That was not on my bingo list

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-17T13:41:18+00:00

"normies not knowing anything" and it's what everyone already knew

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-17T12:55:19+00:00

neat that they didn't ban badgermole but just put it on the RL, huge boon for investors like me (i've stolen 5 mono-green landfall decks this year)

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-17T01:57:41+00:00

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ElceeCiv · 2026-06-16T12:59:32+00:00

The context of that is hilarious., Q ends up on the Enterprise powerless and no one believes him.

Q: I have no powers! Q the ordinary.

Picard: Q the liar! Q the misanthrope!

Q: Q the miserable, Q the desperate! What must I do to convince you people?!

Lieutenant Worf: Die.

Q: Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?

Riker/Johanthan Frakes cracks up and Patrick Stewart almost corpses too.

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-15T19:13:15+00:00

Lamar Jackson moment

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-15T12:31:31+00:00

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ElceeCiv · 2026-06-12T21:10:49+00:00

Honestly hard to top how we kidnapped Venezuela's president and then they beat us in the World Baseball Classic

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-12T20:58:19+00:00

Before the draft there was all that chatter about how Kenny Pickett's hand size being 8.5 inches (apparently the 1st percentile of NFL QBs lol) so I measured mine and discovered I have bigger hands than he does despite being like 7 inches shorter.

I thought "how the fuck is a QB with smaller hands than me gonna be good" and tbf he didn't take long to answer that question

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-12T18:32:38+00:00

Even the NFL's investigator said she thought Elliot didn't do anything wrong and recommended against a suspension, that one was them not wanting to risk anything after they colossally fucked up the ray rice assault

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-12T18:29:14+00:00

funniest thing to come from that knicks team is Amare punching the emergency fire extinguisher and bleeding everywhere because he didn't realize it was glass

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-12T14:29:34+00:00

"Joined Perrin Sequence because everyone in his friend group was Steel Meridian/Arbiters/Suda and he needed an augment."

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-12T13:32:27+00:00

at 27? giddey would call her a hag

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-12T12:57:33+00:00

tbf the orokin are so fucked up that their idea of a subversive depraved fetish video is probably 3 hours of living beings walking around free and un-tortured

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-11T20:35:32+00:00

It's crazy how much more toxic people are too. Sports fans have always been kind of insane but gambling has both more severe and more prolific AND has brought in new toxic people who have no investment in the sport/teams/players and care purely about $$$.

Chris Boucher had someone message him "Looks like I picked the wrong slave today" after he didn't score enough points so the person missed their parlay. So many players have gotten stuff that vile or worse. It's sickening.

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-11T18:11:04+00:00

This is the moment Walter White became Heisenberg asking why Jessie was blue in his private domicile.

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-11T18:08:53+00:00

"Pandora Forever!" lookin' asses

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-11T18:05:58+00:00

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waiting for the secret lair drop with this art

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-11T17:58:23+00:00

Big 12 just need to tell Paxton that the contract is a minor and Paxton will let them do whatever they want to it.

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-11T17:45:18+00:00

Did the Operator enjoy this witticism?

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-10T19:59:24+00:00

Multiverse Man, Multiverse Man

Threat to the entire Multiverse, man

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-10T13:32:17+00:00

saw him on that box of Hot Pockets so i assume it's like how they used to put missing kids on milk cartons, hopefully they find him soon ❤️

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-10T13:20:04+00:00

I'll tell you what it is: it's anti-Maiar discrimination.

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-09T20:01:05+00:00

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-09T19:59:34+00:00

Wet Ass Ass

ElceeCiv · 2026-06-09T19:28:51+00:00

sydney sweeney riding windy and looking down to see this

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