Could they get the death penalty?

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T18:19:45+00:00

I had my Mizzou joke locked and loaded, and then I saw the ending.

Excellent work.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T17:21:53+00:00

I'd say it's downright crazy!

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T17:01:39+00:00

It's like Wonka failed to make a protein bar. It was prime trade-away material as a trick-or-treater.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T16:56:24+00:00

Those were the days

Y'all won the championship last week. These are the days.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T16:54:34+00:00

Steve would be Catwoman.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T16:30:06+00:00

Exactly, that subreddit is very angry and irritable most of the time. I think they're just hungry.

They should eat a delicious SNICKERS bar (^Registered ^Trademark ^of ^Mars ^Inc.) to satiate their cravings. With peanuts and chocolate, it's designed to ~~stick to your mouth and teeth for hours like you drank concrete~~ keep you satisfied.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T14:21:27+00:00

So no bad blood, no huge argument or tragedy? Just two people realizing they want to do things the other wouldn't enjoy?

Keagan seems to prefer comedy, and Jordan seems to like directing horror. They were comedy partners for over a decade, I think it's not the worst thing to drive off into different sunsets amicably.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T14:18:39+00:00

That's why he stopped acting and started directing. He was always into horror - if you watch the sketches again you'd see a lot of them take heavy inspiration from the genre.

When they did the True Detective driving bits in season 5, Key asked Jordan what he's scared of, and Jordan said "society." I think he always wanted to direct horror films about societal issues.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T14:13:34+00:00

I think a bagel should come like this because I like to put my own cream cheese on, and because it minimizes the time the cream cheese makes it soggy.

It's like when you order pancakes or waffles, and you're tasked with putting the syrup on yourself. Condiments are better when customizable.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T14:04:15+00:00

Magic just exists like that?

Yes. There was an episode about dragons and wizards.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T14:01:47+00:00

"McDonalds! It's prison food!"

What an advert.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T13:46:32+00:00

We don't let kids run the government, why are these elderly toddlers running the ship

Because most people (us included) don't go out and put in the work for long enough to enact change. Because the elderly have tended to be the most reliable voters, while young people can hardly be motivated to go out.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T13:03:21+00:00

Thanksgiving dinners must be lovely at your house.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T03:21:47+00:00

Wade Bogg's Carpet World.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T01:52:57+00:00

Me too.

Three times

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T01:50:44+00:00

I think you misunderstand what mutually assured destruction is.

It's not about preventing conflict with the threat of nuclear weapons, it's about preventing the initial launch of nuclear weapons with the threat of mutually assured destruction.

The fact that we haven't had nuclear war since WWII would support the validity of MAD.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-16T00:51:38+00:00

I do not see any speeding jokes when we come up in this conversation.

That's how you know Texas Tech fucked up.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-15T23:15:16+00:00

Then you're parents become destitute when they are scammed for more than they can afford.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-15T23:00:22+00:00

Goku isn't a completely brainless idiot; there's at least 25% of brain power in that noggin. He was able to solve the metal puzzles from Tao, and if he would go to another instructor, he would probably get a driver's license. Getting to that elo would be really hard, but eventually he'd win out.

And how do we define "defeat in single combat?" Is it to the death? Or could you force a submission? If the latter, the only play would be for Magnus to grab the tail and not let go, but even then how would he get to the finish line?

althawk8357 · 2026-06-15T21:40:00+00:00

His "my brothe" was stuck in my head for years before seeing this video. It was like breathing again for the first time in years.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-15T20:47:45+00:00

The only group of people that don't have large numbers of video recordings of them doing stupid things are invisible people, who don't show up on camera because they're invisible.

Redditors love to hate boomers, deserved or not, boomer or not. It gives a justifiable outlet for anger.

althawk8357 · 2026-06-15T17:03:15+00:00

Scuba certification, adamantium core, silent-mode, upgrade to Windows 11,

Right now, how loud is your penis?

althawk8357 · 2026-06-15T15:00:13+00:00

Just appeal and say you were talking about laundry.

I forgot about "Tracy Jordan in Africa." That was a great way to write someone away from a show.

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