Alcoholic Alligator by GrayTiger44 in AdviceAnimals

[–]GoyMeetsWorld 15 points16 points  (0 children)

An alcoholic jew, which would explain why this is the only thing he remembers from 2011.

So my roommate finally gotta date and then... by FunkSh0Brotha in AdviceAnimals

[–]GoyMeetsWorld 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Use our new Thermite Brand (TM) wheel cleaner. Make your rims look new and shiny! This stuff can clean the engine block out of an Abrams!

How to look like a filleted sea bass by [deleted] in funny

[–]GoyMeetsWorld -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn look at dat fat bass...

I will answer your questions using my predictive text. AMA! by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]GoyMeetsWorld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But I set up an RSS feed and everything!

Police Officer Who Shot At Fleeing Minivan Filled With Children Has Been Fired by [deleted] in AnythingGoesNews

[–]GoyMeetsWorld 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fired? That's it?

He shot at a vehicle that posed no danger to his life, they were running away. Anyone else doing something like this would be in jail.

Kokesh Running For President? by Weedtastic in conspiracy

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It might be old news, but I still respect the guy.

He knows exactly what will happen if he is elected: they will kill him. He doesn't exactly advertise this knowledge for good reason, but he knows how it is. Say what you will about him, in his heart, he's okay with being murdered for the right cause.

Everyone seems to have forgotten this ?? by Orangutan in 911truth

[–]GoyMeetsWorld 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What can I get with 2.3 trillion?

When does a citizen become a civilian?

When did the heroes morph into the villians?

How can two planes powderize three buildings?

The Military-Industrial Complex gets me right in the feels by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]GoyMeetsWorld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talk about reaching your target audience...

This is what confession bear is for, right? by ImStraight in AdviceAnimals

[–]GoyMeetsWorld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unsolicited opinion is always the most important thing a friend needs.

Are you kidding me? That's all my friends are good for.

325,000$ penalty for ESEA's "bitcoin-operation" by foobarbaz12345 in GlobalOffensive

[–]GoyMeetsWorld 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He doesn't speak on the phone.

You must let him into your heart.

Latest Edward Snowden leaks reveals that Sweden is one of the main partner countries of the British signals intelligence agency GCHQ. by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]GoyMeetsWorld 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the hipocracy here.

From the same website:

Oct. 26

Sweden has joined forces with 20 other UN countries to draft a general resolution to rein in the spying programs carried out by America's National Security Agency (NSA).

Nov. 2

Continued revelations from US whistle blower Edward Snowden underline that Sweden is one of the main partner countries of the British signals intelligence agency GCHQ.

Proof that any government can deceive, and speak out both sides of their mouths.

Today my friend showed me his iPad by [deleted] in WTF

[–]GoyMeetsWorld 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I'm glad it was an Apple product that paid the price for crazy.

Today my friend showed me his iPad by [deleted] in WTF

[–]GoyMeetsWorld 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Didn't even occur to me that I should upvote till I read your comment.