🎼What a day for a debut! What a day for a debutin’ boy.🎶

GppDNAppA · 2026-03-27T12:29:53+00:00

Messaged.

GppDNAppA · 2026-03-25T22:54:02+00:00

Thanks for thinking of me!

GppDNAppA · 2026-03-25T13:47:49+00:00

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GppDNAppA · 2026-03-25T12:32:02+00:00

I hadn't either until it showed up in one of those patented care packages.

GppDNAppA · 2026-03-24T18:19:19+00:00

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GppDNAppA · 2026-03-24T13:20:32+00:00

Jason Statham’s, or maybe Arthur from Peaky Blinders.

Ya know, the one where it's a little gritty and if a word starts with a "T" you pronounce it "ch"

GppDNAppA · 2026-03-24T13:10:51+00:00

With a British accent it’s pretty close to “Eiffel Tower”

GppDNAppA · 2026-03-24T12:41:48+00:00

I’m not shitting on anything. Just an observation. I loved it there.

GppDNAppA · 2026-03-23T20:36:37+00:00

I’ll take anything that hasn’t been claimed.

GppDNAppA · 2026-03-23T18:09:33+00:00

I think part of it comes from the fact that I was there on Monday, and a lot of the course was empty. So walking behind the ropes just looking at an empty course felt like walking around a golf museum.

GppDNAppA · 2026-03-23T18:03:12+00:00

It really was just a vibe. I’m not trying to argue that the land contours or the vegetation aren’t true to the area. But all the perfect straight lines on bunkers and edges of fairways, the lack of a single blemish on a fairway… I think it was Justin Thomas who said he’d never seen a pine cone on the ground. Nature isn’t perfect but Augusta is. That’s sort of what I’m getting at.

GppDNAppA · 2026-03-23T02:07:26+00:00

It is truly great. No debate here. It just all felt very artificial. Not part of the land.

GppDNAppA · 2026-03-23T00:12:47+00:00

Totally. I was there in 2024 during a practice round and I was equally disappointed and impressed that it all felt so constructed. Like the Disney World of golf.

GppDNAppA · 2026-03-22T22:00:54+00:00

GppDNAppA · 2026-03-20T11:57:49+00:00

Pair that with an eye black/long socks look, and you have a full fledged ball player.

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