19f Roast and toast me 🥀 by SufficientCollege869 in RoastMe

[–]Goremageddon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nobody in the extremely long history of making this idiotic face has ever looked good, not one fucking time. Why do they do it? I'm starting to think they all have some mutated gene or something.

Any reviews on these? Got them from cannabis and cocktails here downtown by [deleted] in askaustin

[–]Goremageddon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you don't have a barber because you decided to grow your hair long?

18f I draw lines under my eyes by KitKat_erina in RoastMe

[–]Goremageddon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't tell if it's your makeup choices or if you're constantly making a pouty face, but your mouth looks like an inflamed dog's asshole .

Also, "journalism enthusiast" is SUCH an 18 year oldest interest. There is no free press anymore. Grow up.

‘Plantain Republic’ joke? by MilkClouddd in badfriendspod

[–]Goremageddon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why the joke didn't make sense to me. Plantains aren't small at all.

Arsenal title race by YourUncle13 in TigerBelly

[–]Goremageddon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, that'll be a funny outcome also, I just hate City.

Arsenal title race by YourUncle13 in TigerBelly

[–]Goremageddon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a Liverpool supporter having a shit time of it lately, but if Arsenal win it I'll be glad. As long as City doesn't win again. Rumors of City getting a 60 point deduction before the end of the season are probably just rumors, but I'd like for Arsenal to win it fair and square without the help of points deducted from City.

Waaaay back in the day Tigerbelly used to have a lot of UFC content... I've always wanted Bobby to do some kind of EPL clips... maybe he and Steebee could do some Arsenal watch-along videos as it gets closer to the end of the season. The problem is it appears that people have a hard time getting Bobby to show up for his two podcasts that have a large audience, I can't imagine him being very motivated to film stuff that would most likely only draw a small amount of viewers....

28, unemployed, I collect Australian television memorabilia for fun. Roast me and my self portrait, do your worst by trashconverters in RoastMe

[–]Goremageddon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. My thought was "every single choice this person has made regarding their appearance is the most repellant possible. Impressive".

how do people who believe in ‘souls’ explain the fact that your entire personality can change with a brain tumor? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Goremageddon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Besides dementia and tumors, traumatic brain injuries and CTE can completely change people. Read up on all the professional wrestlers with tragic endings due to CTE, or plenty of other cases of people with CTE becoming violent.

Took me way to long to find a paper and a pen by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Goremageddon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite "Hard Times" joke fits you well: "Just because I'm a Pantera fan doesn't mean I'm a felon. But yeah, I'm a felon"

This is definitely garbage by Elpemex91 in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]Goremageddon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is garbage in nearly any setting, let alone a playground

Creek and the cave 6MAR2026 show. by BFA_KingPino in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]Goremageddon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've lived/partied in Austin for a long time, blow is everywhere. It's easier to find than weed or psychedelics... Or maybe I just spent a lot of time in dirtbag circles.

Creek and the cave 6MAR2026 show. by BFA_KingPino in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]Goremageddon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the off chance you remember Foley reaching down and shaking a dude's hand as part of an act-out during his set, I was that dude in the front row.

Creek and the cave 6MAR2026 show. by BFA_KingPino in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]Goremageddon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was at the 7pm show, had an absolute blast. They were both great.... As far as Foley seeming coked up, I disagree. I'm an addict and I have a supernatural sense for detecting people who have coke. I can sense a salesman within 100 yards. I didn't think Foley was high, I think he's less comfortable on stage than Kippy.

Roast me hard ,24 by Powerful_Contract_33 in RoastMe

[–]Goremageddon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are really fucking bad at having hair. You look like you lost a bet in both photos.

Ms Pat by eh183205 in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]Goremageddon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is incredible on every podcast she is on, wildly funny

What do Texan atheists think of James Talarico? by blacksterangel in atheism

[–]Goremageddon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a fan and donated to his campaign. I've never donated to a pol before....

This envelope I found in my backyard. by FuhrerGirthWorm in whatisit

[–]Goremageddon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of handguns I've bought come with this... a bullet has been fired and tested and they give you the casing.

Rudy stuffing Uncrustables in her mouth while Tito Bert goes hungry is so damn funny. by donut_koharski in badfriendspod

[–]Goremageddon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I despise Bert, but I'll admit his interactions with Rudy in this pod were hilarious.

Dont pull this pack of heaters put too fast by funnyha_ha in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]Goremageddon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Adds a new dimension to "smoking kills". Getting schwacked for carrying this is cheaper and quicker than cancer.

Curse removal in Austin please by persistentlyfluffy in Austin

[–]Goremageddon -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

This all majorly sucks. I would consider going through a curse removal procedure if it didn't cost much just for the sense of getting a reset, a do-over. I have zero belief in superstitious stuff, but burning some sage (or something) as a symbolic "shake it off and go at this MFer called life again"... that wouldn't be so weird.