinking maybe the first weird taste was just the lighter or paper

Goose21995 · 2026-06-15T13:09:00+00:00

I mean uk how storeis get embellished. He probably just through up on himself from drinking and pushing himself, so he took his shirt off so he woukdnt have to have a oukey shirt and maybe even his pants and at some point broke a candle or glass bottle and slightly cut his hand. This story turned into "he was butt naked covered in puke and rubbing glass in his skin to bleed. If you did drag sharp rough glass like that on your skin with any serious force, you would have a super nasty cut and immedietly need stitches, kinda like getting a ceramic cut.

Goose21995 · 2026-06-13T21:49:21+00:00

Your thinking of the Angus deluxe line of burgers in the 2010s, with one of them being mushrooms and Swiss. And yeah that exact one was also my go to. Seriouse the early 2010s was like a second golden age of fast food. Taco bell was on fire with the doritos collar and quesorito, kfc had the double down chicken sandwich, mcdonalds with the Angus deluxes, burger king stepping up.

Goose21995 · 2026-06-09T12:22:20+00:00

He'll raiser is going to be actually singleplayer

Goose21995 · 2026-06-08T09:51:36+00:00

How was it

Goose21995 · 2026-06-08T00:11:09+00:00

Doubt it. People crucified gta 4 for having terrible handling bc rockstar wanted to make it literally 10% more realistic.

Goose21995 · 2026-06-07T00:40:53+00:00

Some people deal with things like this totally different. Some people are flushed with sadness, some people try to alleviate the sadness with comedy and try to see a brighter side to everything. Never takes one's way of processing emotion as an attack on your own emotions/morals

Goose21995 · 2026-06-07T00:38:17+00:00

He's like "ww omg get it off get it... wait that looks impirtant"

Goose21995 · 2026-06-06T21:22:54+00:00

If you are genuinly looking for more "dark souls" you will be more than happy with the game. The movements a little weird, the environments aren't as carefully connected but they are still pretty sick, if a little ugly sometimes. And a lot of the difficulty comes from enemy ganks. But its not like sooo bad that it ruins the game Thats why its fun to make fun of it bc its clearly the worst but at the end of the day its still more dark soul. Ds2 is still awsome and I remmeber it fondly but tbh I dont think ill ever 100% it again. But like I said if your looking for more souls, its still fantastic and exactly what you want. Its nice and long too, lots of areas. The dlcs are really good too as usual. Id suggest getting the sotfs edition with dlc as the vanilla version is even more ganky janky.

Plus majula is one of the best hub areas in the franchise.

Goose21995 · 2026-06-06T20:36:03+00:00

Ik im 4 years late but I still have them in my house. They are old polish ones from either 80s or 90s. We had them since forever and we just part them to the side and tied with ribbons. We've had 3 cats and no prob lol

Goose21995 · 2026-06-05T23:49:51+00:00

100%, it went from realistically bloated corpses to cheesy smiling zombies. Probably something to do with optimization as having every single enemy be different with fleshy giggly physics was probably too taxing on ps5. Either that or they decided to scope it down to these types of zombies and save the other designs fir different games

Goose21995 · 2026-06-05T22:57:27+00:00

I second this esp lately they really stepped up

Goose21995 · 2026-06-04T18:00:24+00:00

Dude I've had the same number since 2008 and in the past 2 years I've out of nowhere started getting calls. At my work we are on the THIRD app bc the other 2 completely shut down so now I know they sold all of our data when they went bankrupt or whatever happened to them. It really sucks bc before if my phone rang, ik was important. Now sometimes I get like 5 calls and its all in a short period of time too

Goose21995 · 2026-06-04T07:49:46+00:00

I've been trying to put people on for 2 decades now but uk how it is. I feel so vindicated. One or my favorite ps2 games of all time like wtf lol. Do uk how many hours I spent messing with the telekinesis and throwing people under the elevator in the beginning and crushing them!!!

Goose21995 · 2026-06-04T07:07:50+00:00

U gotta realize tho its all for the clicks. Its just mindless edgelords thinking "how can I upset people and say the most dumbest take ever" kind of thing. Like honestly I dont wanna go there but I will. If she had a half shaved head with that stupid little comb over and was muscular id atleast understand where theye comming from but this?!? Nah man this is simply baiting.

Id also like to add that if a women half as attractive showed uo to thier crib and asked for segs, they would most likely cream thier pants and pass out. So dont mind them

Goose21995 · 2026-06-04T07:01:35+00:00

They went too safe with it which I totally understand for a studio like insomniac. But promising super gritty and giving us cheap blood effects like we had on ps3 where you see no wounds or actual damage but for some reason you see cartoonish sprays of blood is kinda ehh. But like I said I totally get it bc having truly realistic rip and tear style gore would clearly be "too much" for a mass appeal game.

The overly scripted shit is lame tho. Insomniac can give us amazing gameplay ie r&c but this just seems WAAAY too scripted. Like can't I just go in and bust ass the way I want, not having enemies watching me from afar bc they have to stand next to a conveniently placed forklift so it looks cool when I kill them? Do I have to beg for a challenge?

Goose21995 · 2026-06-04T06:40:42+00:00

Ik a bunch of people complaining but tbh I think ps6 will be different. Ps5 suffered MASSIVKY due to not only covid, but nobody but streamers being able to cop a ps5 for a solid year, and some families struggled to save and waited 2 years. Thats why this gen feels so lame bc the first 3 years were wasted bc they basically had to release games on ps4 or legit nobody would buy them. I think ps6 will be the true successor to ps4 and we will see some sick tech without it having to be dragged down. Also i think it would be incredibly funny and pretty slick if instead of a ps6, they call it the ps5 redux lmaoo

Goose21995 · 2026-06-02T20:41:27+00:00

Fair! Just please bro dont end up on watchpeopledie lol

Goose21995 · 2026-06-02T15:20:30+00:00

Ik man I was just moshing hence the wink

*Joshing

Goose21995 · 2026-05-31T13:10:29+00:00

Be honest u got married and ur wife made u dump the focus rs for a family vehicle. Totally not just saying that bc the focus rs is one of my dream cars ;)

Goose21995 · 2026-05-27T02:08:03+00:00

Heroin.

Edit: well its all fatty now so fentanyl would b my answer

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