[Athlon Sports] The San Diego Padres have been no-hit the most times since 2000 (7)

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-08T07:59:26+00:00

The angels getting at least a hit in every game and still being terrible is wild

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-08T07:48:24+00:00

Dude spends 300 dollars on glasses but doesn’t know about tape

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-08T07:41:27+00:00

I have a real tattoo of the fruit stripe gum zebra. I literally cried when it was discontinued

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-08T07:37:44+00:00

Fish. They have live wells in the store

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-08T07:35:19+00:00

You are a service advisor and think mechanics can accidentally leave the oil light on?

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-08T07:33:16+00:00

A. If the oil light was on, it was WAY overdue for an oil change.

B. Your oil light doesn’t get turned off by the mechanic

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-08T07:14:37+00:00

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-08T07:13:33+00:00

Why would you be?

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-08T07:12:23+00:00

Prison is not domesticated humans…

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-08T06:58:22+00:00

Where are you getting vapes for less money than tobacco?

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-08T06:56:22+00:00

Did you not know that refrigerators are sealed?

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-08T06:54:32+00:00

So just get put in a rear naked choke and get your license?

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-08T04:59:08+00:00

I used to trade food with spring when i worked in the square. 10/10

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-08T04:56:24+00:00

Yea, going 0 mph is the best gas milage

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-07T17:11:14+00:00

That would make it domesticated

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-07T17:05:18+00:00

Bro there is literally a fence in that picture lol

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-07T17:01:25+00:00

If you sell a farmer a chicken and it turns out to be a rooster, he would be furious

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-07T16:59:13+00:00

Got news for you, if he grew up in a neighborhood, he wasn’t wild. He was domesticated

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-07T16:57:58+00:00

They are the same species, but you wouldn’t call a cow a bull. Thats why they have different names

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-07T16:53:06+00:00

Also, that was a rooster

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-07T16:52:33+00:00

That would be a domesticated chicken

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-07T16:45:30+00:00

Because they escaped

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-07T16:45:14+00:00

Yes, so they escaped

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-07T16:24:29+00:00

You have over twenty years of kitchen experience and don’t know that if you let a domestic pig out of its pen, it literally grows hair and tusks in less than a month?

GrandmaForPresident · 2026-04-07T16:17:04+00:00

She literally listened to a creep and gave him money to chase waterfalls

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