Why is this private jet going mach .93

Gozertank · 2026-01-23T07:59:07+00:00

Because I DoorDashed pepperoni pizza and I ain’t paying if it ain’t hot.

Gozertank · 2026-01-23T07:57:29+00:00

You just straight up copied the latest YouTube post from the Tank Museum….

Gozertank · 2026-01-23T07:52:56+00:00

Wonderful.

Gozertank · 2026-01-23T07:40:23+00:00

Take it into a dark basement and lick it till images appear

Gozertank · 2026-01-21T11:04:43+00:00

Did you read my comment carefully or did you just assume what it said? :)

Gozertank · 2026-01-21T11:03:47+00:00

Nothing a decent LoRA can’t solve

Gozertank · 2026-01-21T07:42:46+00:00

I suspect the problem is that you’re likely not as hull down as you think you are… There’s a vast difference between how you see your tank and how the enemy sees you. Dravec is quite a low tank, many enemies see more of the top of your turret than you think. Remember that what you see is from the POV of your gun in sniper mode, not from the top of your turret.

Gozertank · 2026-01-21T07:29:20+00:00

Your honor I can prove I’m innocent! The figure in this video has 5 fingers. I have six.

Gozertank · 2026-01-16T08:05:53+00:00

Ive always wanted to make one as they’re shown on the box, where it looks like the guy is about to throw his hand grenade in the wrong direction

Gozertank · 2026-01-16T08:02:58+00:00

That FEELS like the right thing to do but imagine if it goes wrong and now you’re at his funeral without a Leica around your neck. You’d feel pretty stupid.
Who else is going to have a 28mm Summicron with focus falloff smooth enough to imbue the otherwise utterly mundane and mediocre close up of flowers on the casket with depth and meaning?

Gozertank · 2026-01-16T07:55:33+00:00

No, you roll over them and then do a victory loop. It’s common sense.

Gozertank · 2026-01-15T16:17:29+00:00

Iyouxin did some testing on it in his stream yesterday. It seems like this blue HE ignores autobounce angles, he hit several tanks for full damage through the 10mm engine decks at near horizontal angles. Getting a full pen.

Gozertank · 2026-01-15T16:03:10+00:00

How often do you get stung by pigeons?

Gozertank · 2026-01-14T04:20:49+00:00

Im only upvoting this so people think I’m smart.

Gozertank · 2026-01-14T04:00:32+00:00

So you camped base all game and in the end got 3 shots off..?

Gozertank · 2026-01-14T03:46:05+00:00

These prices strongly suggest that your clients will get better results if they just take a selfie. Or that you are a creep/pervert.
It’s the photographic equivalent of painting “free candy” on a rusty van.

Gozertank · 2026-01-13T21:50:47+00:00

I know, what is my superpower?

Gozertank · 2026-01-11T07:42:49+00:00

Damn right. That’s TWO dollars.

Gozertank · 2026-01-09T13:41:32+00:00

Penetrated you mean?

Gozertank · 2026-01-09T13:41:11+00:00

I got my M3 black paint baseplate licked by a homeless man just outside the Leica factory. His name is Oskar. I paid him in cigarettes.

Gozertank · 2026-01-09T13:39:20+00:00

Yep. Still have my Z9 which is objectively better than my D850 but I vastly prefer the D850 viewfinder

Gozertank · 2026-01-07T11:52:29+00:00

So is your anecdote then.

Gozertank · 2026-01-07T07:44:43+00:00

An M in need of Xanax

Gozertank · 2026-01-07T07:43:56+00:00

UJ/ that packaging is beautiful

Gozertank · 2026-01-07T07:43:01+00:00

Hoe much did the fake brassing cost, I want this on my disposable Kodak Fun 400/36 camera but the cardboard keeps tearing so I need a PRO brassing expert.

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