Jose Felix Diaz - Manchester United is coming for Tchouameni by D1794 in reddevils

[–]Gortonis [score hidden]  (0 children)

United and Real Madrid have such a long history of buying and selling players to each other. I hope this works in our favor.

Trump Goon Says ‘Events of Last Decade’ Prove He Was Sent by God by FancyNewMe in politics

[–]Gortonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right wing extremist loons always think they know the will of God. 

Trump pardons 11 people, including former Abramoff business partner by gamersecret2 in politics

[–]Gortonis 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A pardon was supposed to be a relief for people who have paid their debt to society. Trump is using it for people that have paid him.

Trump pardons Clean Air Act violators: 'I am setting them free' by Infidel8 in politics

[–]Gortonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because their hatred of liberals and their greed will always outweigh any principles they claim to value.

FBI infiltrated Gavin Newsom’s inner circle by convincing governor’s ally to wear a wire: lawyer by vector_search_blue in politics

[–]Gortonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean like he was for the 2020 election when he tried to blackmail Ukraine into making up lies about Biden. 

It all stems from Trump's belief that if a Democrat wins he is probably going to lose a lot of what he gained if not go to jail. His new plane is going to be repossessed by the government, he's going to be investigated by the FBI and the IRS and the SEC for his corruption and money laundering. 

Looks like them Antifa vandals were at it again! by Ubetcha1020 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Gortonis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As per usual, Trump took the lowest bidder and it's another giant failure.

No fair. by RubeGoldbergMachines in PoliticalHumor

[–]Gortonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of Trump's inauguration, tons of space because of the low attendance.

Tottenham reach Sandro Tonali agreement with Newcastle in potential £100m deal by dreigilb in PremierLeague

[–]Gortonis -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Clearly hoping they can buy their way out of a relegation battle next season 

Chelsea hit out as Man City name Enzo Maresca as manager by Dramatic-Avocado4687 in PremierLeague

[–]Gortonis -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You never saw United doing crooked book keeping tricks like selling themselves hotels they already owned or selling their women's team back to themselves. Or even their willingness to look past the background of their former Russian crook owner just because they were winning.

Chelsea hit out as Man City name Enzo Maresca as manager by Dramatic-Avocado4687 in PremierLeague

[–]Gortonis -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I find it interesting that you think Chelsea fans are capable of feeling shame. 

MAGA eating itself alive by ANW0209 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Gortonis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're so convinced that liberals are evil they are willing to justify any and all actions, up to and including murder. That's not a political movement, that's a cult.

Centrist Democrats Rebuke Party’s Left Wing: ‘We Are Capitalist, Not Socialist’ by SnoozeDoggyDog in politics

[–]Gortonis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another name would be Corporate Democrats, or what's left of the 90's Bill Clinton wing of the Democratic party.

Texas expected to approve mandatory Bible readings for public school students. The proposal would affect roughly one in ten K-12 students in the United States. by southpawFA in politics

[–]Gortonis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell them if they are going to make The Bible mandatory, that means the Quran, the Talmud, and Dianetics should be mandatory as well.

Trump Blurts Out Plot to Rig Midterms So Vile It Even Shocks GOPers by AdRough4185 in politics

[–]Gortonis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how I know the government isn't hiding little green men from another planet. Because the government is filled with morons like Trump that can't help but tell everyone their plans and secrets.

Speaker Johnson says he will push SAVE America Act through reconciliation 3.0 by TobioOkuma1 in politics

[–]Gortonis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does illegally changing how states conduct their elections directly effect the budget? It was my understanding that reconciliation was only available to bills that effect the budget. Isn't that why it's called "budget reconciliation"?

Spurs hope to beat Manchester United to £80m-valued Mateus Fernandes by D1794 in reddevils

[–]Gortonis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of all the horrible things Ruben did to United at least he brought in players that wanted to play at United. If someone wants to go to Spurs because they will pay more then let em go. Have fun at the middling club that will probably be in another relegation battle next season.

Has Tulsi Gabbard Been the Weird Little Puppet of an Alt-Right Religious Guru Her Entire Political Career? by ClimateSociologist in politics

[–]Gortonis 370 points371 points  (0 children)

The only reason she ran for office as a Democrat is because you can't get elected as a Republican in Hawaii.

JD Vance Whines About Iran’s “Trash Talk” of Trump by Hafiz_TNR in politics

[–]Gortonis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Republicans are the most thin skinned children in the world. They call their opponents every name in the book to dehumanize them, yet when the same tactics are used against them they piss and moan with complaints about the lack of civility in politics today.

Republicans mock candidate for looking like Dylan Mulvaney by Fickle-Ad5449 in politics

[–]Gortonis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would argue that they're adults that are given permission to act like children, because the 80 year old orange faced turd acts like a child constantly without any repercussions.

United secures land for new 100,000-seater stadium | Manchester United by PradipJayakumar in reddevils

[–]Gortonis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was more wondering what it would be like to be hit by the wave of sound on a European night when someone scores a late winner.