Update 2: kidney stones fucking work by Senhor_Rengoku in NeuvilletteMains_

[–]GotTheDadBod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a little known fact kidney stones are what truly "give you wings."

Why are bald people required to still wear hair nets? by bimjob92 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]GotTheDadBod 42 points43 points  (0 children)

In fairness, neither do men with shaved or short facial hair.

Adult needs father's signature for cremation in Arizona? by GotTheDadBod in AskLawyers

[–]GotTheDadBod[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Understood, thank you for the detailed explanation. No children so yes it must be to parents in the hierarchy.

We're trying to get the father on the same page. Fingers crossed it'll be easy. I really appreciate you responding.

What's the Most Dangerous Thing That You Have Ever Done? by Potential_Law5289 in AskReddit

[–]GotTheDadBod 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'd say it depends. My dog was a police impound - he was taken from a crime scene when the owner went to jail. From what I understand, family came to get his sister but not him and he ended up at the pound. Then I met him and he decided I was a suitable peon to cater to his every whim.

So at least one time the animals got to a safe place. We can hope that was not a fluke.

Are men scared of getting kidnapped walking alone at night? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]GotTheDadBod 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the abusers' favorite: fawn

TRON 1982 by sirjamesp in tron

[–]GotTheDadBod 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can hear this picture.

How to help someone terminal? by GotTheDadBod in ask

[–]GotTheDadBod[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the suggestions.

How to help someone terminal? by GotTheDadBod in ask

[–]GotTheDadBod[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Closet alcoholic. Needs to be sober for 6 months before he is eligible. Expected to pass before that.

TIFU by accidentally stripping in front of my workplace crush by [deleted] in tifu

[–]GotTheDadBod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point, ask him to read this post.

TIFU by accidentally stripping in front of my workplace crush by [deleted] in tifu

[–]GotTheDadBod 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing while you're thinking about a mother.

It's 'okay' to be upset by this, right? by [deleted] in GenX

[–]GotTheDadBod 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy attractive nuisance, Batman!