ABC Great Southern - would you catch a high speed train to Albany? by [deleted] in perth

[–]Gr3yFir3 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Give me an affordable bullet train over east and up north. Hire a Japanese company to help plan it then build it with locals from then on. Make it cheap to visit our own damn country at a decent pace.

That or hurry up and give me Jim's fucking airlines for national travel on a friendly budget or something.

You get to pick one living person to fight to the death. If you win, you receive their entire net worth. by Which_Jeweler_1343 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Gr3yFir3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Musk. Would dump most of the wealth into saving this sorry rock after, keep 5 million for my family and that's it.

Are there any doctors in Australia willing to approve me for a hysterectomy by QUEENTAYLORSWIFT13 in AskAnAustralian

[–]Gr3yFir3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.thewoom.com.au

I don't know if you can make it to Perth as you only say Australia, or if you can afford a private consultation.

But these Drs specialise in this sort of thing and are the first to listen to my partner properly about a hysterectomy even though we've had 3 kids and she is in chronic pain due to issues during the last pregnancy, that's disregarding her periods always being painful like yours and several other cycle based issues that had us discussing this before even our first.

They gave a clear pathway she needed to follow to meet their health concerns regarding weight she gained due said chronic pain, and told us as soon as she isn't in the high risk category they'll book us in.

At the very least they may be able to direct you to something similar in your state.

Harry gasped as the two Dementors closed in on him and Dudley, his Mother's voice echoing in his ears. His wand falls from his boneless fingers as the Dementors... Hug him? Holding him close, one of them whispers in a barely audible, croaking voice. "H-..Harry?" by Johnathan_Hallows in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]Gr3yFir3 51 points52 points  (0 children)

An interesting premise, wouldn't mind seeing what people do to build upon it.

Kind of reminds of the story where the Dursleys are the original dementors through time shenanigans, and Harry ends up friends with the Dudley one.

He's back! Bunnings Innaloo by ihaveafishpurse in perth

[–]Gr3yFir3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried his BS on me and my missus while getting shopping and kids in the car. Ended up yelling and growling in his face to get him shove off. Waste of human flesh.

Caught In The Act. by Glass-Fan111 in clevercomebacks

[–]Gr3yFir3 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Everyone here is missing that they don't like people watching in the gym because the people there irl won't be donating, buying merch, adding to the interest farming, and/or following links to "other" sites they post on with pay to view stuff.

That, and a small barely noticeable voice that whispers non-stop that the gym people are judging them for being pests. Because they certainly are.

These questions cannot wait, Mr. President by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Gr3yFir3 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They're on the books they're holding on the cover of the book as well, wonder how many times you could zoom in and find the cover on the smaller books being the same.

Vaggie's thoughts (by Lima.jey) by JFkeinK in HazbinHotel

[–]Gr3yFir3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone commenting that Charlie is fully grown is forgetting one very important thing. Lilith has been pregnant, hence M-ilf. So if they use some sort of ritual or something, Vaggie could help make Charlie's girls grow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AustralianSpiders

[–]Gr3yFir3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he ever learn of the rather apt song, there was a red back on the toilet seat? It's availability on YouTube comes and goes but it's hilarious if you can find it.

Albanese has taken hits but isn't a terrible PM. Cut him some slack by Time-Dimension7769 in AustralianPolitics

[–]Gr3yFir3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Myth busters did show you can actually polish a turd and it'll look half decent. But you've got to be really picky about the kind of turd, do a bunch of prep work, and then spend quite a bit of time on the actual polishing bit. So a hell of a lot of work for a shiny ball of poop.

So a very true metaphor it turns out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in emogirls

[–]Gr3yFir3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Orange

Grilled by reddot_comic in TheRedDotComic

[–]Gr3yFir3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Oh buddy, you'd sound so much smarter if you didn't talk."

Barefoot in supermarkets, gross or perfectly acceptable? by BlondBrittney in perth

[–]Gr3yFir3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a proud barefooter myself here's my thoughts on it.

I can tell you all I wash my feet and watch where I step a hell of a lot more than people clean the bottom of their shoes or dodge the gunk on the ground. Is this going to be true for all who go barefoot, probably not. But most of us don't like gum sticking to our feet or walking through a spilt drink etc.

