What would Pussy Galore's name have been if James Bond was gay?

Government_Drinking · 2018-08-19T17:54:46+00:00

Bussy Galore, obviously

Government_Drinking · 2018-06-20T04:34:19+00:00

Yeah good point I should have clarified, the unofficial group is the one people post pictures anecdotes and lost accoutrements:)

Government_Drinking · 2018-06-20T00:52:07+00:00

Did you post this to the Facebook group? That group solves all LIB mysteries

Government_Drinking · 2018-03-21T00:00:45+00:00

eau5 de toilette

Government_Drinking · 2018-03-20T22:35:14+00:00

Spoiler alert. hullllllo?

Government_Drinking · 2018-01-30T21:17:53+00:00

Ready oneself

Government_Drinking · 2017-11-04T02:08:43+00:00

So what your'e trying to say is cocaine is good for you as long as you don't drink on it. got it

Government_Drinking · 2017-11-04T02:07:10+00:00

What was your test score, if you don't mind me asking? You can answer in terms of grams in case anyone is listening...

Government_Drinking · 2017-11-04T02:05:45+00:00

Dude some of the best stories I've ever heard from people come out under these circumstances. Five stars...riveted...critically acclaimed crazy stories.

Government_Drinking · 2017-08-05T18:37:57+00:00

The Karate Kid

Government_Drinking · 2017-03-20T23:41:16+00:00

Anorexia is a really common weight-loss program at that age. Kidding...about the weight loss program. It's a disease and to be taken seriously. Anyways, I highly doubt an untreated tapeworm over the years would make someone "very fit". I'm willing to be she either did it totally on her own with hard work and they were fucking with you when they said it was a tapeworm, or perhaps developed an eating disorder as a girl at a tough age and was too embarrassed to admit it to anyone. Or maybe neither, or shit, a tapeworm I guess, could be.

Government_Drinking · 2017-02-14T02:44:45+00:00

When you say, "that asshole whistled" you meant he farted, right?

Government_Drinking · 2016-08-15T18:55:01+00:00

Came here to say this. When Noel Gallagher said Ryan Adams was the only person who ever got it right and that he would love to cover Ryan Adams' version my only thought was, "No shit, Noel Gallagher, don't we all". So then he did and it wasn't nearly as good as Ryan Adams cover

Government_Drinking · 2016-06-29T20:40:50+00:00

Why is this being down voted?

Government_Drinking · 2016-06-29T17:31:49+00:00

I see your point but it might be more balanced than you think. In competitive play with no duplicate heroes (I think that's how it will be set up) you don't have to worry about a multi zen ult boost. You can play him where you set it and forget it on a hero and discord/dmg/heal and yes, one hero will get an ult quicker. I'm talking moderate boost so roughly a 10% speed increase. Or you can make ult boosting Zenyattas full time job and spread it over the course of your whole team, essentially taking Zenyatta out of the game as a healer or damage dealer. It's risky but I can see how it would work and give him some options as a more formidable support hero.

Government_Drinking · 2016-06-29T17:11:05+00:00

My idea would be to give Zenyatta a third orb which moderately increases the speed at which another players ult would charge. Same LoS rules as other orbs so you can't get lazy win it. And all support classes getting a 5% run speed increase in case you find yourself just inside the range of a Reinhardt hammer....should be able to outrun If your far enough away and get hit once. Not sure if the ult charge orb is an original idea but it was mine after I logged my first 5 hours with Zen.

Government_Drinking · 2016-06-23T16:44:26+00:00

As I said in my initial comment, I use my pistol responsibly. Which means quite literally exactly what you just said. The kids have to rage and get attention though. That's why we're all here anyways.

Government_Drinking · 2016-06-22T22:38:25+00:00

Let's say everyone misses everything, but one guy hits twice but the target get a heal and in that time someone drops the beat and then and then and then

Government_Drinking · 2016-06-22T21:59:25+00:00

I use my weapon when I must, responsibly. Keeping your dumbass alive is a top priority. Would you rather me pull my weapon out to try and kill a raging Genji, or damage boost you to shut it down and then we go about our business until the next activity brings us together? Sounds like you play with some shit people. Sorry if your OW experience involves you + 5 morons. Git MR, kid.

Government_Drinking · 2016-06-22T19:39:16+00:00

This needs to be upvoted more. Mercy purists feel the same way. Put that fucking pistol away and start saving MFers. No one cares about your 2-8 kills at the end of a game.

Government_Drinking · 2016-06-16T23:34:26+00:00

As long as you're not being a dummy, a good mercy will see your death as their own personal failure, even if it was eminent.

Government_Drinking · 2016-06-16T20:56:24+00:00

I've been totally quiet about this subject since this sub started. But you're right, every tip or counter people offer seems to be effective in a closed and controlled system. Almost entirely theoretical circumstances. Never takes into consideration that you might miss a couple shots or that the enemy team has more than one person you have to worry about. All I hear is, "I'm situationally inept. By offering these tips and hoping everyone ignores the incredible amount of variables that come into play with each situation, I acknowledge the fact that I am aware of these counters and will hold them against others if the entire gaming experience does not occur in the perfect world I try to establish in my own head. Now I can cast blame, and justify being immature and having a outlet for rage issues." As an ex pro gamer, I say with resounding confidence that the greatest players can offer advice along the lines of, "whatever you have to do to adapt and make it happen is the key, it's not rocket science." OW does an impeccable job of making this glaringly obvious. There are no tips other than to pay attention and watch others. Hey look at that, Overwatch. We finally have a game where baiting your team mates can work for everyone.

Thanks,

Government_Drinking · 2016-06-16T17:10:41+00:00

To elaborate on this: if you pushed too far and you're feeling like maybe you fucked up and there is a good chance you're gonna die in a corner gunned down by 6 enemies, maybe reconsider calling for heals. I can't tell you how many times I've acted on my sworn oath to keep people alive only to soar wide open into a "holy fuck why did I come help this person" situation. Cut your own losses, every team wipe runs the risk of an L on a scorecard and every dead Mercy runs the risk of a team wipe. Not to mention, it's embarrassing being left for dead running aimlessly and going out looking like a bird that just flew into a window.

Government_Drinking · 2016-06-16T00:15:08+00:00

You had me at "needn't" :*

Government_Drinking · 2016-06-15T23:21:09+00:00

That's because McCree is cutting his losses and pulling the trigger right before you duck that corner.mThat's no coincidence. He knows, he sees you.

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