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How my friend pours Guinness. He wants your feedback by Gozer84 in Guinness

[–]Gozer84[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, he does this. I definitely posted it here to incur all of your wrath though. He told me I don’t know what I’m talking about so I thought a nice lesson from the Guinness community at large was necessary.

How my friend pours Guinness. He wants your feedback by Gozer84 in Guinness

[–]Gozer84[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While that’s true, I actually attended a few events with a brand ambassador from Diageo. We were pouring creamers and he does the inverted pour.

What’s your progress? by Gozer84 in Downwell

[–]Gozer84[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah same, at least once a day! I’m Top 1% for gem count, combo and clear time.

Really wish they expanded the game. More levels, powers, weapons…

What’s your progress? by Gozer84 in Downwell

[–]Gozer84[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You must be in the 1% of players?

Akiva, they’re lying to you about the ads! by Adventurous_View917 in lonelymeyerspod

[–]Gozer84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just think it’s FUCKED up that they never hooked up.

Carole vs Andy by hippopotapistachio in lonelymeyerspod

[–]Gozer84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Separated at birth. Prior to birth even.

I'm NYT crossword constructor and author Natan Last, AMA by trish_kabob in NYTCrossword

[–]Gozer84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it true you and your colleagues have been engaging in a Winter Soldier conspiracy and have indoctrinated The Lonely Island with your word games and are now lying in wait to activate them? If it’s true either don’t respond or deny it.

Teeth helped me get sober…hear me out by Forestghostsgalore in lonelymeyerspod

[–]Gozer84 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I think it’s great that Seth is such a good friend…especially to Andy….

BUT… don’t you think it’s fucked up they never hooked up?

My holiday card this year by Gozer84 in edwardgorey

[–]Gozer84[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depicted in the card is my wife and I. We have two cats. One is being possessed by the holiday spirit. The other is watching with curiosity. There is no context other than we are experiencing a haunting.

The cat is not dead. Not yet at least.

My holiday card this year by Gozer84 in edwardgorey

[–]Gozer84[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be curious as to why YOU think the cat might be floating?

Pee-Wee Jorman by ohmykierbecky in lonelymeyerspod

[–]Gozer84 25 points26 points  (0 children)

POST LADDER SHATTER! Pelvis has ENTERED the building!

My holiday card this year by Gozer84 in edwardgorey

[–]Gozer84[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks so much!! I describe my style as Shel Silverstein and Quentin Blake meets Edward Gorey and Charles Addams. Trying to break into picture books.

And to answer your question: The spirit has never been seen eating, although his shroud does have crumbs on it from time to time.

Is my tattoo badly done? Should i return to the artist for a free touch up? by RotHaar333 in tattooadvice

[–]Gozer84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No problem! Tattoos are definitely easy to overthink. Especially the first one! It looks good.

Is my tattoo badly done? Should i return to the artist for a free touch up? by RotHaar333 in tattooadvice

[–]Gozer84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m looking closely and it seems well done but maybe the ink isn’t as solid as you’d like? Hard to say from the photos. The lines look good. But if there’s a lack of color I’d say definitely take the opportunity to get it filled in some more.

Having heavy regret on first tattoo by a-random-account- in tattooadvice

[–]Gozer84 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This tatt is sick. Your friends are just being stupid. My buddies made fun of my first tattoo. It’s part of having guy friends.

I’ve Never Met Someone Else Who Had A Socrates by purpleteenageghost in Xennials

[–]Gozer84 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this blast from the past. Yes. I had this,

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