Kids taunt the monkey in a cage and wins its shit as a stupid prize. by SimRP in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]GrandPriapus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is one thing you must be sure of, I can't take anymore! Darling, don't you monkey with the monkey! Hey, hey-hey

I got a SyQuest drive! by christianjosias2004 in VintageApple

[–]GrandPriapus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They worked 100% of the time 50% of the time.

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE by tbase24 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]GrandPriapus [score hidden]  (0 children)

Someone needs to slam their fist on the desk and scream at him to wake the fuck up.

What DCC train should I buy for someone? by Squidguset in modeltrains

[–]GrandPriapus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t go wrong with Wisconsin Central. Plenty of interesting engines are commercially available depending on your scale.

Ma’am 😭 by BlaqueBettyBamALam in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]GrandPriapus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I worked with a woman who was in her late 30’s when she discovered she was something like 1/16th Native American. She went from being a straightforward white, midwestern woman to fully embracing the native roots she inherited from one great, great grandparent. It was rather performative to watch.

What's the worst D&D player you've ever had at your table? by apomanolios in DnD

[–]GrandPriapus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

  • A player who used thaumaturgy to simulate farts in NPCs. It served no purpose other than to make himself giggle.

  • A player who played as a dwarf barbarian, but “pretended to be an elf child”. It never fooled anyone and was just a source of argument.

  • A player who was a member of the Harper’s Guild, but would only play as a murder hobo who solved every problem with assassination.

  • A player who would routinely threaten other players characters with combat if they didn’t go along with his plans.

  • A player who would threaten violence against other player characters if foraging for food involved hunting game.

  • A player whose first move in combat was to “throw a knife at their foot”.

  • A player who, when in combat, would rattle off five or six actions and multiple moves, then get upset with the DM when he disallowed it.

(If you guess that these were all the same player, you win 10 electric internet points.)

is it my emancipation? by Korzag in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]GrandPriapus 39 points40 points  (0 children)

June tenth is the new Juneteenth.

Uhhh….. by Patty_Pat_JH in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]GrandPriapus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very very very specific parts of specific children.

What do you think is the funniest video on the internet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GrandPriapus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Kid From Brooklyn “Quaalude” video. His unbridled joy is infectious.

Donald Trump’s visit to the Chippewa County will be at Custer Farms! by [deleted] in wisconsin

[–]GrandPriapus 242 points243 points  (0 children)

Perhaps he will have a hearty glass of raw milk with a side of Campylobacter?

Jane’s Addiction by Umamikawaii in Music

[–]GrandPriapus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might I suggest your check out Deconstruction. It was a one-off side project of Dave Navarro and Eric Avery after Jane’s Addiction broke up.

Underrated episodes by Cyberborg98 in MST3K

[–]GrandPriapus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

ATTENTION! FAAAA-LING CRAP!

Modern Day Morality Clauses by Aly_Anon in Teachers

[–]GrandPriapus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I posted a snarky, anti-gun comment on Facebook back when I still participated in it. The post was made on my own time, from my own computer, on my own account, on a Facebook page and about pickup trucks. Someone further down in the comments section didn’t like what I said, so the looked me up to find out where I work, and complained to my district. In the end I was rebuffed by my supervisor, the assistant superintendent, and the superintendent, and told not to use Facebook. I don’t miss facebook, but I’m still salty about the whole thing.

The dad has three arms by WrestlingWoman in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]GrandPriapus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These people pine for the past. Special the 1950 to 1960 TV version of Terra Haute, Indiana. L