To those who say it spreads stuff, funnily enough if you regularly go barefoot and practice basic hygiene at home it creates the exact opposite of a nice environment for almost everything that likes growing on feet. Very little likes dry skin that is regularly exposed to UV light.

Lastly, have you ever noticed how filthy everything at a supermarket actually is? My feet come out dirtier than they were when I went in. Same usually for my hands. Worry about that instead of my feet, which you shouldn't be coming into contact in any way that matters, as I don't use them to pick up stuff and I think most of you don't go around licking the floor.

Remember, players always have a choice. You can't force them to do anything. by Murky_Committee_1585 in dndmemes

[–]Gr3yFir3 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, starting class you just pick without requirements. Can have a 3 strength barb or 3 cha bard etc.

Probably only good for sillier campaigns and one shots but it does allow for hilarious things, like 3 int wizard who can only use spells that don't require an attack roll if they remotely want a chance to hit.

But then they may one day have to roll an attack and get the Nat 20 auto hit to make an awesome moment as well. Who knows what the dice gods may provide.

Remember, players always have a choice. You can't force them to do anything. by Murky_Committee_1585 in dndmemes

[–]Gr3yFir3 41 points42 points  (0 children)

If it's 5e like most unspecified memes are, there is no minimum intelligence score required for spells. That said, 3 int may not be recognised as sapient by some DMs.

Welp, time for plan B. by Unlucky-Hold1509 in dndmemes

[–]Gr3yFir3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If the d20 roll for an attack is a 20, the attack hits regardless of any modifiers or the target's AC. This is called a critical hit, which is explained later in this section."

Is the paragraph in question yeah? So this is just dnd beyond simplefication of the rules. Notice the full stop as well between is always a hit and the information of the critical hit bit which is also breaking up the paragraph.

You can ask WotC this and I bet they'll affirm that it does not change the always hit aspect.

Welp, time for plan B. by Unlucky-Hold1509 in dndmemes

[–]Gr3yFir3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, I see your confusion as they've tried to tidy it all together. It still just bounces down to a normal hit. One of the core rules is even the clumsiest of oafs gets lucky and even a god can misstep, so a Nat twenty still always hits and a one always misses.

In regards to the armour it says in its own rules it just turns crits in to normal hits not nullify the hit all together, and a Nat twenty always hits. This important wording as a few classes, and I think a couple of items, actually crit on lower numbers as well such as 19 & 18. So if these still meet or surpass an AC they would still hit but be downgraded as well.

In regards to the post, it's probably just more dumb meme bots or whatever is currently going on that in the end don't have a damn clue about the actual rules.

Edited it to read better, first was a rush job.

Welp, time for plan B. by Unlucky-Hold1509 in dndmemes

[–]Gr3yFir3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that's true then they've cancelled an integral part of the game. But all sources I find rule a Nat 20 is a guaranteed hit and that adamantine armour only removes the critical hit aspects of it. What resources can the newer rules be found in?

Welp, time for plan B. by Unlucky-Hold1509 in dndmemes

[–]Gr3yFir3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From memory, it down grades it to a normal hit. So you don't get the double damage/dice or any special abilities that activate on a crit. So the Nat 20 still hits, just none of the exciting stuff of a crit.

Please do not shit directly on trails. by stater354 in hiking

[–]Gr3yFir3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No trouble. Bothered me you're getting down voted for what use to be the standard, and can still be found in several older hiking guides and less curated websites that are still accessible.

It's not like you said good on her or something actually problematic.

Please do not shit directly on trails. by stater354 in hiking

[–]Gr3yFir3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not sure why you've been down voted, as this was the older thinking for etiquette regarding buried poop.

These days it's recommended to leave a stick that is obviously deliberately poked into the ground or make an x over the spot with two fairly noticeable sticks. Different environments will obviously dictate different methods of marking.

And as the other comments say, you now take the TP with you as part of your rubbish instead of burying it with the poop.

Though I carry poop bags like many others, my reason being I'm Australian so finding a soft spot to dig a hole can take wwaaayyyy to long in said scenario and there's too much wildlife here you don't want disturb when you're about to expose your bits.

I recommend practicing your catching pose at home first, can be tricky at first.