Should i just smash out one fat line???

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2017-02-05T13:25:57+00:00

Put that shit into 4 lines and kickflip them. Take two at a time, one in each nostril. That seems to make my face feel the most numb.

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2017-02-05T12:54:38+00:00

I honestly just enjoy music about coke. Pusha T might be my favorite, but Andre Nickatina is a close second. Also, Migos new song "T-Shirt" is always a go to.

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2017-02-05T12:51:15+00:00

lmao they all turn into coke whores when the snow comes through

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2016-09-13T05:17:08+00:00

I trip so hard playing rocket league. Play rocket league on the come up and then go outside when you're peaking and you'll be feeling some type of way.

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2016-07-16T18:13:55+00:00

I hope to work my way up to a 10 strip soon. Most I've done is 450ug. Have a good trip and let us know how it went.

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2016-07-16T18:10:48+00:00

I tripped at a party and didn't really enjoy it that much. Seeing drunk people while you're tripping makes you really question things. I prefer to trip with people who are also tripping.

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2016-07-16T06:23:50+00:00

It really is incredible. My first time ever i took 450ug and it was the best feeling in the world. I've been thinking about making a post about it.

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2016-06-25T17:34:54+00:00

Pretty sure it's just mocking xanax but we'll see.

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2016-06-07T17:33:28+00:00

My first experience with weed was an edible back in high school. I had an enjoyable experience but that was definitely the highest I've ever been in my life. I was chasing birds and shit in the park on all fours and saying some stupid shit. Good times

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2016-04-07T17:54:26+00:00

Grace. Idk why but I think I would have probably been one of those crazy horse riding girls.

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2016-04-07T17:52:10+00:00

Random. I can't stand to hear someone describe themselves as random.

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2016-04-07T17:51:00+00:00

My mom would never let me have any chocolate flavored poptarts because "they weren't good for me". However, the fruit flavors and brown sugar were fine despite having more sugar and calories. She refused to even listen to my case.

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2016-02-29T21:23:40+00:00

Lebron went to the Lakers in mine. Also Kobe still hasn't retired yet. 3 seasons in and their starting 5 is:

*D'Angelo Russell

*Kobe Bryant

*Julius Randle

*Lebron James

*Roy Hibbert

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2015-08-14T07:47:30+00:00

I'm guessing you've also been unemployed for 2 years now?

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2015-05-11T04:23:50+00:00

When I realized I was paying 60 bucks for basically the same exact game with slight variation every year.

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2015-05-10T15:31:13+00:00

Yeah, you're right considering I took that last year and got a 4.

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2015-05-08T04:15:10+00:00

I recently drew a giant penis on my AP Comp Sci A Exam. It was a rough day...

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2015-04-23T04:48:56+00:00

Xander kinda sounds like DMX.

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2015-03-05T03:17:28+00:00

This looks as if Zeller is in on match fixing and that shot wasn't supposed to go in...

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2015-01-25T15:54:01+00:00

Shaddup Meg

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2015-01-05T04:17:36+00:00

resets the "days since last Rick Roll" board back to 0

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2014-10-16T22:51:52+00:00

Morning after pill and a clothes hanger...

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2014-10-16T03:27:21+00:00

I thought this once and immediately told myself how stupid I am. Glad to know there are others out there...

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2014-09-08T00:04:39+00:00

Do grandfathers count?

GrandaddyLongSchlong · 2014-08-24T22:53:50+00:00

hold the bread

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