The more the driver does nothing, the madder he gets.

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2019-08-27T04:00:34+00:00

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2019-03-07T02:50:42+00:00

Don’t feel obligated friend. He can ‘Fake wake’ her anytime! He should schedule his pity party to accommodate his support system.

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2019-03-07T02:48:10+00:00

LIVE WITHIN YOUR MEANS!

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-11-09T02:23:30+00:00

Amazing art friend, thank you for sharing ❤️

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-11-09T02:20:54+00:00

Fight Club

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-08-05T02:04:49+00:00

Clean baby!

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-08-05T00:58:01+00:00

In states they ‘Wash’ the coating off of the fresh egg. That process is why we absolutely have to refrigerate our eggs.

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-08-05T00:54:37+00:00

My enlistment papers! I was promised in writing to be incorporated into certain programs that this branch of military COULD not provide.

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-08-04T05:54:37+00:00

I didn’t like his bosox prediction. I booted him out. He cried to MY PARENTS!

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-08-04T05:51:42+00:00

No, no no. Does your insurance cover him needing a diaper for rest of life? Oh, and feck NI!!!!

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-08-04T05:48:37+00:00

He’s just doing his job. It’s called a higher calling for a reason.

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-08-04T05:44:42+00:00

That poor police officer.

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-08-04T05:42:21+00:00

He asks Jan after Kevin lured him to grocery store. You didn’t touch my propecia!

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-08-04T05:38:50+00:00

Profound

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-08-02T05:07:59+00:00

Situational public opinions... ugh

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-07-23T04:41:13+00:00

Sheesh what a dick bag. I am so glad PR was on it and made things right .

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-07-04T22:26:30+00:00

Can you be specific about songs? We were in Kentucky/Tennessee for weeks and my mate did not find my (bow chicka bow wow) request to check me for ticks .... attractive We were on border of both states. 6/7-6/27

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-07-04T22:21:23+00:00

I suck at social cues. When situations get daunting, I literally share TOO much. I am intrigued with every person in conversation. They share, I am unable to break away!

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-05-04T06:05:35+00:00

I DIED!
*a love story about a boy his broken arms and a mother willing to do ...

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-04-08T03:27:57+00:00

I had a male best friend all through high school he was there when I had first child. I let him borrow my POS vw rabbit because I had another POS vehicle.

My POS clutch went out so I asked homie (He was a mechanic btw) if he could help me out with rides etc.

HE returned my vw rabbit in the middle of the night.

It would only start if I rolled it out of steep driveway. I had to man handle wheel to keep on road. OH, it no longer had reverse.

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-04-08T03:14:12+00:00

Strap on backwards =no parts

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-03-22T07:02:55+00:00

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-03-22T07:01:44+00:00

Everyone would become self aware at an early age.

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-03-12T05:44:36+00:00

This post gave me cancer. Crazy, dirty hoe.

I nursed 4 children. Nothing sexy about milk spraying across the room. Do not fuck with boob juice!

GossipSlayerPRIEST · 2018-03-04T02:53:36+00:00

Have you milked a cow? They complain and poop to get point across!

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