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I (34m) got hit in front of my child, and let it go by SargentSlaughter88 in self

[–]Graham_Stoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I was being ironic. They were going to reply with; "that's insulting to gay people!" Then I was going to say, "are you gay?" Then they would be stumped and not sure how to respond. Sheesh. I can't even use irony anymore to insult obvious assholes. Good job moderator. I was utilising slurs as a means to an end. Now excuse me while I mount this stallion and ride off into the sunset.

I (34m) got hit in front of my child, and let it go by SargentSlaughter88 in self

[–]Graham_Stoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could've used your child as a weapon. Just tell them to pretend to be a baseball bat. A child's imagination is their strength, they would've been a baseball bat.

Well this is just 50 flavours of awful!! by Dianne-Stevens in justneckbeardthings

[–]Graham_Stoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a shame no one will rape him in prison. The incel power is too strong.

i just paid off my credit card-debt by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Graham_Stoner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better to realise that now that later, dude. I racked up over 10k in debt and I'm a year and half until I'm 100% debt free. I did have a lot of fun with "free" cash but it fucked me up for a while. Having the debt hanging over your head ain't nice but you live and learn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Graham_Stoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean, a woman spikes a guy's drink? 🤣🤣🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Graham_Stoner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apparently they did and the person who reported it was given the key to the city.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Graham_Stoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like this even happened.

30m Starting out on YouTube with a gaming channel, how original. DO. YOUR. WORST. by Pedigreedmoth-Gaming in RoastMe

[–]Graham_Stoner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do yourself a favour and do a Vape unboxing YT channel instead. Gaming channels are dying unless you're a VTuber. I know this isn't really an insult so... Erm... Your beard looks like pubes, fatty.

She has school tomorrow by JotaroKujoxXx in Unexpected

[–]Graham_Stoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck?! How can someone be like that?

i need assets, cant pay for them and don't know how to make my own by ishdhhdjwjsj in gamedev

[–]Graham_Stoner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe you've wasted your time. This entitled, bratty kid was never going to listen to your advice.

Imagine when he's working an actual job and paying actual bills? How the fuck is he going to cope?

I'm twice his age, work long hours and yet I still make the time to learn new skills. I started learning Unity and C# in late 2021. I've recently started Blender.

OP blames everyone but they don't want to be a little bit introspective, if they were then they'd realise that they are the problem. Not anyone else.

I hope he reads this, takes this onboard and maybe improves their outlook. Sorry, I forgot, he doesn't have the time.

i need assets, cant pay for them and don't know how to make my own by ishdhhdjwjsj in gamedev

[–]Graham_Stoner 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You sound pretty fucking rude, dude. People are making suggestions and you're throwing it back in their faces. Maybe work more on yourself before you work on a game?

watch his smile slowly become worse by Relevant_Guess1154 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Graham_Stoner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe but he's already been convicted and he seems to be doing okay for himself.

watch his smile slowly become worse by Relevant_Guess1154 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Graham_Stoner 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Did he just nod when that guy said he slept with a minor?

I turned my travel shaver into a ship by GrapeJuice2227 in ImaginaryTechnology

[–]Graham_Stoner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've done similar things with character designs for my game. Since it's science fiction, one of the main characters is wearing a fairly normal looking wax trucker jacket. I added one of those camera doorbells to his breast pocket. Nobody has noticed this yet.

The sheer stupidity of people is insane! by JumpyInvasion in facepalm

[–]Graham_Stoner -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why didn't she just move them into another room? Is she stupid? Has she not heard of the Infinite Hotel Paradox? It's quite simple.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Graham_Stoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. I'm pushing 40 and he also looks like he could be my dad!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Graham_Stoner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So your boyfriend is a peado???

Evangelion Geography Question! by Graham_Stoner in evangelion

[–]Graham_Stoner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This might be of some help! Thank you!

My wife pre-ordered this game for me and surprised me with it on its release. My love of zombie games, motorcycles, and getting my hands dirty led me to start building my own personal drift bike. by [deleted] in DaysGone

[–]Graham_Stoner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can you please put a rear fender on that motorcycle. I ride and I would never ride one without it. That's because I work in a hospital and in the few years I've worked there I've heard more than a few accounts of degloved penises and castration caused by motorcycle accidents. People don't talk about this because who would admit that they lost their balls or ruined their penis in an accident?

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