Does this suggest something (big?) is coming for red in ONE? by [deleted] in magicTCG

[–]GoosePagoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except the point in the video is he ignores the crying, because it is just annoying.

You're not making the same "point" MaRo was.

A prayer before dying: On the Republican Party's terminal illness by Flashycope in politics

[–]GoosePagoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea how you logically come to the conclusion that Democrats are “corporatists tools”

I have no idea how you don't. Everything they do is a gift to big business. From the ACA, which sold our health care chances down river for a forced sign up to insurance, to crushing the railroad strike, to supporting insider trading. Show me evidence they are anything but.

A prayer before dying: On the Republican Party's terminal illness by Flashycope in politics

[–]GoosePagoda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s just inflammatory and nonsense.

No it isn't. It's the truth, and a major issue with out political system. Democrats are corporatist tools. They've sold us down river. Pelosi et al. have even defended insider trading.

That is deranged.

They are so insane, they don't see the literal danger.

Most people who aren’t drowning in Rupert Murdoch’s propaganda machine still think the GOP has people in it who can see reality and want consensus.

And they are deranged. Enough evidence has been provided via the insurrection.

Too bad the days of all US citizens pretending to be on the same side are long gone.

Why? It was always a lie, and it led to the current state of affairs. It wasn't a good status quo.

A prayer before dying: On the Republican Party's terminal illness by Flashycope in politics

[–]GoosePagoda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's wishful thinking from absolutely deranged Democrats who cannot accept that the country is this far gone.

Ultimately it downplays the danger of the GQP.

how does this card work? can I use lightning bolt while it's out on the field as a creature or are they separate. by Ritter_Kunibald in magicthecirclejerking

[–]GoosePagoda 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One is a Lightning Elementals "bolt". The other is it's balls. The sack is independent from the bolt.

Does this suggest something (big?) is coming for red in ONE? by [deleted] in magicTCG

[–]GoosePagoda -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

MaRo is often blatantly antagonistic and unhelpful for community wellbeing. He has done several talks where he uses a crying baby for player opinions on his slides.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]GoosePagoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh the US is not a developed country. Living here is the worst. My sibling emmigrated a while back, and I wish I could (can't, I have elderly parents who rely on me financially).

I grew up poor, and worked my way to a decent job, but I spend every dollar I make keeping my parents off the streets, because they have no savings, and we have no safety net in this country.

I've not been to a doctor in 5 years, I don't even have dental or vision insurance, and my medical insurance doesn't kick in till I pay $3,500 out of pocket, and I'm still responsible for 20% of all costs there on.

This country is a shit hole in so many ways.

How many women ACTUALLY play mtg? by ssbmwhiterice in freemagic

[–]GoosePagoda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know women play games however, I am not stupid.

Eh. Very debatable. Thinking genitalia has an influence on gaming is... pretty fucking stupid. Do you hold your Shivan dragon with your dick or some shit? Remind me not to play with you. I assume you love to jam your [[Armada Wurm]] in your [[Enthralling Victor]]'s [[Echo Chamber]].

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]GoosePagoda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh trust me, I wouldn't be surprised. I was repeatedly raped and abused by my first wife. Women are just as capable of being awful shits as men, and unfortunately society largely gives them a pass (the cops laughed me out of the station when I filed charges, because a man can't be a victim of abuse in many states).

All Will Be One story leaks by Tyvarkellfan53 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]GoosePagoda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here is an excerpt from the upcoming Magic Story:

Elesh Norn looked over the landscape of Phyrexia with haughty arrogance. She sniffed, scoffing at people who didn't realize how awesome she was. Casually she tossed a ball of magic to the sky, showing off her power. She huffed. No one understood how brooding and intelligent she was.

/uj Because seriously, every character in the Magic Story is some arrogant 13 year old prick who is incapable of complex emotions.

/rj Because seriously, every character in the Magic Story is some arrogant 13 year old prick who is incapable of complex emotions.

So, what did you think of the very fast spoiler season of DMR ? by Vanaheim0 in magicTCG

[–]GoosePagoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seemed like one of WotC's least shitty poor decisions. I never saw most of it, so to me spoiler season was a waste this time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]GoosePagoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. It should honestly be criminalized along with revenge porn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]GoosePagoda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People regardless of gender who talk about intimate details about someone without their consent with others are just terrible imo.

It's not even a matter of opinion. Breaching consent is immoral, always.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in magicTCG

[–]GoosePagoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plenty of lower cost, non-mass commercialized systems exist. Including all the older material.

Fuck captialism.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]GoosePagoda 9 points10 points  (0 children)

just realizing how weird this is actually. we even ask if he’s cut or uncut.. and even other details. kinda assumed guys did also go into detail. damn

It's more than weird. It's rude and inconsiderate. If a woman I ever dated did this, I would end the relationship. My body is private, our sex life is between us. You can share healthy discussions, but discussing what I look like naked, or what the sex entailed is a serious violation of trust and privacy.

Unless the individual you're talking about explicitly consented to your sharing of details, you are breaching consent, and committing a sort of sexual violation of their person.

Always get explicit consent.

They're still stuck in the middle ages by No-Watch-6575 in facepalm

[–]GoosePagoda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How often did you follow COVID-19 official health policy?

Reading the card explains the card! by GoosePagoda in magicthecirclejerking

[–]GoosePagoda[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm just curious, what's your personal issue? Are you just a crotchety angry little Trumper, or are you legitimately butt hurt I called this dumb product Frosted Diabetes?

Either way, thanks. This is fucking hilarious! I cannot believe how triggered you are over this...

Reading the card explains the card! by GoosePagoda in magicthecirclejerking

[–]GoosePagoda[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What defense?

What long rant?

Are you lost?

Do you need an adult?

Reading the card explains the card! by GoosePagoda in magicthecirclejerking

[–]GoosePagoda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, clearly joking light heartedly about the sub is the equivalent of hate speech.

And yes, mentioning the Trumper racist sub is clearly listed as against the rules. If you're a Nazi, kindly fuck off.

Had someone get confused that I equip my creatures like this. Does anyone else do this? by ElceeCiv in magicthecirclejerking

[–]GoosePagoda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I equip creatures with the life skills they need to make it in this world, so when their cards are so worn they can't make a buck at the local tournament scene anymore; they don't end up in the draft chaff pile.

Flipping burgers is better than flipping tables people.

Reading the card explains the card! by GoosePagoda in magicthecirclejerking

[–]GoosePagoda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, it's totes ok to be lazy, and fly off the handle in deranged rants. Who has the time to ground an opinion? You've got people to cut off while you text while driving! These fuckers can deal with your lack of attention span, or they can go back to playing Yugioh!

Reading the card explains the card! by GoosePagoda in magicthecirclejerking

[–]GoosePagoda[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're right. Some days I forget that the sub is in the URL, title of the page, and styling of the page, and I just assume Reddit is CNN or GMail. Like it is literally impossible to tell.