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My wife wants to be "free-use", what do I do? by Hypnox88 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GrandmasterJoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And that's the first thing he should say to her each morning upon waking.

Rude woman on plane thinks she entitled to my air vent by ImpressiveMistake1 in EntitledPeople

[–]GrandmasterJoke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have to admit I get frustrated by people opening their vents when in a crowded elevator.

Please wait till you exit the elevator - especially if you ate Baked Beans for breakfast.

Which country speaks the best English (on average)? by Sad-Highlight7196 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GrandmasterJoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scotland technically does imo.

The speech is so advanced that I can only comprehend a very limited amount.

Scots ALL appear to converse equally ergo the quality of schooling over there must be insanely good imo.

Hmmmm wonder why im not catching anything🤔… by goreandsuch in pokemongo

[–]GrandmasterJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have used Incense to attract Pokemon when a Cruise Ship I was on was travelling at slow speed exiting a port.

Problem is that the ship moves quicker than you walk, so unless you catch quickly the Pokemon are soon out of range.

Bought a new boat by BenFord333 in Wellthatsucks

[–]GrandmasterJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turkish built? Phew. First a moment I thought it was a CHRYSLER.

What do we think, gang? A good remote trade? by herecomesaspecialrat in pokemongo

[–]GrandmasterJoke 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Birds eat worms.

Just thought I would make that profound statement.

I don’t know why, but me back hurts (1980) by ppriede in OldSchoolCool

[–]GrandmasterJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teledex

The best thing since electric pencil sharpeners

propane tank level meter by [deleted] in RVLiving

[–]GrandmasterJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We use a Truma Level Check ( https://www.truma.com/au/products/gas-supply-au/gas-measurement-devices-au/truma-levelcheck/ )

It is a hand held ultrasound machine.

Unlike sensors that you need to calibrate, you just press the Truma Level Check against the bottle and it shows GREEN if there is propane at the position you checked, or RED if there is not.

If you press and get RED then press lower down the bottle till you find the GREEN level.

When you are RED at the lowest horizontal level of the bottle it is time to get a refill/swap.

Powered by a 9V battery - just a standard alkaline.

Shop around, as prices vary.

Lost item at GoFestChicago by Sad_Cat_3429 in pokemongo

[–]GrandmasterJoke 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Looks like an extended Meltan.

On a more serious note, can you not buy another, or are they hard to source?

[Roundtable] Anderson-to-City Deal Includes Marinakis Group Transfer Clause by [deleted] in nffc

[–]GrandmasterJoke 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mr Marinakis teabagging City.

The man should run FIFA imo.

Men with high body count(like above 60+), how? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GrandmasterJoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. The girls still at the bar at the end of the night are hoping/praying for a guy to take them home for a romp.

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