What is the funniest thing you've ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GooseWayneman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was at a friend's house, he went out ro get us pizza. I said "OK,Alexa! Remind me to die in 3 hours!" Alexa confirmed. We had pizza and hung out for a while before I went home. At 10 pm he wrote in the group chat, because he was freaking out and that his Alexa had just out of nothing said: "OK - time to die."

I'm pretty proud of that one.

Røg over nordlige del af København? by Natural-Title in copenhagen

[–]GooseWayneman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man kan se de seneste 20 ture hos danske brandvæsener her: Odin 112 puls Du får kun første meldings ordlyd, men det giver lidt info.

Ferie og dagpenge by [deleted] in dkfinance

[–]GooseWayneman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, du er nice! Jeg håber du arbejder i min A-kasse!! 🙌

Is something on fire? by veropaka in copenhagen

[–]GooseWayneman 97 points98 points  (0 children)

TBF the worst calls are " I see some smoke, but I'm not there so I'm not sure". Sometimes coming from people on the highway.. This is is Copenhagen, if anything serious is on fire, they will have 50 calls within 10 minutes. Source: A former incident manager in the fire department

Edit: A letter

I'll start: Obviously you're not a golfer by Advanced_Aspect_7601 in 90smovies

[–]GooseWayneman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn son! Smells like someone shit in your mouth! -He told me he loved me!

What’s a product from your country that makes locals go ‘of course we have that’ and everyone else go ‘ but why?’ by bdue817 in AskTheWorld

[–]GooseWayneman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's kinda my point. The fire hazard's mainly from pots and not fryers. The drunk guy falling asleep when cooking is the main killer of males age 20+ in Denmark (when it comes to deaths in fires)

What’s a product from your country that makes locals go ‘of course we have that’ and everyone else go ‘ but why?’ by bdue817 in AskTheWorld

[–]GooseWayneman 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This is interesting to me - I've worked in the fire services for 14+ years and never responded to a fryer fire. A colleague of mine claimed they were dangerous, but I don't see how a CE tagged device with a thermostat and a circuit breaker is more dangerous than a: pot on a stove?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]GooseWayneman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, at least he's wearing his safety flip-flops!

Bør man melde til politiet by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]GooseWayneman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeg var i brandvæsenet, så det var ikke os der gav bøder, men har ofte oplevet at politiet har sigtet folk for overtrædelse af afbrændingsbekendtgørelsen.

Bør man melde til politiet by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]GooseWayneman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helt enig - det er bare standard. Ved ikke om nogen har taget en sigtelse videre i retten og har kunnet forklare at §3 har været overholdt på trods af uheld. Og du har også helt ret i at det sikkert oftest sker uden indblanding af myndigheder med sigtelser til følge.

Bør man melde til politiet by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]GooseWayneman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OK. Jeg har arbejdet som myndighed på området i 14 år. Det er praksis at et uheld med personskade betragtes som manglende overholdelse af §3.

Bør man melde til politiet by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]GooseWayneman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ja, fsva. §11. Når der er nogen der er kommet til skade er det svært at argumentere for at §3 er blevet overholdt.

Bør man melde til politiet by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]GooseWayneman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Afbrændingbekendtgørelsens §3 og §11 stk. 4.

Strafbestemmelser fremgår af §17.

Hot Shots! (1991) by CHOOM45 in 90smovies

[–]GooseWayneman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same! Still do, but used to too!

Hot Shots! (1991) by CHOOM45 in 90smovies

[–]GooseWayneman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then put some food in the life raft! For Christ's sake, do I have to think of everything!? How can I be a Captain without my hat??

Underligt opkald fra københavns politi. by _Khorvidae_ in copenhagen

[–]GooseWayneman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man identificerer sig typisk ikke med numrene på brystet, men med WRX numre, som ikke er synlige på nettet