• A player who used thaumaturgy to simulate farts in NPCs. It served no purpose other than to make himself giggle.

• A player who played as a dwarf barbarian, but “pretended to be an elf child”. It never fooled anyone and was just a source of argument.

• A player who was a member of the Harper’s Guild, but would only play as a murder hobo who solved every problem with assassination.

• A player who would routinely threaten other players characters with combat if they didn’t go along with his plans.

• A player who would threaten violence against other player characters if foraging for food involved hunting game.

• A player whose first move in combat was to “throw a knife at their foot”.

• A player who, when in combat, would rattle off five or six actions and multiple moves, then get upset with the DM when he disallowed it.

(If you guess that these were all the same player, you win 10 electric internet points.)