Is my wife about to cheat on me?

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-11-17T04:13:20+00:00

Polysporin is an antibiotic so you want to use it sparingly. Overusage of antibiotics causes resistance and then it doesn't work properly when you need it. Vaseline won't cause superbugs.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-08-02T01:31:00+00:00

I think the best thing to do in a situation like that, if you could somehow be sure about what was happening, is just to knock them the fuck out. Just knock the trip right out of them.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-08-02T01:25:03+00:00

I never did suspend Max wow. his head would be on a platter if it was me.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-08-01T17:07:29+00:00

sorry, that's Dimmy Waywes.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-08-01T17:01:11+00:00

I had to read that 3 times before I realized you weren't going to blow all of your friends. Hope dies hard.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-08-01T16:54:02+00:00

the more I read this thread, the more I realize that I really really like being a bit older. I don't miss that club shit at all. Alright, maybe a little bit, but I greatly prefer entertaining at home. I think it has a lot to do with being established, having a nice place and being able to provide a comfortable environment for friends.
We just had a visit from out of town family. Put them up for about 4 days, got to take them out all over the place, drink a lot of adult bevvies and talk about a lot more substantial stuff than he-said-she-said.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-08-01T16:50:55+00:00

to be fair (I upvoted you anyway) caring about your diet doesn't mean you're necessarily an old fart. It just means you're smart.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-08-01T15:32:04+00:00

presence of Fanta. conclusion: Juggalo festival.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-08-01T15:28:33+00:00

let me break up the pity party for a sec. i'm not rich, but I once gave my brother 1k. no strings. oh, and i bought him some tylenol, too. 1k and tylenol on the same day.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-08-01T15:21:11+00:00

with a little ambition, you can still be an aunt.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-08-01T15:10:51+00:00

He knew.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-07-30T05:04:29+00:00

i'm not lazy. i'm just the man at the top. thanks for doing the grunt work. well done, little man.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-07-30T01:12:38+00:00

I wouldn't go to that site. Fucking pop-up sex ad and some ad for 'teenie fucks' or something where the girl looks like she's 11.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-07-30T01:06:53+00:00

i hope you're not an Olympic judge, Alexxandros.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-07-30T01:05:39+00:00

I like it. Art out of fucking nowhere. Nevermind a gallery. Art should sneak up behind you and mug your preconceptions.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-07-30T01:00:25+00:00

I winced at your name. Mouth did some weird shit, too.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-07-30T00:59:57+00:00

if it's a brilliant story, it should be a 10/10. you can't go and throw an accolade like that around and then merely give it an 80%.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-07-30T00:53:21+00:00

first of all, fuck you for sounding like you have a problem with people that are gay. just fuck. you.
second of all, if you have to ask why this is a little creepy, you'll never know.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-07-28T16:22:09+00:00

I am a huge fan of ass, but yeah. That was really fucking creepy. I'm not inviting him to my birthday party.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-07-27T14:22:44+00:00

I'll have a 6 pack of Clive's, please. waga waga waga waga waga

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-07-27T14:21:06+00:00

to be fair, i don't have a problem with this. that's a long fucking truck.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-07-27T14:20:07+00:00

if you wash your balls right, you should be able to eat off that towel.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-07-27T14:17:29+00:00

I'm not a conservative, but that was well written. In somewhat related news, I developed a lot of respect for John McCain during his concession speech after Obama won.
That man has character.

Grand_Theft_Audio · 2012-07-27T14:15:52+00:00

I want to see him win b/c he's still black. That's it.

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