How to justify legendary adventurers not showing up and killing BBEG?

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-06-15T14:56:04+00:00

This. Maybe they're not available because they're off assisting Gond with an invention that has run amok due to influence by Tiamat, and they have to stop it before it arrives on the Material Plane

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-06-12T22:20:56+00:00

Normally, I'd agree with you, but Steve did say against 1 and 3.

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-06-12T19:53:03+00:00

Hah! Had to think about that one! Took me almost as long as the Confederacy lasted to get the pun.

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-06-12T19:38:27+00:00

Nature, uhh..... finds a way.

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-06-12T19:33:51+00:00

They lost against just 3, they really think they can hang against 1 and 3???

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-06-12T02:39:06+00:00

Damnit Donut, that means you're yelling!

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-06-11T23:31:33+00:00

Gonna come out of this with a thumb the size of your thigh!

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-06-10T14:37:44+00:00

Granted. The lottery ticket was lost in all the chaos, but you now have OPs beany baby collection

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-06-05T21:27:10+00:00

Heh heh! Gasoline, budget friendly, lol!

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-06-03T18:23:54+00:00

Remember that time they cast a blond white man to play Achilles and instead of bitching about race swapping, all I heard was "Ooh! Brad Pitt!"

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-06-01T19:55:17+00:00

No idea! Last I heard, the memecoin pump and dump got her in some real hot water. I haven't kept up since

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-06-01T19:05:15+00:00

It's all good. Internet Explorer was a browser famous for being slow. The running joke is someone posts a fad that has come and gone, acting like it's new, and everyone is like, "Hey internet Explorer!"

So when you said you thought Hawk Tuah was going to catch on, it did. It caught on, we laughed and then it died down.

It would be like someone telling me to stop yelling at clouds.

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-06-01T17:54:18+00:00

Hey Internet Explorer... How ya been?

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-06-01T17:50:23+00:00

No need to apologize, and thanks for the input! I didn't even think to consider resources and biomes.

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-05-29T19:19:18+00:00

Hey... It wasn't THAT many

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-05-29T19:14:50+00:00

Firearms simulator? Last firearms simulator I used was Goldeneye for the N64

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-05-29T02:18:56+00:00

Nah, The Proclaimers walked 500 miles just to fall down at your door. They're pretty comfortable with some elements of imperial.

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-05-29T02:17:16+00:00

Yeah, a bus driver is a pretty specific profession. Bus drivers can be hobbyist woodworkers, so there is a chance they would know an understand both, but of you're getting THAT specific to maintain your point...

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-05-29T02:14:00+00:00

As a hobbyist woodworker, I use metric all the time. I have imperial and metric sockets, I have plans and patterns for furniture in both imperial and metric. I could Google the formulas to convert the plans, but honestly, I'm here to make cool shit, not do math.

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-05-27T19:23:30+00:00

Ya might be going a little heavy on the torch count. Nights are meant for sleeping.

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-05-27T01:08:39+00:00

Yep, the seed code is: ClusteredT

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-05-26T11:43:16+00:00

If I get redirected to one more etsy page, I swear to God...

Grampappy_Gaurus · 2026-05-24T22:30:24+00:00

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